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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654566

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



Cards every week this month, including a Japan card so you know it's gonna be full of freakshows and weird poo poo. Hopefully Mark Hunt vs Roy turns out like we all hope it will, with Mark Hunt submitting him with that patented armbar. Also Eddie Alvarez vs Cerrone and MMMDMMJ finishing up the month should make it end pretty well.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

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Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Hahahaha you are the best DumbWhiteGuy :h:

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
It's only been a month since Brown vs Lawler but we went an entire month with barely any significant fun fights and it feels so good to finally have A Jacare match, Overeem match, Hunt match, Gomi match and Cerrone match all in one month. We made it.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
It has been a year since Pettis won the belt and limped off into the sunset

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bubba Smith posted:

It's only been a month since Brown vs Lawler but we went an entire month with barely any significant fun fights and it feels so good to finally have A Jacare match, Overeem match, Hunt match, Gomi match and Cerrone match all in one month. We made it.

Rothwell vs Overeem is going to be the greatest fight in history.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

origami posted:

It has been a year since Pettis won the belt and limped off into the sunset

i hate gil bear for hardballing his way into a title shot over a slew of other more legitimate contenders but i hope to gently caress he beats pettis because i get the feeling this theme will be recurring

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

MassRafTer posted:

Rothwell vs Overeem is going to be the greatest fight in history.

only if rothwell wins. overeem owes me some funny from the frank mir shitshow

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

only if rothwell wins. overeem owes me some funny from the frank mir shitshow

He will. Seriously.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


UFC September will be great.
The end of the 'Reem and Hunt claims Big Country's chin in the name of Hassy.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

origami posted:

It has been a year since Pettis won the belt and limped off into the sunset

A year this month since Cain/JDS 3 and neither have fought since.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Dangersim posted:

A year this month since Cain/JDS 3 and neither have fought since.

Getting used to that being the case with champions getting injured.

There must be some statistics out there showing the increase in injuries and failing weight cute since the UFC started raising their steroid testing, but it's hard to tell when and what's tests they started doing as they don't seem to be very open with it

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

willie_dee posted:

Getting used to that being the case with champions getting injured.

I think when you're a contender you're more likely to suck up an injury and keep your shot while as a champ you'd rather be 100% and keep your title

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
if mark hunt loses i am boycotting this sport

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if mark hunt loses i am boycotting this sport

If tiny welterweight Melvin Manheof can turn Hunto's lights out, then I'm pretty sure Roy "Big oval office" Nelson can do the same. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst :(

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Marching Powder posted:

i hate gil bear for hardballing his way into a title shot over a slew of other more legitimate contenders but i hope to gently caress he beats pettis because i get the feeling this theme will be recurring

outside of just wanting Gil to be active, I don't see why this would annoy you. Tony has been injured all year and LW has been in a strange spot in the interim

outy posted:

If tiny welterweight Melvin Manheof can turn Hunto's lights out, then I'm pretty sure Roy "Big oval office" Nelson can do the same. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst :(

Also, Sean McCorkle

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

outy posted:

If tiny welterweight Melvin Manheof can turn Hunto's lights out, then I'm pretty sure Roy "Big oval office" Nelson can do the same. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst :(

yeah but manhoef has a mythical level of hitting hard

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

outy posted:

If tiny welterweight Melvin Manheof can turn Hunto's lights out, then I'm pretty sure Roy "Big oval office" Nelson can do the same. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst :(

mark hunt's track record for getting kicked in the head by cro cop is to either shrug it off or go down on his rear end for a second before immediately getting up. manhoef is a complete freak.

e:

Foul Fowl fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Sep 1, 2014

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
manhoef hits like a truck, mark hunt lept face first into a shot with his eyes closed, and hunt no longer fights like that. hunt's chin seems to no longer be invincible, but his defense is very very good. i believe

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
mma hour is on tuesday not monday this week

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Yeah manhoef may be a middleweight but his power denies the laws of physics.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Also I remember bas having some ridiculous theory that hunt was knocked out by hitting his head on manhoefs cup on the way down

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Dangersim posted:

A year this month since Cain/JDS 3 and neither have fought since.

Nitpicking but that was in October.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Dangersim posted:

Also I remember bas having some ridiculous theory that hunt was knocked out by hitting his head on manhoefs cup on the way down

Bas Rutten says a lot of things

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

-Atom- posted:

Bas Rutten says a lot of things

BA DA BING BA DA BOOM

*retard mouth noises*

*sings WSOF theme about the decagon*

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Thales Leites calls out Michael Bisping

fatherdog posted:

Is there anyone in the UFC at this point who has not called out Bisping

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I'd like to see Leites fight Jacare. It is also interesting to contemplate what it would look like to put Leites 2014 up against Silva 2009.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Fighters in the same weight class calling out Bisping is old hat. I mean, even Urijah Faber has called out DJ MikeyB

I yearn for the day when a female fighter throws out the Bisping jab.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

CommonShore posted:

I'd like to see Leites fight Jacare. It is also interesting to contemplate what it would look like to put Leites 2014 up against Silva 2009.

Leites now would just die with dignity.

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
Mark Hunt has brain damage and it's giving him depression, this is for the win.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
Before Touchy Fili pulled out, I was at least partially excited for every fight on Friday's card.

Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Gegard Mousasi
Heavyweight Alistair Overeem vs. Ben Rothwell
Heavyweight Matt Mitrione vs. Derrick Lewis
Lightweight Joe Lauzon vs. Michael Chiesa
Featherweight Nik Lentz vs. Charles Oliveira
Flyweight John Moraga vs. Justin Scoggins
Lightweight Al Iaquinta vs. Rodrigo Damm
Middleweight Rafael Natal vs. Chris Camozzi
Bantamweight Tateki Matsuda vs. Chris Beal
Featherweight Sean Soriano vs. Chas Skelly

I can't believe they didn't pull any of these fights off for the PPV the other night. Other than the lowest fight, every fight has the potential to be either funny as gently caress or a really good fight (Iaquinta/Damm may be bad but we'll at least get to hear Serra screaming). Part of me knows though that whenever a card looks really good it usually ends up being poo poo and vice versa.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



So while Anthony Birchak was out of town not making his UFC debut (He was supposed to be Joe Soto's opponent) robbers cleaned out his house

http://www.mmaweekly.com/his-ufc-debut-swiped-away-anthony-birchak-returns-to-empty-house-wiped-clean-by-thieves

Pretty lovely weekend for that guy

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Fentry posted:

So while Anthony Birchak was out of town not making his UFC debut (He was supposed to be Joe Soto's opponent) robbers cleaned out his house

http://www.mmaweekly.com/his-ufc-debut-swiped-away-anthony-birchak-returns-to-empty-house-wiped-clean-by-thieves

Pretty lovely weekend for that guy

Uncle Dana, get the snitch on the case.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
question about fight pass; is there any way to stay logged in on the app or browser (Firefox)? I keep getting logged out after every session. cheers.

edit: also, do they hold back on putting on Fight Night shows too then? trying to watch the recent McGregor & Bispings fights but they're not there.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Ariza posted:

(Iaquinta/Damm may be bad but we'll at least get to hear Serra screaming)

The only thing bad about Al Iaquinta fights are when he does something stupid, but other than that he's the man and everyone should be jazzed up for Raging Al.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

Mark Hunt has brain damage and it's giving him depression, this is for the win.

He literally does and his crash to the bottom after he retires will be an extinction level event, so I hope to God he runs the table on his way out of the UFC so his kids can at least go to school or something

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

ICHIBAHN posted:

question about fight pass; is there any way to stay logged in on the app or browser (Firefox)? I keep getting logged out after every session. cheers.

edit: also, do they hold back on putting on Fight Night shows too then? trying to watch the recent McGregor & Bispings fights but they're not there.

Are you checking the box that says keep me signed in?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Julio Cesar Fatass posted:

He literally does and his crash to the bottom after he retires will be an extinction level event, so I hope to God he runs the table on his way out of the UFC so his kids can at least go to school or something

Yeah but he's got Jesus and there are a lot of Polynesian kids for him to mentor in punching people so he will have purpose after he hangs it up. I mean it'll probably be Rocky and boozy for a minute but I think he'll be ok

mewse
May 2, 2006

Didn't Hendo just get married? Bjpenn.com reposted hendo's picture of 30 cases of beer with the comment they "held their annual Pig roast this past weekend"

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SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

maffew buildings posted:

Yeah but he's got Jesus and there are a lot of Polynesian kids for him to mentor in punching people so he will have purpose after he hangs it up. I mean it'll probably be Rocky and boozy for a minute but I think he'll be ok

i will gift him CS:GO on steam

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