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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Sometimes she is hot as gently caress, then a moment later she looks like she is 12.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8

Great voice, though.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hmmm problematic op

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

THS posted:

hmmm problematic op

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
im into "mature" ladies too op

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Lot of people dancing around like retards in that video.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Waltzing Along posted:

Sometimes she is hot as gently caress, then a moment later she looks like she is 12.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8

Great voice, though.

it took 10 yrs to shoot that video

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

i think i saw this video in an austin powers movie

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Can't dance. Can't dance for poo poo

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

MOOBS! posted:

i think i saw this video in an austin powers movie
Your new av has moved from funny territory to mentally scarring territory.
Silent hill manboobs

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Negative Entropy posted:

Your new av has moved from funny territory to mentally scarring territory.
Silent hill manboobs

wow what a loser be scared of something real, like obama's america

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

shiksa posted:

wow what a loser be scared of something real, like obama's america

moobama

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Op wants to gently caress a 12 year old

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
I'm sorry, op. The correct answer was "The Aubrey Plaza problem."

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
She got thin.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

She's really got the left side of her face down pat doesn't she? I wonder if the other side is covered in horrible Two - Face scars.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
should have ordered an Ariana Venti

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cubone posted:

should have ordered an Ariana Venti

:golfclap:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Her biggest problem is her talentless brother on this season of Big Brother trying to cash in on her fame.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Oh, I get it. The name of the song is Problem and your title is about a problem. Very clever, OP.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Cubone posted:

should have ordered an Ariana Venti

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

she does some good impressions, especially of a baby (:pedo:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rUBVUzHiD8

i'm firmly in the "hot as balls" camp re: ms. grande, when she looks old enough. good lord

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Cubone posted:

should have ordered an Ariana Venti

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
lol whats up w/ that dudes arms in that vid

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
alright hold up ima dance in this video but firs lemme shiw u this cool trick i can do w/ my arms

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
At least she looks hot sometimes unlike Selena Gomez who looks 12 100% of the time.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Hector Beerlioz posted:

At least she looks hot sometimes unlike Selena Gomez who looks 12 100% of the time.

selena gomez is a plant to out pedophiles

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

ilikedirt posted:

alright hold up ima dance in this video but firs lemme shiw u this cool trick i can do w/ my arms

i think that is dancing

Jimby Nougats
May 6, 2009

why doesnt iggy azela own up to being australian

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Cubey posted:

selena gomez is a plant to out pedophiles

It all makes sense now.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
theres a p nice movie theater downtown from here thats called the arena grand. it has box seats and booze. i have no problem with that

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

MLIOOBE posted:

why doesnt iggy azela own up to being australian

She's to busy making songs about her hard life as a woman of colour on the strife-torn streets of Mullimbimby

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

would plant my seed in this here lady.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
she became famous for being dumb on a nickelodeon show

she was victorious

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
watched that whole vid and didn't see a problem op

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
I would let her ride me even if it were as awkward and stilted as her dancing

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

Mash posted:

she became famous for being dumb on a nickelodeon show

she was victorious

Technically Victoria Justice was victorious.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Men in black uniforms and masks and boots charged up to the door--it gave little protest as the battering ram fell upon it with a loud crash. Quickly they filed into the room, guns pointed, lights shining, points of laser light jittering to and fro.

The living room was clear.
The kitchen was clear.
The office was clear.

They found her standing in the bedroom. Six submachineguns were aimed at her as excited, dangerous men shouted commands in gruff voices: "Hands up!" and "Down on the ground!" and "Freeze!"

The woman slowly raised her hands and squinted in the bright light. Suddenly her arms unfolded at the elbows, splitting off into a second pair of primitive arms; bony spikes jutted forth from her torso, glistening with fresh carnage; a rash of beady black eyes erupted across her skin.

"Kill her! Kill her!" one of the men cried.

Automatic fire. The walls and furniture shuddered as hundreds of rounds perforated them. Wallpaper blasted off the walls in tattered strands and jets of stuffing erupted from smoldering holes in the bedding. The girl darted back and forth with supernatural speed, and the men chased her with their gunfire. Even the rounds that connected seemed to have no effect on the "woman", for even as a dozen shots penetrated her body, she still managed to launch herself through the window and vanish into the night.

One of the men grabbed his radio: "Sir...it's Grande. We lost her." He let go of the TALK button and sighed heavily. "Goddamned mexicans."

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

MLIOOBE posted:

why doesnt iggy azela own up to being australian

Would you?

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

mucocele posted:

Technically Victoria Justice was victorious.

i don't know man, doesn't look like she's done much since the show ended.

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
wait a minute, are you telling me this chick's legal? hell yeah. hot as gently caress, bros *hifirve*

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