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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
The Lieberal Secularist jihad has set its sights yet again on the governor of Texas, God's State. Please stand with Our Governor in his time of trial.

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!
lol he could actually end up in jail.

Please let this happen.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Let's prey on Rick Perry while he's distracted.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
remember when he used to play cowboys? Lol

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Baracula posted:

remember when he used to play cowboys? Lol

he's governor of texas, he does that poo poo for a living

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
ITT i am rick perry's cellmate:

fight or gently caress?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

sluggo is mad posted:

fight or gently caress?

Yes.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
What're the chances he'll have a cellmate that is a former Illinois governor?

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
he'd be a good character on oz

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
would he be accepted by the aryan brotherhood or just become a prag?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Actually I have to agree with that guy because there's no other way to explain why conservatives have had everything go their way since 2010. Hell even the people they don't like are turning into the caricatures they always thought they were

Republican prayers are altering reality is what I'm saying

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i pray that he dies

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cesar Cedeno posted:

lol he could actually end up in jail.

Please let this happen.

like any politician is actually going to get jail time. see tom delay for example

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
If he goes to jail. The 6 hour drive to work with beck and Limbaugh on is going to be entertaining

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
I don't care if he's guilty or not, just put the entire state of Texas to the sword.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
Slip him the white pill

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




quote:

If he goes to jail. The 6 hour drive to work with beck and Limbaugh on is going to be entertaining

Liberals liberals liberals liberals...Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals....LIBERALS, LIBERALS, LIBERALS....LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!! LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!LIBERALS!!!!!! LIBERALS!!!!!! LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rest would really just be shrieking sounds.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
he'd probably get lobster and fine wine or some poo poo served to him in jail like al capone

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mr. Perry and his aides threatened to veto $7.5 million in state funding for the public corruption unit in her office unless she resigned.

lol

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Mr. McCrum said it was a matter of procedure that anyone charged with a felony “will have to be booked in,” including the governor. Asked if Mr. Perry would have to have a mug shot taken and be fingerprinted, he added, “I imagine that’s included in that.”

The charge of abuse of official capacity carries a prison sentence of five to 99 years, and the charge of coercion of a public servant a two- to 10-year prison sentence.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

never really liked his movies anyway

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
lol if you think he'll get anything more than a slight inconvenience

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

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ssQwDppWytA[/video]gdtse" post="433609120"]
The Lieberal Secularist jihad has set its sights yet again on the governor of Texas, God's State. Please stand with Our Governor in his time of trial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssQwDppWytA

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Nastyman posted:

lol if you think he'll get anything more than a slight inconvenience

I think he'll get the full 99 years

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I hope they publicly execute him and then parade his family around the scaffold.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
actually lol if you think he will be inconvenienced at all

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Oh, bless your heart.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

I hope they publicly execute him and then parade his family around the scaffold.
he'll be making medea movies in heaven :patriot:

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull



This should be done to Rick Perry.

But my prayers go out to him.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

a hole-y ghost posted:

never really liked his movies anyway

I never understood his obsession with dressing as an old woman in them either.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
justice be done

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cesar Cedeno posted:

lol he could actually end up in jail.

Please let this happen.

an asteroid will hit earth before rick perry goes to jail

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

if he were running for another term he'd still win because "DEMONRATS ARE FAGS" is the view of more than half the Texas voting population

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Kelfeftaf posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull



This should be done to Rick Perry.

But my prayers go out to him.

I think we get enough brazen bull from Obummer, amirite??

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Copley Depot posted:

like any politician is actually going to get jail time. see tom delay for example

4 out of previous 7 Illinois governors went to prison.

Edit: 4 were convicted. 6 were charged.

My favorite was...

quote:

Len Small (R), governor from 1921 to 1929, was indicted in office for corruption. He was acquitted; thereafter, eight of the jurors received state jobs. Among his defense lawyers was a former governor, Joseph W. Fifer, who asserted in pre-trial hearings, that the governorship has the divine right of kings.

Panamaniac fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Aug 16, 2014

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar posted:

If he goes to jail. The 6 hour drive to work with beck and Limbaugh on is going to be entertaining

Off topic but you have an incredibly long commute!!

immolationsex
Sep 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I ENJOY RUINING STEAK LIKE A GODDAMN BARBARIAN

Hwbrgdtse posted:

I think we get enough brazen bull from Obummer, amirite??
that's anti-semitic, mods please ban this filth

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nastyman posted:

actually lol if you think he will be inconvenienced at all

he will be because the mug shots can still be used in ads after he's acquitted

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

i'll pray for him



to get shivved in prison

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