|
taking a moment to lay in the ballpit and stare at the florescent lights and just... you know... think about things
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 10:17 |
|
|
ditching the weird kid with the classic bolting after taking the long tube-slide ploy
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:07
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:07
|
|
|
the tube that was shaped kind of like a cockpit and you'd pretend to be a spaceship pilot or smthing but no one else would play along because there was so much other stuff to do
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:08
|
|
|
eating lovely pizza, laughing at the wimp who got lost in the tube maze and started crying as it dawns on the staff they cannot fit inside
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:13
|
|
|
I had to Wiki this poo poo. Sounds a lot like a place we used to have around here called Tumble Drum. I think it's called something else now. You had to trade in your tickets for erasers and plastic parachute army men.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:15
|
|
|
how in the gently caress did they possibly go out of business??? I loved that place as a kid seriously how do you gently caress that up
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:17
|
|
|
It's two a.m., the fear has gone I'm sittin' here waitin', the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of takin' chances Yeah there's a storm on the loose, sirens in my head I'm wrapped up in silence, all circuits are dead I cannot decode, my whole life spins into a frenzy Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far Soon you will come to know, When the bullet hits the bone Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown A double-crossed messenger, all alone I can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind This far from the borderline And when the hit man comes He knows drat well he has been cheated Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone The place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:19
|
|
|
MrSmokes posted:how in the gently caress did they possibly go out of business??? I loved that place as a kid lmao seriously? hundreds of lawsuits, that's how
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:21
|
|
|
"oh no i left my lovely little boy go unsupervised into a plastic catacomb manned by underage potheads and he came out DEAD"
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:22
|
|
|
Action Yak Police posted:I had to Wiki this poo poo. Sounds a lot like a place we used to have around here called Tumble Drum. I think it's called something else now. god i loved those army men broke the fan in my room when the 101st tried to parachute through the nazi superweapon
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:22
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:"oh no i left my lovely little boy go unsupervised into a plastic catacomb manned by underage potheads and he came out DEAD" how do you die at discovery zone? kids are so loving stupid
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:23
|
|
|
MOOBS! posted:how do you die at discovery zone? kids are so loving stupid idk but i know there were a couple stories about my local discovery zone about kids breaking bones there and all of a sudden it went out of business
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:26
|
|
|
Discover Death & Maiming firsthand at Discovery Zone!
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:30
|
|
|
hey lets jump in the ballpit and discover how much piss has soaked into our clothes
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:31
|
|
|
great
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:31
|
|
|
mine had a men in black themed laser tag and once i saw a mom chewing out the stoned teenager running the thing for thinking her daughter was a boy. thanks for reading, bye.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:36
|
|
|
Yivgev posted:mine had a men in black themed laser tag and once i saw a mom chewing out the stoned teenager running the thing for thinking her daughter was a boy. thanks for reading, bye. you didn't go to the discovery zone in mayfield, ohio did you?
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:38
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:you didn't go to the discovery zone in mayfield, ohio did you? nah
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:39
|
|
|
no proud white man plays in ball pits.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:41
|
|
|
Modus Operandi posted:no proud white man plays in ball pits. 
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:42
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:you didn't go to the discovery zone in mayfield, ohio did you? it was most of them i think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNpXl7SN3M
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 04:42
|
|
|
I'm the fat kid stuck in the slide
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 05:58
|
|
|
men in black laser tag loving ruled but i was too big a pussy to go too deep into the maze so i just camped the entrance and shot everyone who ran by i remember topscoring too
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:14
|
|
|
they shut down and then left the building with the sign up for like 10 years, like wtf are you that broke you can't even afford to sell your property?
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:19
|
|
|
Excuse me while I set the record for the rock climbing conveyor belt. I'm, uh, pretty good at this. As well I should be, I'm already 10.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:20
|
|
|
Prettz posted:Excuse me while I set the record for the rock climbing conveyor belt. I'm, uh, pretty good at this. As well I should be, I'm already 10. the gently caress? they did not have that at mine. guess a couple rich kids fall off a rock wall and suddenly people care
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:23
|
|
|
ENSENDA CURES MAIL posted:they shut down and then left the building with the sign up for like 10 years, like wtf are you that broke you can't even afford to sell your property? tbh who the gently caress wants an indoor playground that isnt discovery zone? the discovery zone by me got turned into a chuck e cheese
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:24
|
|
|
i remember they had a slide there with a bunch of rollers... i was really afraid i would get pinched and i held up the line because i kept hesitating to slide/climb down. One of the staff had to come get me down and they were like "a man your age should only be in here if he's accompanying his child/ren sir"
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:29
|
|
|
we were too poor to go to the discovery zone all the time but i got to go a few times for kids bday parties and poo poo. everything was sticky and filled with children, who i didnt care much for as a child
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:36
|
|
|
Chucky cheese skiball. Get it.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:40
|
|
|
Necc0 posted:taking a moment to lay in the ballpit and stare at the florescent lights and just... you know... think about things Necc0 posted:ditching the weird kid with the classic bolting after taking the long tube-slide ploy Is "Discovery Zone" a new euphamism for adult bookstore/arcade/glory hole? If so this thread makes so much more sense.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:42
|
|
|
discovery zone was a 90's chuck e cheese without the animatronics
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:44
|
|
|
Fojar38 posted:discovery zone was a 90's chuck e cheese without the animatronics
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:57
|
|
|
Didn't OP gently caress German dogs
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 06:58
|
|
|
Prettz posted:you mean it was an awesome, rewarding physical experience without the lame-rear end animatronic "band" that no kid no matter how young cared about. no one ever made tube playlands as huge or awesome as they did, and none of their competitors had an infinite rock climb conveyor belt. So it was an adult bookstore!
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 07:01
|
|
|
i always put this reflective tape over my sensors when i was hella young and always top scored. no one ever caught on and everyone thought i was a god
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 07:05
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:you didn't go to the discovery zone in mayfield, ohio did you? uhhhh i did
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 07:14
|
|
|
Prettz posted:you mean it was an awesome, rewarding physical experience without the lame-rear end animatronic "band" that no kid no matter how young cared about. no one ever made tube playlands as huge or awesome as they did, and none of their competitors had an infinite rock climb conveyor belt. i wasnt hatin bro but it was the easiest way to explain it to a non-discovery zoner
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 07:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 10:17 |
|
|
I'm the kid who goes with you as part of your birthday party group, then immediately fucks off and plays the Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 arcade the whole time.
|
|
#
?
Aug 23, 2014 07:25
|
|