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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





It's a beautiful day out and it's time to hit the pool. Enjoy the summer goons and go outside!

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 642 days!
*cracks open 5th beer of the day*

Hell yeah.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

I'm fairly hungover, so I might drink it off. Not sure tho

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
Half later of red in, 1L to go, and 20 tall bcans of Blue chilling in da fridge. Ilu life.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
I just got an 1/8 of "irene" and have a bottle of whiskey :getin:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.
As if non-plats don't just start drinking as soon as they wake up.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 642 days!

Pantsless Hero posted:

As if non-plats don't just start drinking as soon as they wake up.

This actually a pro-tier wake up move. Sorry you're missing out.

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID
today is national rum day. start celebrating

Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
Mimosas are the only way to go.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Day drunk watching Enterprise on Netflix.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Nursing a hangover with gin and reruns of Friends. Monica should've married Tom Selleck.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
Went out for a cigar and sat in a wet chair because it is raining. gently caress you GBS it's all your fault I wish you never existed

geekybones
Apr 30, 2009
Just picked up a fresh bottle of vodka from the package store. Chinese food on the way.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I'm recovering from being sick, so enjoy the drinks for me.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Helpimscared posted:

I'm recovering from being sick, so enjoy the drinks for me.

i just found out i may be liable in a minor car accident where a woman rear ended me so i will certainly drink double

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


SaltLick posted:

i just found out i may be liable in a minor car accident where a woman rear ended me so i will certainly drink double

were u drunk?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





im pooping! posted:

were u drunk?

should have been

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
screwdrivers > mimosas

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

im pooping! posted:

i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

Because sugar is the problem

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

im pooping! posted:

i used to drink screwdrivers exclusively but then i switched to vodka lemonade because orange juice has too much sugar, but then i started vomiting blood so i had to switch to vodka iced tea, but that also had too much sugar so i just started mixing my vodka with water so id get drunk slower

How about seltzer water? It's got bubbles!

There's also plenty of 0 calories, fizzy drinks out there that are sugar free.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


my last drink was vodka mixed with water and it was to stop me from shaking like a crack baby

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress i have a pot of cofee to drink before i start drinking sorry goons

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


JakeP posted:

gently caress i have a pot of cofee to drink before i start drinking sorry goons

mix it with whiskey and baileys

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

lol if you are older than 16 and drink vodka

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

If you drink in the daytime you're a degenerate

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Wall Balls posted:

lol if you are older than 16 and drink vodka

like straight? Its fine in mixed drinks. I really like vodka tonics

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Why drink anything other than vodka if you are aiming for drunk?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

redshirt posted:

Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

Vodka, ice, maybe a little water if you're a puss, and you are good to go.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

redshirt posted:

Vodka is the perfect alcohol.

Bourbon is the perfect alcohol.

I'm too much of a pussy for scotch.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Whiskey Sours posted:

Bourbon is the perfect alcohol.

I'm too much of a pussy for scotch.

Man this vodka doesn't taste lovely enough and isn't expensive enough, better drink the turpentine poo poo.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Arkanomen posted:

Man this vodka doesn't taste lovely enough and isn't expensive enough, better drink the turpentine poo poo.

lol if you cant appreciate the taste of a good whiskey

Lil Cunty
Oct 22, 2007


I had a Bloody Mary that is supposedly "one of the top five in the country" and the most no-nonsense mimosa of my life. Not quite drunk yet but well on my way.

Def not recommending that Bloody Mary though. Horseradish vodka? Theoretically it's amazing, in reality it's like a punch in the boob.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

boohoo im a giant wimp who is afraid of flavors better drink vodka like a child

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

WD-40 posted:

Def not recommending that Bloody Mary though. Horseradish vodka? Theoretically it's amazing, in reality it's like a punch in the boob.

Need to try this. Details?

Got off work at 3pm. Dranking time has been a go. Just beer tho.

Lil Cunty
Oct 22, 2007


Wet Bandit posted:

Need to try this. Details?


It was at Hattie's Hat in Seattle. House-infused. Spicy as gently caress. It made my eyes bleed. That's all I know.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Wall Balls posted:

lol if you are older than 16 and drink vodka

i don't drink vodka but wtf are you talking about

anyway, drinking guinness and watching rectify

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Orange julius and spiced rum is a god drat wonderful drink

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