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see you tomorrow
Jun 27, 2009

check out this sweet yakuza game you'll never play

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Yechezkel
Oct 5, 2004

Fun Shoe
Manly fighting men time!

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Oh god. Oh god I told myself I wouldn't cry. Don't cry don't cry god drat it.

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
Time for Yakuza 0. It'll never make it over here.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh sega

Shenmue 3?

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

So this dub is some dude translating on the fly? That's got to be difficult as hell to do without stuttering or making weird pauses and poo poo.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


I'd like to introduce a new Yakuza game that will NEVER come out in the west. Thank you.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Come on Shenmue 3!

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003
Even the announcer looks yakuza as gently caress

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
Early 2015 is going to ruin my budget so hard.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Ryo runs both of them over with a forklift.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
shadow the hedgehog 2

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Policenaut posted:

Oh god. Oh god I told myself I wouldn't cry. Don't cry don't cry god drat it.

Calm down, Liam.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hekk posted:

So this dub is some dude translating on the fly? That's got to be difficult as hell to do without stuttering or making weird pauses and poo poo.

theres a lady that has swapped out with him, she's way better

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

he scuffed up his suit poor guy

Arro
Mar 31, 2010

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

oh sega

Shenmue 3?

no, shenmue 3 would get an english release, this is a yakuza game my boy, you will never see a translated version of this ever again.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Hekk posted:

So this dub is some dude translating on the fly? That's got to be difficult as hell to do without stuttering or making weird pauses and poo poo.

yup, and he's proving it


nagoshi looking......... normal?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Localize it, you bastards, come on

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

TARDISman posted:

Ryo runs both of them over with a forklift.

followed by a Sonic R knuckles

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Hekk posted:

So this dub is some dude translating on the fly? That's got to be difficult as hell to do without stuttering or making weird pauses and poo poo.

It is, but it's a profession you can learn to do.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

rear end and titties

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Kiryu is tired of your poo poo.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Commissar Ken posted:

Kiryu is tired of your poo poo.

also newspapers

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Cool, at least Kiryu's gonna be shown in that psycho mode he always talked about but we never got to see.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I don't think this guy knows what "visuals" means.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

What makes this even funnier is all this poo poo is scripted anyways. They could literally hire someone to translate it ahead of time and have someone read it.

NTRKouhai
Apr 25, 2014

TL Note: Keikaku means Moo

Policenaut posted:

NO CHRIS AND JILL!? BOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO LEON EITHER. gently caress THIS COMPANY.

Strange Quark
Oct 15, 2012

I Failed At Anime 2022
Over 15 minutes of visuals.

see you tomorrow
Jun 27, 2009

the double bubble period

Yechezkel
Oct 5, 2004

Fun Shoe
"15 minutes of visuals"
Can't wait. :hellyeah:

Arthe Xavier
Apr 22, 2007

Artificial Stupidity

Strange Quark posted:

Over 15 minutes of visuals.

God drat!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

between all the visuals and tekken girltoucher for morpheus i can't handle sony right now

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Policenaut posted:

Cool, at least Kiryu's gonna be shown in that psycho mode he always talked about but we never got to see.

Someone described it saying Kiryu and Majima are in the game but Kiryu is crazy and wild and Majima is all respectful.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Yakuza trailers are always Kojima length, it's nuts. They have Plot and Gameplay trailers separate.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Policenaut posted:

Cool, at least Kiryu's gonna be shown in that psycho mode he always talked about but we never got to see.

more psycho than beating people to death with street signs and bicycles?


whoaaaaaaa majima doesn't look that scummy

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003
I dunno, young and brash Kazuma sounds pretty hype.

Tamagod Sushi
Oct 26, 2009

One Bad Muthapaca
I didn't realize Majima was 1980s Japanese James Bond but it makes sense in retrospect

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


I tuned in a minute ago and immediately heard this dude say visuals five times.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


15 mins of just cinematics on the show floor? Nintendo must be having a knee slapping good laugh at that. Sega just put the game in peoples hand on the show floor or don't hype it

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neetengie
Jul 17, 2013

Shittiest taste in anime and video games.

NNick posted:

What makes this even funnier is all this poo poo is scripted anyways. They could literally hire someone to translate it ahead of time and have someone read it.
He's flipping pages, you can hear it. It was scripted, both the translation and speaker are poo poo.

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