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Hi there, you poor and unfortunate platinumless souls. Here you can suckle from the teet of the welfare state instead of growing up and getting a job so you can buy platinum. While you stay here I only ask that you shower at least once, preferably as soon as possible.
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please goonsir may i have another
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Aug 15, 2014 20:33
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Jon Joe posted:Hi there, you poor and unfortunate platinumless souls. Here you can suckle from the teet of the welfare state instead of growing up and getting a job so you can buy platinum. While you stay here I only ask that you shower at least once, preferably as soon as possible. Dad?
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Aug 15, 2014 20:37
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don't tell anyone but i used my welfare state dollars to buy plat
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Aug 15, 2014 20:38
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my platinum was unjustly taken from me by the worst mod, in the worst forum.
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Aug 15, 2014 20:38
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Post here for free plat? cool,count me in!
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Aug 15, 2014 20:38
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I'm frasier and this thread is mcginty's
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Aug 15, 2014 20:38
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are the showers free?
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Aug 15, 2014 20:38
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I'm just going to post in here a couple days but I'll be back on my feet in no time I swear Linda if youre reading this I'll be back soon
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Aug 15, 2014 20:39
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Madcosby posted:I'm just going to post in here a couple days but I'll be back on my feet in no time I swear Same, I'm just posting here between threads.....ol' Gil's gonna do it this time
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Aug 15, 2014 20:42
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Hungry Joe posted:Dad? If you don't have plat, you're no son of mine. Terry Francona posted:Post here for free plat? cool,count me in! Haha no. However if you desperately need to send a message to another user, we do have trained carrier pidgins for you to use. Shasta Orange Soda posted:are the showers free? Yup! We here at the Poor Platinumless Souls Homeless Shelter encourage everyone to get in the showers. Take a long one. Really breath in the, ehm, steam.
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Aug 15, 2014 20:43
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Linda if you see madcos tell him he still owes me for the last tiner and i'm going to break his legs if he doesnt pay up
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Aug 15, 2014 20:43
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i'm only here to make fun of those who can't even pull themselves up by government-issued bootstraps tee hee
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Aug 15, 2014 20:47
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*removes sunglasses* i'm here for a photo op with some hobos
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Aug 15, 2014 20:50
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Aug 15, 2014 20:56
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Someone buy me plat so my kid isn't ashamed of me when she grows up.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:00
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please don't feed the poors
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Aug 15, 2014 21:00
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Jon Joe posted:If you don't have plat, you're no son of mine. I thought that was you....I hope one day you'll be able to accept me as I am
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Aug 15, 2014 21:01
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IF YOU ARE NOT PLATINUM, READING THIS POST IS ILLEGALPolice Automaton posted:please don't feed the poors What if we feed the poors to the rich? I think it's a modest proposal.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:01
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Can anybody spare some change I would like to buy a platinum account... or heroin. Probably heroin.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:02
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Have you tried tasting poor people? They taste like rubber and sad.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:02
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Can't wait till we end up in garden sheds in some Florida swampland
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Aug 15, 2014 21:02
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you got the double shame of a cut off huge av?
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Aug 15, 2014 21:02
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Oh hey I got platinum gently caress you guys you guys were losers anyways... poors.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:03
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Just stopping by so it looks like I give a poo poo. *scatters change on the ground*
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Ruby got Railed posted:you got the double shame of a cut off huge av? Shame? I'm platinum and have the glory of a huge avatar, to show my truly huge glory.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:03
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Someone set up government assistance for platinum
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Aug 15, 2014 21:04
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suck my non-platinum dick wigga
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Aug 15, 2014 21:05
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Ugh, can we just bus the people in this thread to another forum?
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Aug 15, 2014 21:06
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The only reason you non-plats don't have platinum are because you're lazy and don't want to work. You could REALLY be platinum if you wanted to.  Now go flip my hamburgers!
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Aug 15, 2014 21:06
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rootphreak posted:suck my non-platinum dick wigga I have some fortunate news for you.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:06
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I'm here to apply for the SA welfare plat voucher.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:07
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Terry Francona posted:I'm here to apply for the SA welfare plat voucher. DENIED!
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Aug 15, 2014 21:07
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Greetings plebs. I have bought this piece of real estate with view of storing my fancy rich man things here like golf clubs and tax cuts. Please vacate the premises in an orderly manner or you will be charged the cost of the rubber bullets and CS gas needed to remove you. Good day.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:10
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I need to mass-hire some poors to rate some threads 5. Will pay in stale popcorn.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:15
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*turns out pockets* -One degraded sticker "POGS" -A lighter / razorblade combo stick
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Aug 15, 2014 21:21
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i need a deck on my mansion, who's hungry?
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Aug 15, 2014 21:22
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I'm doing volunteer work as community outreach to poors. You poors let me know if you need PMs sent or archives searched or something.
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Aug 15, 2014 21:25
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Suck yo dick fo' some platinum
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Aug 15, 2014 21:25
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I need some money for the bus can you spare $10?
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