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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
The new platinum grenades are nice. They give me an instant visual representation of who I'm better than, and who's posts are worth reading. I like that money can help me feel superior. It's the American way.

Can we just go Citizens United up in this bitch, and get straight to the influence peddling? Make with the price sheet, Lowtax. I'm down for :10bux:exercising my First Amendment rights.:10bux:

Here, I'll start you off with a good idea:

$50 = :smuggo:Diamond Tier:smuggo:: Only members at this level may post in a new and improved Helldump.



Let's get some more options together, guys. I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Nah, he'll never go for it

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
What are you, some kind of socialist?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Priority poster. $50 Your post goes above anyone who doesn't have it in a thread. Including the OP.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Clitch posted:

What are you, some kind of socialist?

Enjoy that search function, human being.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Rapman the Cook posted:

Enjoy that search function, human being.

:20bux: = Queer Minority Status: Only members with this option are allowed to use terms like "friend of the family" or "human being". Any poors caught breaking this rule are redirected to Tumblr for a month.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
How do I get :dings: ?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Clitch posted:

The new platinum grenades are nice. They give me an instant visual representation of who I'm better than, and who's posts are worth reading. I like that money can help me feel superior. It's the American way.

Can we just go Citizens United up in this bitch, and get straight to the influence peddling? Make with the price sheet, Lowtax. I'm down for :10bux:exercising my First Amendment rights.:10bux:

Here, I'll start you off with a good idea:

$50 = :smuggo:Diamond Tier:smuggo:: Only members at this level may post in a new and improved Helldump.



Let's get some more options together, guys. I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Where do I sign up?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Influence costs 2xp times new level, Status has to be earned in character.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
$1000 - Forum Saint

All current upgrade privileges plus a commemorative mug with a picture of Lowtax.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mulefisk posted:

$1000 - Forum Saint

All current upgrade privileges plus a commemorative mug with a picture of Lowtax.

lowtax needs to get that kickstarter up and running.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Mulefisk posted:

$1000 - Forum Saint

All current upgrade privileges plus a commemorative mug with a picture of Lowtax.

For $2000 you are also given a key to a timeshare condo next door to Three Olives.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Clitch posted:

For $2000 you are also given a key to a timeshare condo next door to Three Olives.

for $1500 you have to live with him full time

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Clitch posted:

just the tip

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
$9.99 (monthly recurring) - you have 2 opportunities per month to have a poster probated for 6 hours, handy if you're getting owned.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
As a plat user, its concerning how many non-plats there are in the community. My property value is going down :ohdear:

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe

Broenheim posted:

As a plat user, its concerning how many non-plats there are in the community. My property value is going down :ohdear:

I agree. Therefore I recommend we have a VIP (the P is for Platinum) forum that only we can see and post in. It's just to make sure we're mixing with the right pedigree of goon.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
For this amount of money I expect access to a special forum where someone has gone through and deleted all the lovely posts

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
LOWTAX MORE LIKE HIGHTAX

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
P.sure anyone whos real has been banned, and after coming back they didnt buy plat

Bitches buy plat.

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jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican

Tujague posted:

For this amount of money I expect access to a special forum where someone has gone through and deleted all the lovely posts

but then none of your posts would exist

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