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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Hal Incandenza posted:

For the Dramatic Reading Challenge I am submitting chapter 1 of Melvin The Jerk in honour of our fallen comrade

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gEIgJuHiuN

Original story here: http://www.hcrealms.com/forum/showthread.php?t=158718

I literally didn't even listen to it... hope it is listenable! I should check that now...

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

:allears:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I didn't listen to mine either. There's some yelling though.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Asiina posted:

I didn't listen to mine either. There's some yelling though.

I have been battling the flu or something and my first take ended with me coughing for like 30 seconds. I should probably have just submitted that one.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I would have voted for that.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MbaME4dzUl
here dr hurt i recorded that thing you told me to

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

mr.capps posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MbaME4dzUl
here dr hurt i recorded that thing you told me to

Your 30 mins late

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Magnus Gallant posted:

Your 30 mins late

i didn't want to do it anyway hurt told me to

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Magnus Gallant posted:

Your 30 mins late

not for the mod-chosen contest he isn't, we just can't vote for it.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
jesus christ it took me 30 minutes to read that story

hurt i hate you

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Propaganda Machine posted:

not for the mod-chosen contest he isn't, we just can't vote for it.

mr.capps posted:

i didn't want to do it anyway hurt told me to

Welp

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

mr.capps posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MbaME4dzUl
here dr hurt i recorded that thing you told me to

Hahaha holy poo poo you didn't need to read the whole thing. I am making the Player Voting list now.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Puntification posted:

I only read the bold part not the bit that said tomorrow.

Well this is what I've got, it's a resident evil fanfic called "snake in the grass" about Jill Valentine getting impregnated by snakes, I couldn't go through with the entire thing but there's 6 minutes of obviously unrehearsed, dramatically read, poorly-written fanfic, which I might as well share since I bothered recording and uploading it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8I9ljpOSJ

You can read the rest here if you hate yourself:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/11/fan_fiction_friday_jill_valentine_in_snake_in_the.php

I'm submitting this for the mod comp because why not.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Dr. Hurt posted:

Hahaha holy poo poo you didn't need to read the whole thing. I am making the Player Voting list now.

hurt what did i even just read? what did it had to do with anime talking personified countries?

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

mr.capps posted:

hurt what did i even just read? what did it had to do with anime talking personified countries?

That was pretty ridonk

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

mr.capps posted:

hurt what did i even just read? what did it had to do with anime talking personified countries?

Welcome to the Omegaverse, Mr. Capps.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Here are your choices for the player vote. Please send me a pm about which fanfic you will be voting for.

Your Personal Muse: From Under the Bed Part 1
Uranus: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen
Adus: Until the End of Time
MMM: Our Time is Now
Poque the Scum: Alexandre Turni
Jefepato: 30 H's
Prop Machine: Sexrassic Park
Diqnol: Untitled - Penee
Dugong Sherlock got the D
Asiina: Chaos Darkness Punk Twilight Love and Moshing
Hal: Melvin the Jerk
Kumba: 50 Shades of Christian Grey
Little Mac: Cancer of the Pee-peanuts

The following fics will be available for Special guest Judgement:
Byers: Gotta poke 'em all
Puntification: Snake in the Grass
Mr. Capps: Airplane ride :getin:

Dr. Hurt fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Sep 21, 2014

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
How long do we have to vote? I can probably listen to a few tonight and the rest tmrw

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

You will have until 8 pm EST tomorrow to make your vote.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Sweet. Leaning adus by default but I want to be fair

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I wonder if I can listen to them on my drive home tomorrow. That would be amazing.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Make sure you listen to Capp's 30 minute long reading.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Adus that was awesome. I vote for adus

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Dr. Hurt posted:

Make sure you listen to Capp's 30 minute long reading.

i clicked almost as soon as i saw it and it is still going and what the bleeding christ even is this

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Propaganda Machine posted:

i clicked almost as soon as i saw it and it is still going and what the bleeding christ even is this

i read it and i don't even know

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Adus definitely sucked me in

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Dr. Hurt posted:

Make sure you listen to Capp's 30 minute long reading.

It'll be the sexiest podcast ever

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Also holy gently caress I'm so full of BBQ. I'm going to explode

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Poque posted:

It'll be the sexiest podcast ever

near the end of it you can start to hear me go through the five stages of grief

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

mr.capps posted:

near the end of it you can start to hear me go through the five stages of grief

you stole my heart with the last 10 seconds

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm going to get in a horrible accident and Capps will be the last thing I hear as I die

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Talking about making GBS threads dicknipples or something

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Dr. Hurt posted:

Poque the Scum

I'm mod confirmed scum

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Propaganda Machine posted:

you stole my heart with the last 10 seconds

Same here. I still can't believe you read the whole thing.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Wait mine doesn't count because I didn't quote it?

editing this one too

Cartridgeblowers fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Sep 21, 2014

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

gently caress it modkill me

i am editing this post do it you idiots!!!

Cartridgeblowers fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 21, 2014

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Little Mac posted:

gently caress it modkill me

i am editing this post do it you idiots

Ok.

Little Mac, confirmed dumbass, has been mod killed night 2

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Magnus Gallant posted:

Ok.

Little Mac, confirmed dumbass, has been mod killed night 2

post my in-game role not my irl role thank you

edit: thanks for posting magnus so edit text shows up on this one, too COME ON HOW IS THERE STILL TIME TO NINJA!!! there we go

Cartridgeblowers fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 21, 2014

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Little Mac posted:

post my in-game role not my irl role thank you

Sorry

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Even I, the confirmed scum, won't self modkill. I'm sure hurt will add you in, I remember your submission post.

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