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here's mine:
i'm all alone on a desert island, wearing just my socks. Suddenly a water nymph arises from the foamy spray, and crawls up to me. shes got the upper body of zora, and the lower body of Ariel. my ideal woman. she begins peeling my socks off, and sucking my toes. Mostly the big one. Just sucking and sucking and its giving her so much pleasure that she orgasms, intensely. Im aroused, and ejaculate my seed onto her back and buttocks before she coos happily and flops back into the surf.
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Aug 15, 2014 02:45
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- Adbot
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- Strontosaurus
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no arms, no legs, insect face, and huge fake tits
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Aug 15, 2014 02:53
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- GEExCEE
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I wanna go to a little place, you may have heard of it...
I call it fart gently caress hell
beneath the rolling hills and verdant pines, under the mountain lies an inferno of anal brutality
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Aug 15, 2014 02:55
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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I've always imagined being in a magic tournament and seeing a drop dead gorgeous babe, only to find out that I'm playing her round one! I'll think quick and make up some Magic pick up lines, "Hey, did someone cast path to exile on your butt? Cause it's outta this world!" "Excuse me, do you have a blue mana? I need someone to twiddle my Bone Flute." She'll be enthused that she's finally found someone else, in a Magic tournament of all places, that shares an interest of hers. Then, she'll pat my cheek after I beat her on turn three with 20/20 Arcbound Ravager and I'll never see her again.
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Aug 15, 2014 02:56
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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angela lansbury and alanis morrisette engaging in sensual analingus as i enter from behind
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Aug 15, 2014 02:57
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- GEExCEE
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I'm walking up the marble steps to the research branch of a special library. I gather my books from the librarian, each a rare and ancient text. I take them to my study bench, and take out my notepad. Water isn't even allowed in here. I open the first book of the day. Edison, New Jersey. 1960-1970. each and every virile man has a cum entry. I glance at the first page. Aaron Aanders. The sample is a bit musty but well preserved. I look forward to my work.
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Aug 15, 2014 02:59
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- WhenInRome
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a hot buff Great Old One, tentacles writhing as i slowly bring my mouth to his. wait. where is his mouth? thats when i realize. it has hundreds of mouths, and they are all screaming, oh god make the screaming stop, my mind is torn to shreds by the dread knowledge i hear whispering under the horrific screaming. it wont stop
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Aug 15, 2014 04:12
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- Diqnol
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The house is quiet. I slip through the unlocked window in the sun room unnoticed. The excitement is getting me riled up as I crouchwalk into the living room without so much as a peep. Expected noise comes from the kitchen, presumably my victim washing their dishes. The air still smells of pasta sauce and Parmesan cheese - I will rectify this soon enough, I muse to myself. I'm just around the edge of the kitchen and still they wash dishes totally unaware of my presence. I am totally erect. I dash around the corner and plunge into Nomates' rear end, and before he has time to react, I crush his head with my bear hands in the styling of The Mountain from Game of Thrones. We'll have a laugh about this later, I think, as his skull pulp slowly gurgles out the next anime I should watch.
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Aug 15, 2014 04:19
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- playground tough
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s my own d
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Aug 15, 2014 04:52
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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no arms, no legs, insect face, and huge fake tits
3/4 PM me cutey
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Aug 15, 2014 05:12
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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I've always imagined being in a magic tournament and seeing a drop dead gorgeous babe, only to find out that I'm playing her round one! I'll think quick and make up some Magic pick up lines, "Hey, did someone cast path to exile on your butt? Cause it's outta this world!" "Excuse me, do you have a blue mana? I need someone to twiddle my Bone Flute." She'll be enthused that she's finally found someone else, in a Magic tournament of all places, that shares an interest of hers. Then, she'll pat my cheek after I beat her on turn three with 20/20 Arcbound Ravager and I'll never see her again.
Better be holding a stifle up because she's gonna get triggered as gently caress
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Aug 15, 2014 06:33
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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I fall down a lot and my mother constantly mocks me for it
This but more nudity.
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Aug 15, 2014 06:56
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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my sexual fantasy is the OP.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:06
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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Who is marit?
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Aug 15, 2014 13:22
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- GEExCEE
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u place in lore top 8 at nationals yet tonetta??
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Aug 15, 2014 13:29
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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That's marit lage! I thought you night have been talking about my semi-mtgfamous friend mason lange, lol
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Aug 15, 2014 13:30
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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u place in lore top 8 at nationals yet tonetta??
I didnt get to go because work but I did get to the semi's in states and won like 300 dollars last week?
Convince me to give up my livelihood for my #mtgcareer
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Aug 15, 2014 13:32
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- GEExCEE
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you do you homie
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Aug 15, 2014 13:34
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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Where are there so many magic players in bring your own bobs?
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Aug 15, 2014 13:35
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- GEExCEE
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everyone on the internet is a loving huge nerd
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Aug 15, 2014 13:36
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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Hahaha yeah I get to go to the pt but I'm totally gonna go "0-2" drop and tour hawaii
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Aug 15, 2014 13:39
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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My jizz moment is dealing 20 damage on turn 1 in modern with primetime
My other jizz moment is making money for playing retard games
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Aug 15, 2014 13:41
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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My biggest jizz moment tho is on my lunch break at work, when I rub one out into my vosses coffee pot, which eclipses when I watch him drink it
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Aug 15, 2014 13:42
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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Putting gigantic fake breasts on GEExCEE and just going to town
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Aug 15, 2014 14:18
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