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Once, I ate some onions at Sanford's and got the farts once I got home. My roommate was sitting three feet away when I let a big one seep out. For a moment, I was afraid I sharted, but luckily I didn't. Anyway, my roommate started gagging and retching a few seconds later. Apparently they could feel the texture of my fart as it slipped down their throat. Long story short, my roommate was not happy. But I still love farting and enjoy the sport at all times. I bet you have a story about crop dusting old ladies at Walmart. I do.
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Hey, that's great. Good stuff, OP.
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Aug 15, 2014 04:45
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one time I thought I was gonna fart but instead a huge turd came out and everyone ran away. the end.
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Aug 15, 2014 04:46
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I see you are gay. when did you begin farting comfortably with your life partner?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:47
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ate a hoagie once, had a mad fart after
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at what point in your life did you realize you were "different"? was your homosexuality caused by abuse? rape?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:49
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one time I let out 2 farts 1 squirt into the sleeping OP's left nostril one into the right but the 2nd squirt was wet oops well thats my story thanks and bye
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dad gay. so what posted:at what point in your life did you realize you were "different"? was your homosexuality caused by abuse? rape? read your posts, now I'm gay
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Aug 15, 2014 04:50
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did "fart-play" ever play a part in your early sexual encounters with your family?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:50
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at what age were you raped?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:51
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here i sit broken hearted came to shitpost but only farted
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Aug 15, 2014 04:51
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hey lois i fahted
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do you feel overcome with guilt from your deviant fart-centric homosexuality or have you been able to find community with others who share your values?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:53
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when you and your lover fart on each other do you snuggle afterwards or run away in disgust? when I accidently crapped in my pants, no one wanted to be around me  so I was very upset. do you experience sadness or are you immune to emotions because of your disease?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:55
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dad gay. so what posted:at what age were you raped?
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Aug 15, 2014 04:58
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your homosexuality obviously defines you, do you have a hard time defining your "fart-version" kink homo persona to others? are you out about it?
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was your family brought up farting on each other sexually? is incest a part of your farting ritual?
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Aug 15, 2014 05:03
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what role do your genitals play in your fart ritual? do you mutilate them?
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Aug 15, 2014 05:06
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i'm glad you are posting in gbs again, dad gay. so what
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Aug 15, 2014 05:07
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Gays don't fart, everyone knows that. They teach that in school along with evolution. I have no interest in your anti-fart propaganda. Also, I just farted and it smelled.
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Aug 15, 2014 05:10
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I fart, therefore I queef.
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Aug 15, 2014 05:20
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my dad... gay *fart*
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Aug 15, 2014 05:23
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lol *lets out a little laugh like gorge 2. bush.*
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Aug 15, 2014 05:23
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this thread is begging for the "poo poo post" tag
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its pretty lovely when you get all wound up for a decent poo poo and you do your pre-poo poo rituals and then you sit down only to have a gigantic fart instead
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Aug 15, 2014 06:46
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it's heartbreaking, really
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Bad Titty Puker posted:it's heartbreaking, really Starting the day with a fart is a good way to start the day.
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when i fart it seems like someone always walks past a few minutes later like every time. before i was watching tv and i thought "oh no one will come into the loungeroom for at least 10 minutes" so i farted then sure enough a housemate came and walked past
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i have been huffing my farts and foreskin heavily, for hours i was cupping my balls to harvest the smell and didnt even notice
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thats my favourite fart story
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I cowarded-punched a guy once and while he was unconcious on the ground I put my rear end right close to his face to fart straight into his face and along with the fart a wasp came out and stung his eye.
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lonesomedwarf posted:when i fart it seems like someone always walks past a few minutes later like every time. before i was watching tv and i thought "oh no one will come into the loungeroom for at least 10 minutes" so i farted then sure enough a housemate came and walked past You are The Fart Whisperer
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Aug 15, 2014 13:17
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Business Gorillas posted:its pretty lovely when you get all wound up for a decent poo poo and you do your pre-poo poo rituals and then you sit down only to have a gigantic fart instead I dunno it often echoes nicely and is quite satisfying and then you have a lil' giggle. ALthough agreed it's no fun if you still feel like you need a poo poo after.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:24
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I once had gastric flu and shat myself seven times in one day. Once at work, once on the bus on the way home, and then shat the bed so many times I was lying naked on newspaper as I'd run out of bedding It was like my arsehole had just completely stopped working for a few days
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Aug 15, 2014 16:42
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Clamps McGraw posted:I once had gastric flu and shat myself seven times in one day. Once at work, once on the bus on the way home, and then shat the bed so many times I was lying naked on newspaper as I'd run out of bedding GBS 1.4 - I once had gastric flu and shat myself seven times in one day
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Aug 15, 2014 16:51
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Gas OP Kill his family
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Alan Smithee posted:Gas OP I've already gassed my family. Another time, I walked down the cooking aisle in Walmart but little did I know something was cooking in me. As I sauntered past the condensed milk, I dropped a poot which smelled strongly of rotting garbage. Moments later, a blue hair with a walker stopped near the drop zone. As I glanced over my shoulder for confirmation, I laughed, knowing she was breathing my noxious fumes. Farts are a universal human experience that should be embraced, not shamed.
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Old lady white knighters itt obviously. Not quite fart related, but I just took a dump and the smell offended people enough that they went outside for fresh air.
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one time i needed to make the poop so i went to the poo poo place the toilet seat was up so i moved it down. as i did this i farted. i then turned around and sat down. my face was right in the spot in which i had farted i farted in my own face i learned not to fart before sitting down again
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