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I think we need to stop saying "I'm Gay". Remember, this is one of the most innovative, fresh, and funny forums on the internet, and endlessly repeating a catch phrase isn't living up to the standards we've established. But, if you absolutely need to inform the world of your homosexuality, you can still do so. Just do it in an innovative and interesting way! Here are some examples of ways to announce you're gayness: 1. Academic: "I feel that the hegemonic narratives of heterosexual fulfillment are yet another way of the Western metaphysical tradition to reduce human experiences to neat and orderly patterns that can not capture the fullness of my queer, subversive Being-as-Such." 2. tumblr: "I am a flushed demiromantic powerbottom muscletwink genderfluid queer, and am also a Time Lord otherkin" 3. Topical: "Despite being a third string center averaging less than 2 points a game, I have the most popular jersey in the NBA" 4. Indirect: "I am a Republican Senator who believes in protecting the sanctity of our traditional family values." 5. Vulgar: "I like to gobble on cockmeat and guzzle the balljuice" 6. Poetic: "The chiseled physique of a strong and virile male causes my heart to palpitate in anticipation of his strong embrace, a feeling of excitement that can only be surpassed by the ecstasy of feeling every crease of his manhood pushing against my body's most tender region, filling me up in an emotional bond that those who deny the rightness of our love can never comprehend" 7. Make up a poem or rhyme!: "If you ask me if I want it hetero I would say heck no Rather be in a federal prison Getting full of jism Morning noon and night I don't wanna see the light At the end of the tunnel Rather I wanna be pummeled Like a pommel horse And of course its gotta be by men Who have the strength to burst my hymen Leave me messy like New Orleans after Katrina Hot dudes show me what is between your legs I will drink it like doing a keg stand Just take my legs and Move them apart, show me your art Of male on male loving, With the shoving and pushing Then I will drink your cream like a Pershing" These are just a few ideas to expand our repertoire. Please, don't be afraid to challenge yourself and grow by finding new ways to express yourself.
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i'm gay
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:55 |
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im gay
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:55 |
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i'm gay
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:55 |
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I am gay.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:56 |
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ur gay
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glowing-fish posted:Remember, this is one of the most innovative, fresh, and funny forums on the internet. Is it? I've been trying to find a better one to jump ship to since I got here.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:56 |
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Dude...you are...
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:56 |
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8. write that exact op
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:57 |
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im gay haha owned op
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Smoremaster posted:im gay
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:58 |
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Effort to funny ratio is off the charts.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:58 |
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Mutation posted:8. write that exact op I am actually 180% heterosexual, I am just interested in improving the quality of posting here.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:58 |
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I'm a ball juice gagging gay fag
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glowing-fish posted:I am actually 180% heterosexual, I am just interested in improving the quality of posting here. p sure that loops back around to gay as gently caress op.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:59 |
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good post OP, I hope gbs does its great comedy of doing the thing you said not to do and then empty quoting gas. quality and entertaining
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Runaktla posted:I'm a ball juice gagging gay fag That is pretty good, but I think I already used "ball juice"? Try to think of a different way to write the same thing, like "sack snot".
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glowing-fish posted:I am actually 180% heterosexual, I am just interested in improving the quality of posting here. be easier to cure cancer, more money in that too
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I'm Gay
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:01 |
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i've never said this before but holy poo poo i'm gayer than ever
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:01 |
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okay i will
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:02 |
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eDit: no i wont
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:02 |
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I'm gay.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:03 |
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Urugay.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:04 |
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glowing-fish posted:But, if you absolutely need to inform the world of your homosexuality, you can still do so. Just do it in an innovative and interesting way! Here are some examples of ways to announce you're gayness: you are gayness.
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glowing-fish posted:I think we need to stop saying "I'm Gay". Remember, this is one of the most innovative, fresh, and funny forums on the internet, and endlessly repeating a catch phrase isn't living up to the standards we've established. same
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:04 |
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I think you should resign as GBS board therapist. Work on a board where there's at least some hope.
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Kelfeftaf posted:I think you should resign Have you ever thought that "resign" is an autoantonym? It can mean to continue in a job, and to quit a job! I am going to imagine you meant the first one!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:06 |
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you cannot stop me, you can only make me gayer
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:07 |
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We are gay
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it has lost its power as a punchline ot bad threads and poo poo posts due to overuse, so i agree
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hemophilia posted:it has lost its power as a punchline ot bad threads and poo poo posts due to overuse, so i agree I'm a homo
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:11 |
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never stop
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:11 |
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what is gay
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I'm a homo Witty AV/post combo! See, there are so many ways to make the joke work if you take the effort to do so!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:12 |
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op is gayer than Richard Simmons
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glowing-fish posted:this is one of the most innovative, fresh, and funny forums on the internet, lol
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