Fan-Fiction [Mafia]: Voldemort Gave Me a Gun.

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Puntification posted:

I don't know what rolling start means.

it is the theme of turbos. specifically, turbos of poque. click the video link

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:38

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:58

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
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Puntification posted:

I don't know what rolling start means.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLINGGGGGGGGGGGGG STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTT

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:38

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

But now, with the war long over and civilization in the end-game throes, he will never see her beautiful face again. He will never see another human face again in fact.

"I didn't see you there, Pooh. Do you always stand behind a man deep in thought?" Dr. McCoy asked.

�I don�t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh.

"There there," said Dr. McCoy. "I�ll bring you tea and honey until you do.�

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:39

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Cmon, only like 14 more votes on poque and I can hammer him. Quit wasting time.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:40

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

its basically the same as a farting start

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:40

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

pock will never die with me alive

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:40

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

Don't lynch the cop guys

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:44

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

lynch the scum.

also get your n0 actions in for f's s

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:44

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Poque posted:

lynch the scum.

also get your n0 actions in for f's s

Yeah this. I've never been part of a D1 turbo before. I feel like this is the game to start. BUT WE NEED NIGHT ZERO TO END

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:47

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Yeah this. I've never been part of a D1 turbo before. I feel like this is the game to start. BUT WE NEED NIGHT ZERO TO END

feel the energy surge within you. it rolls...to a start...

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:48

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

Hurt tell us who we're waiting on so we can do some public shaming

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:54

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

my n0 action was to make pock lynchproof for the day

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:56

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Pooh threw the stick into the stream, simultaneously allowing fear and passion to emanate down his tensed arm. His secondary mutation had made him more and more agitated, but this was becoming unbearable - because he was a bear.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:56

Jefepato: Mar 11, 2009; This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!

Poque, you were the only person in Cheat Game who didn't cheat me. I will give you your turbo if it's what you really want.

Also that video makes me want to break out the Dreamcast and play Crazy Taxi for some reason.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:59

DuckHuntDog: May 13, 2004

I like to imagine Derp really is Tim Heidecker, playing an internet forum party game.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:59

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Jefepato posted:

Poque, you were the only person in Cheat Game who didn't cheat me. I will give you your turbo if it's what you really want.

Also that video makes me want to break out the Dreamcast and play Crazy Taxi for some reason.

I did not cheat you good sir

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:00

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I definitely want it. Everywhere

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:04

Jefepato: Mar 11, 2009; This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!

Hal Incandenza posted:

I did not cheat you good sir

Well okay, but I don't think we interacted at all really, did we?

I'm too lazy to double check this.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:05

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Yuffie was hopping up and down excitedly as Cloud and Tifa brought forth the pretty new chocobo that was to be hers. "Thank you so much!" she exclaimed, "This is so nice after all that I've..." Cloud held up a hand and frowned. She hung her head, knowing full well he was still a bit pissed from all those times she had ripped them off.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

uranus posted:

my n0 action was to make pock lynchproof for the day

Let's find out?

##vote poque

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:58

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Asiina (5): Pinterest Mom, ~~Pinterest Mom~~, Rarity, ~~Rarity~~, Rarity, Pinterest Mom, merk, Mills, anime gently caress pillow

Poque (3): Poque, ~~Poque~~, Poque, Your Personal Muse, ~~Poque~~, Poque, mr.capps, ~~Your Personal Muse~~, ~~Poque~~, Poque, ~~mr.capps~~, mr.capps, CapnAndy

Byers2142 (3): Rarity, fiery_valkyrie, Puntification, Pinterest Mom, Asiina, merk, MildManeredManikin, Big Nothing, ~~merk~~, ~~Asiina~~, ~~Pinterest Mom~~, ~~Rarity~~, soscannonballs, ~~Big Nothing~~, ~~soscannonballs~~, ~~Puntification~~, Puntification

merk (1): Big Nothing

Magnus Gallant (1): Kumbamontu

Pinterest Mom (1): Asiina, ~~Asiina~~, Asiina

Your Personal Muse (1): Propaganda Machine

CapnAndy (1): soscannonballs

yuming (1): Your Personal Muse, Propaganda Machine, ~~Propaganda Machine~~

DuckHuntDog (1): DuckHuntDog, ~~DuckHuntDog~~, DuckHuntDog

Rarity (0): merk, ~~merk~~

mr.capps (0): anime gently caress pillow, ~~anime gently caress pillow~~

anime gently caress pillow (0): Asiina, Pinterest Mom, merk, ~~Asiina~~, ~~Pinterest Mom~~, ~~merk~~

Big Nothing (0): DuckHuntDog, ~~DuckHuntDog~~

Not Voting (17): Adus, Byers2142, chaoslord, Dugong, Ernie., Hal Incandenza, JakeP, Jefepato, Kitiara, Little Mac, Magnus Gallant, Meinberg, Opopanax, Power of Pecota, uranus, winvirus, yuming

With 35 alive, it's 18 votes to lynch. The current deadline is September 22^nd, 2014 at 11 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 4 days, 21 hours.

D1 has now begun!

# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:45

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

And so begins our bizarre adventure.

I have vitally important information I can provide to the player base. But I can only reveal a very limited amount of this information. I shall have to consider this... carefully.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 06:48

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Meinberg posted:

And so begins our bizarre adventure.

I have vitally important information I can provide to the player base. But I can only reveal a very limited amount of this information. I shall have to consider this... carefully.

Do we have to sex you to get the info? Will you reveal more with a few penetrating glances and heaved bosoms?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:01

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Do we have to sex you to get the info? Will you reveal more with a few penetrating glances and heaved bosoms?

No, it's just that you guys are unlikely to believe what I have to say. Mostly because it's me saying it.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:03

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Meinberg posted:

No, it's just that you guys are unlikely to believe what I have to say. Mostly because it's me saying it.

Well yeah, but don't let that stop you. When you're dead we might even believe it.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:06

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Well yeah, but don't let that stop you. When you're dead we might even believe it.

I have my doubts. No one ever listens to me. :smith:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:18

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I will always believe in you Meinberg.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:19

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Also, I'm only allowed to release a limited amount of the information I have access to. But this information is :siren:

MOD CONFIRMED :siren:

I'm going to grab a smoke and think about it.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:21

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I'm going to bed, but I preemptively believe whatever information Meinberg says.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:22

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I genuinely believed you when you claimed the health bullshit in DBD's game but it was, alas, too late - as you had previously foolishly erred in believing Gulag. I will listen to your words.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:22

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

I appreciate you meinberg

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:26

soscannonballs: Dec 6, 2007

Tell us everything.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:28

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

I will consider your words carefully, Meinberg, and then immediately discard them while leading a lynch on you. I have that type of persuasion, ya know. Just ask Mills

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:29

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

soscannonballs posted:

Tell us everything.

I would if I could.

But what I will say is... Diqnol is town. More information may become clear based on my patterns of behavior.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:30

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Meinberg, come, sit on my knee.

*pushes Asiina off*

# ? Sep 18, 2014 07:30

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.