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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > Fan-Fiction [Mafia]: Voldemort Gave Me a Gun.
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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


 "Opop, come back to bed!" Begged asiina, rarity, FV, yuming, scarlet johannson, Kate Upton, and Bowmore.
"Just a minute" Opop yelled back from his office. He chuckled to himself and he typed up his latest Bon mot against Diqnol. "There, that'll show him. Now to write that fanfic..."

* # ? Sep 18, 2014 22:25
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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Dugong posted:

I am not sure I can beat Kumba's reading.

I already did.

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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Dugong posted:

I am not sure I can beat Kumba's reading.

I'm glad someone enjoyed my work.

The hardest part was intentionally speaking the misspellings and bad grammar.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Dugong posted:

I am not sure I can beat Kumba's reading.

Do it anyway. If not at least it'll be funny. There is the Judge vote and the fan vote.

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Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

 I will attempt tomorrow

* # ? Sep 18, 2014 22:33
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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I wrote a story in fourth grade in which me and my friends fought boba fett and what we used to kill him was a gun composed of different school supplies that all of us carried that we combined. Kinda like how the power rangers combined all their hand held weapons to create that laser crossbow

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Opopanax posted:

"Opop, come back to bed!" Begged asiina, rarity, FV, yuming, scarlet johannson, Kate Upton, and Bowmore.
"Just a minute" Opop yelled back from his office. He chuckled to himself and he typed up his latest Bon mot against Diqnol. "There, that'll show him. Now to write that fanfic..."

Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage. It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage. It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...
:laffo:

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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

 I'm in this game.

* # ? Sep 18, 2014 22:43
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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

 And I'm very powerful.

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Hey balding isn't funny. I'm 24 and I'm losing my hair. It's super uncool

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

 Much like Opopanax.

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage. It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...

:flashfap:

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
what fanatical fiction should i read. also what microphone should i get to read the fiction words

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Magnus Gallant posted:

Hey balding isn't funny. I'm 24 and I'm losing my hair. It's super uncool

I think i have more hair right now than I've had at any point in my life. i really need a haircut

~follicle privilege~

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

I think i have more hair right now than I've had at any point in my life. i really need a haircut

~follicle privilege~

You guys wanna see a picture of me where I look like a serial killer?

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Mills
Jun 13, 2003

 No

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Yes

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
maybe

* # ? Sep 18, 2014 23:04
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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
which serial killer do you look like

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=


now imagine him riding a skateboard

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give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010



 Hey 100 odd new posts i should catc-:barf:

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i guess im not dark enough cause i dont know who that is

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Big Nothing posted:

Hey 100 odd new posts i should catc-:barf:

you should. this thread is amazing.

also i just realized that anybody voting for pmom wants THREE dead townies because jake also dies in that scenario

no lynch only kills one, and allows you to murder me sooner

uranus posted:

i guess im not dark enough cause i dont know who that is

i did a GIS for "serial killer"

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give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010



 Diqnol you have a amazing voice.

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Mills
Jun 13, 2003

Poque posted:

you should. this thread is amazing.

also i just realized that anybody voting for pmom wants THREE dead townies because jake also dies in that scenario

no lynch only kills one, and allows you to murder me sooner


i did a GIS for "serial killer"

i skipped everything. please explain

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Poque posted:

if you vote for jakep:
jakep dies (town)
rarity dies (town)

if you vote for pmom:
pmom dies (town)
rarity gets a thunderdome
rarity uses it on somebody who is not me
either rarity or that person dies (town)

thus anybody voting for any candidate is trying to kill several of the towns. ##vote no lynch


but jake also dies if pmom dies so that's three

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Mills
Jun 13, 2003

 cant i just vote for someone that isnt those people

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
no we're in thunderdome. Pmom, Jake, or no lynch. choose correctly

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
From my nc state student id:



I tried to make a funny face and he took the picture before I we ready. Still pretty funny just for a different reason

Magnus Gallant fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Sep 18, 2014

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Mills
Jun 13, 2003

 ##vote JakeP

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Mills
Jun 13, 2003

 PM's PR sounds town to me (it's a pretty useless scum power to go 50/50).

Rarity's PR could easily be scum and JakeP is dieing regardless.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Mills posted:

cant i just vote for someone that isnt those people

nope.

Dr. Hurt posted:

Pinterest mom has activated a thunderdome. You may only vote for Pinterest mom. Jakep. Or no lynch.
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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

 magnus what high school did you go to??

also timg that or you get punished

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Mills posted:

PM's PR sounds town to me (it's a pretty useless scum power to go 50/50).

what if you win thunderdome and it gives you special scum powers

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Making art is a... frustrating process at times

I'm building a masterpiece here, y'all. Also, Jake, serious, why you dyin' tonight?

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Mills posted:

PM's PR sounds town to me (it's a pretty useless scum power to go 50/50).

Rarity's PR could easily be scum and JakeP is dieing regardless.

it's also worth noting that pmom might get a second thunderdome if this one no lynches, but he still won't use it on the scum.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Mills posted:

Rarity's PR could easily be scum

This is a pretty dumb reason to kill me. Anyone in this game could easily be scum at the moment.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Rarity posted:

This is a pretty dumb reason to kill me. Anyone in this game could easily be scum at the moment.

like me.

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Hurt posted:

magnus what high school did you go to??

also timg that or you get punished

I went to Athens drive high school

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