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Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006
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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

idgi op

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
at least we can all agree this is a bad thread

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
You won't believe this one weird trick to improve your posting!

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

turdriver posted:

at least we can all agree this is a bad thread

finally the community is coming together to tackle real issues

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
I put this nade in your face.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

turdriver posted:

at least we can all agree this is a bad thread

i don't see how it could be a good thread since its by some kind of platinumless illiterate rapist hobo

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
oh i get it

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Ocean Book posted:

oh i get it

not unless you got the cash bro

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Sorry OP i only trust my news stories if they come from platinum grade posters, so this is most likely a load of old bollocks.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Time for The Purge.

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST
We need a word to describe the non platinum people. You know so we can tell what threads are for who. I just feel more comfortable around my own kind. Is that so bad?

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Ransom posted:

We need a word to describe the non platinum people. You know so we can tell what threads are for who. I just feel more comfortable around my own kind. Is that so bad?
"young urban posters"

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Before the platinum icon I was an affable quoter, now I'm labelled as a third post sniper.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Hands up, don't post.

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST

concerned mom posted:

Before the platinum icon I was an affable quoter, now I'm labelled as a third post sniper.

Oh dont be so hard on yourself. Science has proven that those 'without platinum' or WOPs are just inferior. But if you work hard and always remember your place you can someday hope to rise above your status to become one of the few good ones.

Badass
Apr 14, 2014


You're part of the problem

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Lot of non-plats in this thread, makes the place seem a bit down at the heel

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Ransom posted:

We need a word to describe the non platinum people. You know so we can tell what threads are for who. I just feel more comfortable around my own kind. Is that so bad?

In the value scale of precious metals, platinum is one end, bismuth is at the other.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Plats have $10 less weed.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
non plat op directly referencing plat overlords. voted 1 and reported.


First Page Poster Award


Style. Class. PMs.
Plat crew.
FIRST PAGE PLAT POSTER

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
oh no

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

angerbot posted:

Lot of non-plats in this thread, makes the place seem a bit down at the heel

they are more down-to-earth and easier to relate to though, sometimes i post without my plat to keep it real

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

THS posted:

they are more down-to-earth and easier to relate to though, sometimes i post without my plat to keep it real

Their down home folksiness can be amusing from a distance, certainly. But be careful not to stoop low enough to let them view you as an equal. They really are best left to tending the landscaping and wet nursing the children.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
certainly this plat gimmick will never get old and end with half of gibbis having to rereg


First Page Poster Award


Style. Class. PMs.
Plat crew.
FIRST PAGE PLAT POSTER

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

chaosbreather posted:

In the value scale of precious metals, platinum is one end, bismuth is at the other.

brainstorming session:

mind your bismuth
bismouth
bi's mouth
bit much
muchers
muchies
it's good to murder muchies
spanish white (the toxic makeup created with bismuth)
murder the spanish white muchies
lets see if this little muchie's bones are spanish white too

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
Ban all plats. They can afford it.

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006

Fargo Fukes posted:

Ban all plats. They can afford it.

The final solution.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Fargo Fukes posted:

Ban all plats. They can afford it.

Madness. Plats are post creators.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
You don't mean a thing if you ain't got that bling.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
Well I'm definitely never getting plat now.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Why are non-plat users allowed to vote?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

revmoo posted:

Why are non-plat users allowed to post?

The Angry Brit
Sep 17, 2005

Do I pull G's? no sir, I'm married
I will fight any of you.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy
It's an absolutely brilliant way for Lowtax to rake in some new cash. I'll be plat purchases soar in the near future.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

turdriver posted:

at least we can all agree this is a bad thread

brother turns on brother :(

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

So I guess being a tumblr pro is so important it gets mentioned twice?

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veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
I think the little 'nade icon next to the OP's name signifies that this is a good thread right ?

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