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canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

I look forward to ea ufc rin nakai dlc.

haha oh dear maybe not.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Miesha Tate, you are loving terrible

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
How appropriate that the hang you're self song was blaring on the Saitama Super Arena's PA system as we beheld the end of this godawful fight

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

1st AD posted:

"Beautiful level change from Rin"

How can he even tell

It's like when you're small mario in SMW and you duck

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Tate is such hot garbage. That really wouldn't have been a robbery if she lost the decision.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I'm waiting for loving Akiyama to save me, that's how bad that fight was.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Lid posted:

Rin Nakai v Jessamyn Duke.

Rin via RNC.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Captain Log posted:

Tate is such hot garbage. That really wouldn't have been a robbery if she lost the decision.

Agreed, really funny outcome as well

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

canada jezus posted:

I look forward to ea ufc rin nakai dlc.

haha oh dear maybe not.

you can create her yourself, load up Vitor Belfort and reduce his height to 5'1"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
at least when jake shields won a loving boring piece of poo poo fight against a terrible japanese fighter through cardio kickboxing alone it was funny. gently caress you. bring back untelevised prelims for this garbage

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

"Ultimately I'd like to not get beaten up by Ronda Rousey again"

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Captain Log posted:

Tate is such hot garbage. That really wouldn't have been a robbery if she lost the decision.

Remember that Julie Kedzie murdalized her for like 3 rounds before loving up and getting subbed.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzSAO8op0ow

Akiyama apologising for that previous fight.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Chexoid posted:

I've never seen someone so muscular look so physically weak. I guess that comes from the worst technique in the world.

her technique is fine. Miesha is like 3 times her size and more athletic. What techniques did Miesha do to convince you she was the more technical fighter, was it when she defended all the single legs by standing there and letting Rin get deep on a leg and then just stand there while Rin tired herself out trying to lift the leg above 3 feet

second best sponge
Jun 13, 2003

I'm from Cleveland :tinsley:
I had such high hopes for Rin. :(

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Akiyama might actually win a fight tonight.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

1st AD posted:

Akiyama might actually win a fight tonight.

I have a feeling we might see Amir get tossed around a lot

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

second best sponge posted:

I had such high hopes for Rin. :(

You rear end in a top hat.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

1st AD posted:

Akiyama might actually win a fight tonight.

I think Amir is going to starch him. Akiyama will win the walk out battle though.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
Well at least there's a 95% chance this fight won't be as bad as the last one.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
this entrance is still cool though

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Miesha outclassed Rin with her technique, such as having a 20 inch reach advantage and still whiffing with all her cardio kickboxing 1-2's which Rin effortlessly avoided by shadowboxing a ghost

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

manyak posted:

her technique is fine. Miesha is like 3 times her size and more athletic. What techniques did Miesha do to convince you she was the more technical fighter, was it when she defended all the single legs by standing there and letting Rin get deep on a leg and then just stand there while Rin tired herself out trying to lift the leg above 3 feet

Miesha was the better wrestler, for one. Not by much, but Rin appeared to be attempting techniques she never practiced on anybody remotely Miesha's size.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Captain Log posted:

I think Amir is going to starch him. Akiyama will win the walk out battle though.

Nevermind Akiyama just nearly puked when he looked up from bowing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
my wife loves the reality tv show about this fuckhead's insanely spoiled child and no matter how much he loses i will never be free from him

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

my wife loves the reality tv show about this fuckhead's insanely spoiled child and no matter how much he loses i will never be free from him

yes u my wife

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I hope Amir tools him with front kicks like he did against Baroni.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

manyak posted:

Miesha outclassed Rin with her technique, such as having a 20 inch reach advantage and still whiffing with all her cardio kickboxing 1-2's which Rin effortlessly avoided by shadowboxing a ghost

speaking of ghosts there's a 'fight' about to start

Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???
go mini forrest

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
i'm referee wolf menningers shirt size and name

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

my wife loves the reality tv show about this fuckhead's insanely spoiled child and no matter how much he loses i will never be free from him

who

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i wonder how many seconds of gas akiyama has this time

Another year
Oct 13, 2011

the mermaid
see
a movie?
I love the trips

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i wonder how many seconds of gas akiyama has this time

Tens of them.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

how old is akiyama?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Holy poo poo dat trip :stare:

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Yes Sick trip!!

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009

Akiayama's some huge celebrity in Korea and he has a tv show about him and his daughter doing hijinks

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Grem posted:

how old is akiyama?

nearly 40, but thanks to an addiction to tanning beds he doesn't look a day older than 60

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Why did Akiyama have to be really good at the coolest martial art, and then for the rest he's just This.

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