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b0nes
Sep 11, 2001

Sorry didn't realise it was so big when posting on mobile.

b0nes has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Sep 18, 2014

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constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
:nws:I think something illegal happened here.:nws:

Edit: Put nws tags on link.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I hope she takes those EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS signs seriously.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

EmmyOk posted:

This is a v interesting conversation and we should keep it going forever and ever!

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My partner's boss talks about this loving website all the time, at one point he bragged about how he groped a 40-something year old woman's saggy tit in exchange for the remainder of his beer at one of their meet-ups.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

My partner's boss talks about this loving website all the time, at one point he bragged about how he groped a 40-something year old woman's saggy tit in exchange for the remainder of his beer at one of their meet-ups.
He specified that the tit was saggy?

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
I groped that tit something good. Wrapped it around my neck like a boa and gave it a lil eskimo kiss.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Whatev posted:

He specified that the tit was saggy?

Yes he did, and he was proud as poo poo too. Both he and the chive are AUG as gently caress.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I don't get it. Is it a milder version of juggalos? You Americans with your subcultures, Jesus.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

I don't get it. Is it a milder version of juggalos? You Americans with your subcultures, Jesus.

American culture is basically a neverending competition to see who can be the specialest, most uniquest snowflake of them all.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Paladinus posted:

I don't get it. Is it a milder version of juggalos? You Americans with your subcultures, Jesus.

The site has been around for quite a while. I'm pretty sure it started off as a "here's some wacky news/links, and here's some hot babe pix we found wherever" site, then girls started sending them hot babe (and some not-so-hot-babe) pix of their own, and from there who gives a poo poo. I always figured it was like Seanbaby or something.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dick Burglar posted:

The site has been around for quite a while. I'm pretty sure it started off as a "here's some wacky news/links, and here's some hot babe pix we found wherever" site, then girls started sending them hot babe (and some not-so-hot-babe) pix of their own, and from there who gives a poo poo. I always figured it was like Seanbaby or something.

I think Seanbaby is very funny though

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Paladinus posted:

I don't get it. Is it a milder version of juggalos? You Americans with your subcultures, Jesus.

The Chive is basically like collegehumor.com or ebaumsworld except exclusively for people who have no sense of humor, no taste, and cerebral trauma.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dick Burglar posted:

The site has been around for quite a while. I'm pretty sure it started off as a "here's some wacky news/links, and here's some hot babe pix we found wherever" site, then girls started sending them hot babe (and some not-so-hot-babe) pix of their own, and from there who gives a poo poo. I always figured it was like Seanbaby or something.

I wish fatchicksinpartyhats.com would go web 2.x so I could like that content on facebook and twitter.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
On the way home from work today I was behind a truck with the following bumper/window stickers: "Keep Calm and Chive On", a stick person family with only one person and a bunch of pets and "My Brother is in the Army". I felt it really told a sad, sad story that they probably didn't mean to tell.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Not sure what point was proven here.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

EmmyOk posted:

This is a v interesting conversation and we should keep it going forever and ever!

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The Chive is the Spike TV of websites.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Admiral Bosch posted:

The Chive is the Spike TV of websites.

:nattyburn:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



PaganGoatPants posted:

Not sure what point was proven here.

Free drink at Applebys with any regular entree

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Is it chive like the herb? Or like the (ar)chive?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
A new craft beer bar opened up in my town that's run by 2 brothers (1 or maybe both are ex military), totally chill dudes. I went in last week after not having been there in a while and they had the KCCO beer on display, KCCO neon signs, posters in the bathroom, Chive pint glasses, etc. It was really bizarre and uncomfortable for some reason (and out of nowhere).

There are only 2 people on my Facebook feed who share Chive stuff (both in mid 30s) and it's never ever been funny once. The community basically reminds me of Fark 10 years ago, but with more pictures.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

cowboythreespeech posted:

Is it chive like the herb? Or like the (ar)chive?

I read that its a mashup of the founders' home cities - Chicago and Vegas.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

PaganGoatPants posted:

Not sure what point was proven here.

Right when he came out in the thug attire I closed the window. I just couldn't take it. I'm sure she didn't respond possitively to the "thug" either, thereby negating the old "women like aggressive assholes" claim.
Poor girl. She already has a lovely duty at a lovely restaurant.

ETA: literally didn't notice this chive thing until the last few months, and it was window stickers on a handful of big shiny trucks with douches behind the wheel, so I assumed the worst. Still don't really get it. I mean, as much as memes and other Internet stuff take off, people seem exceedingly willing to share their association with chive.

Bast Relief has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Sep 16, 2014

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

jidohanbaiki posted:

Right when he came out in the thug attire I closed the window. I just couldn't take it. I'm sure she didn't respond possitively to the "thug" either, thereby negating the old "women like aggressive assholes" claim.
Poor girl. She already has a lovely duty at a lovely restraunt.

You should watch the rest then, maybe. Flip a coin. Seems fake anyway :shrug:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

jidohanbaiki posted:

Right when he came out in the thug attire I closed the window. I just couldn't take it. I'm sure she didn't respond possitively to the "thug" either, thereby negating the old "women like aggressive assholes" claim.
Poor girl. She already has a lovely duty at a lovely restraunt.

She gives him a handy in the bushes while the cameras role. I'd be surprised if it was real. Still not sure what it's supposed to prove though. This particular lady liked this guy bit not this guy? loving slut oval office

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

EmmyOk posted:

She gives him a handy in the bushes while the cameras role. I'd be surprised if it was real. Still not sure what it's supposed to prove though. This particular lady liked this guy bit not this guy? loving slut oval office

I really hope you're just loving with me. Even if it is fake, I really hope no one would even think this was a story that needed to be made and shared.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

jidohanbaiki posted:

I really hope you're just loving with me. Even if it is fake, I really hope no one would even think this was a story that needed to be made and shared.

Not at all. He also asks her to put the tip of his dick in her mouth but she declines. Then after she finishes him off he reveals who he is. :master:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
My husband reads the chive.

And he bought some shirts and other stuff from them

:suicide:


E: my pharmacist (female) does too

Also they steal porn from other sites and put their logo on it. And also they had a thing called "future lower back problems" not really funny because I legitimately have back problems from boobs :suicide:

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


:cripes:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Oh yeah and as the guy is standing there with jizz rapidly drying in his shorts he starts shouting how the girl disgusts him. :allears:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

WescottF1 posted:

I read that its a mashup of the founders' home cities - Chicago and Vegas.

That's the worst reason yet.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

EmmyOk posted:

Oh yeah and as the guy is standing there with jizz rapidly drying in his shorts he starts shouting how the girl disgusts him. :allears:

Guy's an ingrate or a fake.

Also a minute man.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Happy Independence Day! :mexico:

edit: Man, there is a lot going on in that photo, just layers of things to notice

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Hoover Dam posted:

Happy Independence Day! :mexico:

edit: Man, there is a lot going on in that photo, just layers of things to notice

:cripes: Only in my country they would have an illegal cockfight in a walmart.

Oh and those prices labels you see around the ring thing?,I think that's how much you can bet. $21.50 pesos, seņores!

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Desperado Bones posted:

:cripes: Only in my country they would have an illegal cockfight in a walmart.

Oh and those prices labels you see around the ring thing?,I think that's how much you can bet. $21.50 pesos, seņores!

I see the pesos on the ring for betting, but I thought the prices were attached to whatever merchandise they piled up to form the ring. I hope it's cheap lovely beer.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Nah, it's some brand of root beer, and milk. God forbid cheap beer sponsored their cockfight in front of the children.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Desperado Bones posted:

Nah, it's some brand of root beer, and milk. God forbid cheap beer sponsored their cockfight in front of the children.

The kids watching makes the whole picture. Also the ladies with cheese samples or whatever.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

EmmyOk posted:

This is a v interesting conversation and we should keep it going forever and ever!

Content:



Not one of these fuckers' jackets fit properly.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

I visited Mexico recently and I sort of made a point to not go into a Mexican Wal-mart. Guess I was missing out.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Arcsquad12 posted:

Not one of these fuckers' jackets fit properly.

I'm really digging the bit of gut squeezed out between the belts and vests, highlighted in crisp bright white. It don't get classier and more respectable than that.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Desperado Bones posted:

:cripes: Only in my country they would have an illegal cockfight in a walmart.

Oh and those prices labels you see around the ring thing?,I think that's how much you can bet. $21.50 pesos, seņores!

I thought cockfighting was still legal in Mexico. I haven't been in a couple years, but it was still happening in Mexicali the last time I went (I didn't go for the cockfights).

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