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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
I recorded something, do I still have time?

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
you have till saturday night

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

uranus posted:

you have till saturday night

I only read the bold part not the bit that said tomorrow.

Well this is what I've got, it's a resident evil fanfic called "snake in the grass" about Jill Valentine getting impregnated by snakes, I couldn't go through with the entire thing but there's 6 minutes of obviously unrehearsed, dramatically read, poorly-written fanfic, which I might as well share since I bothered recording and uploading it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8I9ljpOSJ

You can read the rest here if you hate yourself:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/11/fan_fiction_friday_jill_valentine_in_snake_in_the.php

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
The only microphone I have is the one that's included with the iPhone headphones

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Poque posted:

I'm phone posting at best through the weekend, please don't make me reformat my submission

Just quote it and say "this is my submission"

DuckHuntDog
May 13, 2004


My voice is not interesting enough to win given the submissions so far so I am not even bothering.

Why are we still waiting on this vote given the contest is independent from the deadline?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Dr. Hurt posted:

Voting on favorites will happen after deadline. Once people have all turned their submissions in. I'll make a poll for it.

Also: If this day ends today, the contest will still go on tomorrow. You have until 8 pm EST to submit your Dramatic reading in thread.

##vote no lynch

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
That's -1.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I just don't know what to use as a fanfic to read. This is really tough!!!!

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I just don't know what to use as a fanfic to read. This is really tough!!!!

Do you wanna go creepy? Like, top five sickest ones that I know of?

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
there is no way in gently caress i am listening to this poo poo before i post it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17L46LubqLB

abridged for time.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

This is my submission.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Pinterest Machine posted:

there is no way in gently caress i am listening to this poo poo before i post it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17L46LubqLB

abridged for time.

This is my submission

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

MildManeredManikin posted:

This is my submission

I really liked yours!!!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

CapnAndy posted:

Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

nope

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

CapnAndy posted:

Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

I think everybody's basically waiting for at least day 2 at this point. With this size of game it's hard to really get going untilt he numbers have thinned a little.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Before we go into night, who has the most interesting role? Not the most useful or powerful, but the one that causes the most hilarity? You don't have to go into details

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

CapnAndy posted:

Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

Be the change you want to see?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

Merk and I did for a bit.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
ffffaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

DuckHuntDog posted:

Why are we still waiting on this vote given the contest is independent from the deadline?
ZOMBIES!!! wants us to wait. They act slow.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Your Personal Muse posted:

Before we go into night, who has the most interesting role? Not the most useful or powerful, but the one that causes the most hilarity? You don't have to go into details

I do. You can't kill me no matter how much I beg

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
is it night. did we no lynch

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Nah but we can ##vote no lynch

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
:redhammer:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Voldemort gave me a hammer.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Town hammer IMO

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

CapnAndy posted:

Are we at any point gonna play mafia I'm just checking

Turbo this turkey tomorrow.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Power of Pecota posted:

Turbo this turkey tomorrow.

Do you think he's also a jive fool and a sucker?

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Yes, but I want to be able to say LETS BASTE THIS TURKEY and double fist slam the post button tomorrow

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
protip: basting is useless. detrimental, even. it's basically an excuse for housewives to do something.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

It was quiet on Fanfiction.net. There hadn't been any new stories for a while. It was almost like everyone was waiting for something. Everyone chalked it up to the new school year happening and all of the 14 year old's spending time of homework for a while before they went back to talking about how the cast of Dangan Ronpa spend their free time. And wait wouldn't it be so sexy if Bobby Flay was a wolfman and all the other Iron Chefs were his betas. There was a time where two writers got into a bit of a scuffle over their stories, but really everyone else just ignored it and went on about their regular business.

Day 1 has finished. It is now Night 1. Everyone please send in your actions to either Taste or Myself. Perhaps forward me your actions as well since I don't know if Taste is awake yet. Try to get your night actions in as soon as possible today.


The Dramatic Fanfiction Reading Challenge ends at 8 pm today, EST.

You may talk during the night.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Great use of thunderdome imo

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Lynch me tomorrow so I can get 25% of my scum win

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i had a dream that people were trying to kill me this game

Jefepato
Mar 11, 2009

This?! This is a glorious dance! That has been passed down! In my family for generations!
For the Dramatic Reading Challenge I am submitting chapters 1-2 of "Thirty Hs" by Secondpillow.

http://tindeck.com/listen/webc

Original story here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fair warning: this is kinda gross and also totally loving metal.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Winvirus is scum this game.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Magnus Gallant posted:

Winvirus is scum this game.

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

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