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A couple of hipsters opened a store that stocks all kinds of American soft drinks. I went there today for the novelty of tasting whatever nerds on the internet like to drink. I can sure tell you that Dr Pepper tastes gross to my euro palate, and A&W Cream Soda is somehow even worse, like rancid carbonated custard. I poured both of them down the drain. Mountain Dew is kind of 7up-ish, but sweeter and with a really cool color. I might buy that one again. But, I'm not here to rant about sodas. The dude that works there, a bespectacled young man sporting an Islamic State style beard, told me they will be ordering snacks and sweets from the US soon and that I can suggest whatever I would like to try via their Facebook page. So I'm asking you kindly to recommend some typical snacks representative of the American culture. Preferably vegan. Not a bowl of dick please.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:51 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:05 |
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dicks
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:51 |
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butts
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:52 |
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I knew it. Thanks anyway.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:52 |
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Single serving cups of dick E; for real tho 'dick' is US slang for delicious chocolate bars, u should go back to the store and ask for some
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:52 |
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how do you not like dr pepper, providing the temperature and atmospheric conditions are optimal its great
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:52 |
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you don't deserve our snacks, commie you'd just spit them down the drain
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:53 |
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Snap Into a Slim Jim
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:53 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:how do you not like dr pepper, providing the temperature and atmospheric conditions are optimal its great i was also deeply disturbed he didn't like dr pepper
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:53 |
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Superior european lips on cock.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:54 |
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Deep fried potato chips or 'crisps'
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:54 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:how do you not like dr pepper, providing the temperature and atmospheric conditions are optimal its great Please do tell more. It tasted like cyanide to me.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:54 |
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your mom
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:54 |
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i was also deeply disturbed he didn't like dr pepper Yeah it's wierding me out
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:54 |
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mcustic posted:Please do tell more. It tasted like cyanide to me. Dr Pepper has 23 flavors and is generally considered a pretty good soft drink, its possible this iranian or whatever you're getting them from might be buying old ones edit: I'm thinking of some other snacks. But certainly slim jim to start with - this'll get you in the proper American frame of mind
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:55 |
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does anybody have that cool menu board where everything's like "hosed EGGS" and "ROASTED FETUS" and stuff?
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:55 |
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Cadbury Creme Eggs
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:58 |
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are you sure you should be snacking on junk food instead of celery?
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:59 |
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butterscoth krimpets and corn nuts
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:59 |
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insinuating that mountain dew is better than dr pepper jesus christ i am shaking here. i need another glass of dr pep to cool down.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 00:59 |
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Yodels
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:00 |
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I just noticed that poo poo about mountain dew being good and I'm thinking this guy is a troll
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:01 |
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Cheetoes. To go with the mountain dew. It's the goon way.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:01 |
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Eat some chicken breast you fat gently caress
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:01 |
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Toiletron 9000 posted:Cheetoes. To go with the mountain dew. It's the goon way. hot or regular careful with your answer
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:02 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:Dr Pepper has 23 flavors and is generally considered a pretty good soft drink, its possible this iranian or whatever you're getting them from might be buying old ones I got the plain one, they stock at least a dozen flavors so I'll try another one. The expiration date on the bottom of the can is almost a year from today, I think that means it's fresh.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:02 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:I just noticed that poo poo about mountain dew being good and I'm thinking this guy is a troll Possibly. He requested "Vegan American snacks".
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:03 |
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mcustic posted:I got the plain one, they stock at least a dozen flavors so I'll try another one. The expiration date on the bottom of the can is almost a year from today, I think that means it's fresh. true speak, dr pepper kinda tastes similar to root beers but not quite. i hear most people born outside of like north america kinda hate the taste of root beer, so it maybe it our form of vegemite.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:04 |
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i had dr pepper from ~2010 recently (contest on it ended in 2011) and it tasted like tangy scum water. it was dr pepper ten though so maybe it always tastes like that.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:04 |
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mcustic posted:I got the plain one, they stock at least a dozen flavors so I'll try another one. The expiration date on the bottom of the can is almost a year from today, I think that means it's fresh. Personally as an American my favorite snacks are Mexican soft drinks and beef jerky. And jalepeno chips
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:04 |
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Did you try reese's pieces yet. You can be just like E.T.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:04 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:Personally as an American my favorite snacks are Mexican soft drinks and beef jerky. And jalepeno chips you are my long lost brother
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:04 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:Personally as an American my favorite snacks are Mexican soft drinks and beef jerky. And jalepeno chips mmmm yeah jarritos are p. bomb
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:05 |
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fyi im a pepper
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:07 |
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Oncogene posted:butts
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:09 |
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Moxie cola is the best American cola. So delicious! Also, any Drake's product is pretty American. Funny Bones, Ring Dings, etc.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:10 |
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cream of scrot
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:11 |
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gently caress the ROW posted:Personally as an American my favorite snacks are Mexican soft drinks and beef jerky. And jalepeno chips Are the Mexican sodas made with actual sugar? Because I've noticed it makes a big difference to me. That's why I always get the imported Coke from Bosnia, not the local one that's made with fructose syrup. And jalapeno chips, I can confirm they're delicious. Although I've grown quite fond of the premium British brands that offer thick cut, kettle baked crisps. Event the vinegar ones, it's madness.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:11 |
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PenguinBob posted:does anybody have that cool menu board where everything's like "hosed EGGS" and "ROASTED FETUS" and stuff? somebody please. i do not have search because it was taken from me by a games mod.
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# ? Aug 23, 2014 01:11 |
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According to the food blogs and yelp real sugar is superior to that corn syrup poo poo and even better when injected directly into the vein.
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