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OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Hey guys did you know that Jack Swagger lost a flag match?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:20

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:52

Gordong Dongbay: Oct 18, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

bartok posted:

Raw is lucky the Simpsons marathon is up to the lovely episodes.

I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks the Simpsons is a horrible show.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:20

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Roman Reigns posted:

Too bad he sucks

Well yeah. Not disagreeing there.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:20

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Jack Swagger is an upside Sergeant Major according to his uniform.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:20

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Renaissance Spam posted:

Oh, wait, Sagger's going to lose and Bo will inspire him...okay, I can live with this although Rusev/Swagger 5 still isn't necessary.

It's not even embarrassing to lose to Rusev, he's been booked well.

This should be Swagger v. Ryder with Ryder going over.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:20

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

After this match we probably get to see either Bo, Mark Henry, or both. That's gonna be nice.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

That move was rad. Rusev is rad.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

Shima Honnou posted:

It's not even embarrassing to lose to Rusev, he's been booked well.

This should be Swagger v. Ryder with Ryder going over.

Agreed.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Season 2 of Chrisley? What did we do to deserve this?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

crazycarl: Jun 13, 2001; Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Codependent Poster posted:

What happened to the Germans?

They're matching toward TNA

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

Eat My Fuc posted:

are they piping in boos and cheers tonight? this crowd seems TOO loud.

imo the crowd stinks

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

jscolon2.0 posted:

Season 2 of Chrisley? What did we do to deserve this?

Swagger lost, America must pay.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Diagon Alley at Universal AND Hogwarts at Disney World :aaa:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Asmodai_00 posted:

someone give me a good tapping out .gif

I need it to symbolize my pain

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

MrDru posted:

imo the crowd stinks

Last weeks crowd was amazing so this was always gonna be a step down in all fairness

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:21

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

MrDru posted:

imo the crowd stinks

maybe it's just my stream but the boos are super loud and cena got hella cheered during his segment.

glitch in the matrix?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Charles Gnarwin posted:

That move was rad. Rusev is rad.

Rusev is actually real good and a shockingly phenomenal seller

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

Season 2 of Chrisley? What did we do to deserve this?

leave your tv on a little too long after raw ends

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

bartok: May 10, 2006

Gordong Dongbay posted:

I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks the Simpsons is a horrible show.

It's no Chrisley Knows Best but The Simpsons had their moments.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Shima Honnou posted:

It's not even embarrassing to lose to Rusev, he's been booked well.

This should be Swagger v. Ryder with Ryder going over.

They're saving Ryder's win for when he faces Cesaro later.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I honestly thought Chrisley Knows Best was just Nick Swardson doing a stupid character.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Striking Yak posted:

After this match we probably get to see either Bo, Mark Henry, or both. That's gonna be nice.

Both? I'm down with Team StrongBo.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

jscolon2.0 posted:

Season 2 of Chrisley? What did we do to deserve this?

Eventually they've gotta have an episode where he comes out of the closet, right?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Gordong Dongbay posted:

I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks the Simpsons is a horrible show.

Probably not, were you born after 1990?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Gordong Dongbay posted:

I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks the Simpsons is a horrible show.

Jimmy Carter isn't history's greatest monster, it's you.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

jscolon2.0 posted:

Season 2 of Chrisley? What did we do to deserve this?

Watch RAW.

No really. This is what gives USA money to do poo poo like that.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

"Goddamnit, the crowd's dying. Quick, get that Ambrose kid to tape a promo on his cellphone or something!"

"Uhhh Vince, this time of night without a Raw to go to, he's probably halfway through his second bottle of JD."

"Get a live mic on him, damnit!"

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Chokes McGee posted:

Both? I'm down with Team StrongBo.

Chief Jay StrongBo.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:22

Renaissance Spam: Jun 5, 2010; Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*

DukeofCA posted:

STRIPES.... STARS. AND. STRIPES.

Thank you for being someone else that gets pissed off at that.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:23

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Roman Reigns posted:

Is dunn.gif bannable yet?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:23

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Carver Crisis posted:

Jimmy Carter isn't history's greatest monster, it's you.

My wife is 32 like me but wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up, so I forced her to watcha lot of the best ones over the weekend and rarely got more than polite laughter.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:23

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

"Goddamnit, the crowd's dying. Quick, get that Ambrose kid to tape a promo on his cellphone or something!"

"Uhhh Vince, this time of night without a Raw to go to, he's probably halfway through his second bottle of JD."

"Get a live mic on him, damnit!"

And RAW ends with Ambrose drunkenly singing Sweet Caroline during Cena's match, with the whole arena joining in.

The best RAW.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

Man is it just me or is the crowd completely dead?

So Cal crowds aren't usually good

Remember, Wrestlemania 2000 was there

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Swagger should just shout out random American platitudes before every move.

"USA!" *swagger bomb
"CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS!" *lariat
"GENDER TAX REPEAL ACT OF 1995!" *belly to back takedown

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Gordong Dongbay posted:

I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks the Simpsons is a horrible show.

No my racist xenophobic ultra conservative government teacher from high school thought it was terrible as well so that's at least two people.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Asmodai_00 posted:

someone give me a good tapping out .gif

I need it to symbolize my pain

I dunno if it's good, but I just posted one:

Also here's these off the top of my head. I should really tag tap-outs.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

Gordong Dongbay: Oct 18, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Bigass Moth posted:

Probably not, were you born after 1990?

1989. I watched it growing up but the older I get the less I find it funny.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

They should team both of Swagger's feuds into a tag team.

Bo-Rus

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:24

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Gordong Dongbay posted:

I think I might be the only person in the world that thinks the Simpsons is a horrible show.

If not I hope you people find each other. Nobody should be alone.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:25

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:52

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

They're saving Ryder's win for when he faces Cesaro later.

~~Awesome~~Woo woo woo, I'll get to see another Zack Ryder win in 2014!

# ? Aug 26, 2014 01:25

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