Preseason Action! Bears vs Jaguars GDT. Eltrob

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Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Ozu posted:

https://vine.co/v/MYxLlT6DDdT

That is prime avatar material right there.

Also did Jimmy Clausen just make a terrific throw!!??

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:10

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:41

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Quest For Glory II posted:

i tell you what mike i love this guy clausen, I call him the Ferguson because he brings tears to my eyes

i call this clausen guy the king of denmark because i want to pour poison in his ear and then watch his family and friends destroy themselves in ill-begotten schemes for revenge

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:12

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

kadeem carey owns why did he have to be drafted by the bears

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:12

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Flags credited with an assist on the tackle

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:14

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

JT Jag posted:

drat, nice

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:14

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

STORM JOHNSON :siren:

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:15

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Denard Robinson tho

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:15

xeria: Jul 26, 2004; Ruh roh...

STORM JOHNSON

DENARD ROBINSON

toby gerhart

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:16

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

I love when Gruden talks up a player then he immediately blows containment on a running play

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:16

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

The fantastic name team has taken a casualty

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:17

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

xeria posted:

STORM JOHNSON

DENARD ROBINSON

toby gerhart

Toby Gerhart's job is to murder the defense with his aggressive levels of boring whiteness and then bam, out of nowhere Storm Johnson and Denard Robinson with the change-up

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:17

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

if i was a college coach, i'd offer a scholarship to storm johnson without watching a second of game tape

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:18

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Bortles exudes his influence into those tight, tight windows

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:19

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Should have been a first down there but some receivers just can't handle the Bortles

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:20

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Now you're thinking with Bortles!... sorry, I just wanted to say that

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:21

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

i said it in the n/v thread but if you like football names there's a WR named Speedy at texas A&M this year

DrunkPanda posted:

Now you're thinking with Bortles!... sorry, I just wanted to say that

TOO LATE CHAMP

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:21

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

if i was a college coach, i'd offer a scholarship to storm johnson without watching a second of game tape

Thats essentially what happened at UCF.

"A guy named Storm de-committed from Miami? Get him."

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:21

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Manziel signal spotted

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:22

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The Kraken posted:

Manziel signal spotted

Was there a double-throat-slash though

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:23

DrunkPanda: Apr 24, 2005; I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

How funny would it be if Jay Cutler lost his job to Jimmy Clausen?

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:23

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

no clausen

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:24

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Alualu, so nice they named him twice

edit: working against this sea---jacksonville front

A freudian slip that makes me smile

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:24

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Just a reminder that Dan Dierdorf isnt calling nfl games this year, so this year will be better than last year already

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:24

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Quest For Glory II posted:

Just a reminder that Dan Dierdorf isnt calling nfl games this year, so this year will be better than last year already

yeah but hearing champion seahawks hurts

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:26

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

O'Donnell owns and I'm glad the bears might have a good punter again even if I have no idea how to root for the bears in a post-mannelly world

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:26

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Lessail posted:

yeah but hearing champion seahawks hurts

the ravens were defending champions last year and we saw how that went for them

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:26

Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Lessail posted:

yeah but hearing champion seahawks hurts

At least they have a pretty sweet logo

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:27

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

This might be the last Bortles drive for the night, so pay attention

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:28

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

94 just blew up that tackle ahahaha

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:28

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I missed the first half, how did the rookie DTs look?

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:29

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

would've been really cool if that was in

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:29

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

As dumb a play as that was

He almost pulled it off. Downright Favreian.

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:29

xeria: Jul 26, 2004; Ruh roh...

almost brilliant

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:30

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

bortles kind of looks like a real qb out there

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:30

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

don't like that run tho

# ? Aug 15, 2014 03:30

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!