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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Cena just retconned his own despicable actions

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

heyman's real good at the talk thing

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Is Heyman really that bad when there's a murderous cult leader and DEMON walking around?

Hey, The Demon got involved in insurance and stocks and is pretty tame now.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
This took a different turn. I kinda dig it.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

fatherdog posted:

Emperor Paulpatine

drat it thats much better

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

NutritiousSnack posted:

Paul Heyman: Worse than Hitler, by John Cena.

hitler is dead

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
burnnnn

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Wait, so Heyman's son DOESN'T have testicles?

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


He brought testicles into it!

HE BROUGHT TESTICLES INTO IT!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
welp here comes the pain.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Disappointed Cena is the best, saddest thing, like Lil' Brudder from Homestar Runner.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
All you gotta say is "lol no balls" and OUT COMES THE DARKSIDE

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i like this segment

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Dexo posted:

Hey, The Demon got involved in insurance and stocks and is pretty tame now.

He's a libertarian though. That is pretty bad.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
ooooooh

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Ok so he gave in, so that means

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Brock Lesnar defender of the meek.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
OH MY!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You fool, you've summoned the Brock Golem

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Cena heel turn.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Daaaaaaamn

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Yeah, dick jokes, Cena's one weakness.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

John Cena = no testicles confirmed.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I like the idea that Brock just walks around wearing the belt.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
YOU ARE THE YANKEES JOHN CENA.

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society
THE PART TIME WWE CHAMP IS HERE!!

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
*brock lesnar voice* sorry im late guys i had to hit the bathroom you know how it is

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Brock: "WHO PUSHED PAUL!?"

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Brock Lesnar: Bully Demise.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Oh gently caress

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


John Cena is the worst wrestler.

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...
HOLY gently caress ITS BROCK LESNAR

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MotU posted:

All you gotta say is "lol no balls" and OUT COMES THE DARKSIDE

At least it's sort of consistent. Cena's most effective insults are also effective on him.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I'm not sure what this ending is supposed to mean for John cena's character

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

NutritiousSnack posted:

Brock Lesnar: Bully Demise.

he's going to literally eat john cena alive

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

projecthalaxy posted:

John Cena is the worst wrestler.

actually michael cole says he's the best

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

TotalHell posted:

Ok so he gave in, so that means

That he wins at NOC.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
"Nobody hurts squishy manager, except me!"

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

He's walking slowly! Jump him you dolt!

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Lesnar literally giving no fucks about Cena would be amazing.

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