Fan-Fiction [Mafia]: Voldemort Gave Me a Gun.

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Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

the eagles were the coldplay of their time

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:28

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:23

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

mr.capps posted:

i am slowly coming to suspect this game is pension for all my mafia sins

you have no idea buddy

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:37

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

John Cena posted:

you have no idea buddy

i am seeing visions of men in crowns of throns now

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:42

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Asiina posted:

'On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night'

If I'm stuck on this mudball of a planet, I might as well make the best of it. I am free of Freiza for the time being, a definite plus. There is another Saiyan here, and even though he is an idiot, he is still Saiyan; another plus, and I am the second most powerful being on the planet next to him. He is strangely compassionate, a crippling weakness, but at least I know that he does not have the will to dominate me as Freiza has for decades.

For the time being, I am free. I am proud, independent, and the entire population fears me. drat, life is good.

And then there is that blue-haired woman.

'There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...'

She has offered me a roof and sustenance on a regular basis, and at the moment I see no strings attached, except one. She says I am 'cute.' I am nothing of the sort, I am the Prince of all Saiyans, a superior example of the species, handsome, anything but 'cute.' The single string? Sex. Life cannot possibly be this good. For a little sex she will provide me with food and shelter, and satisfy my needs at the same time. What is there to lose?

I must admit, she is fiery, and I like her that way. It is, at times, an insufferable annoyance the way she questions and refuses me, and her piercing shrieking is harsh on the ears, but at least she is amusing. It is highly amusing to, with a few well-chosen comments reduce her to sputtering with anger.

I will stay with her, for now.

'Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget'

Lucky me, the woman is rich. Spoiled rotten because of it, but it is nice. I now have luxuries I have not had since I was a child. It has been months, and I am slowly adjusting. We agreed not to be monogamous, but it angers me when she invites men over. She calls them her 'boyfriends.' What a stupid term.

She likes to throw parties and invite two or three of them over at a time, and have them turn into orgies, with herself as the main attraction, of course. Her favorite time to do this is after we've had a fight, because she knows it angers me. Human women are so weak. She is the only one I would ever consider having sex with, if only because of her fire and her spirit. It makes her seem almost Saiyan. But only almost. I would still literally break her if my control slipped.

I can hear them outside now, the men groaning, her own moans and panting cries. There are days I curse my Saiyan hearing. They are out around the pool, I could look out and see them if I wanted, but I know that would only make me angrier. What do I care about that loving woman? Let her have her little orgies as she tries to forget me.

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice suprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

I must admit, the sex is great. She has mirrors on the ceiling so she can watch herself. It is a vain thing, but turns her on, and makes it better for me. They were just installed a few weeks ago, still a novelty. How long have I been here? I don't know anymore. We gently caress, we fight, but other than that we have no contact. At least she has stopped throwing her little sex parties. I tell myself I can leave any time I want, but why would I with all the comforts I have here? I stay out of my own choice, knowing that I have the freedom to leave, but will not.

At times doubt rears its ugly head, and I wonder if I am trapped here, but that is just stupid. I am the Prince of all Saiyans. Nothing can bind me if I don't want to be bound, not even this woman. But she is so soft, and it is always interesting to see what sounds I can get out of her, knowing she makes them for me and only me.

I am Saiyan, and must admit wanting to see that third-class idiot writhing under me as the woman does. I wonder what the hard muscles would feel like under his soft skin, the sounds he would make, how his skin, his lips, his cock would taste. But he has his harpy, and claims he is happy. He is probably to ignorant to even know that his body sends me signals telling me that he is interested.

I could leave here at the drop of a hat, with no regrets, I have nothing tying me here. I have purposely made no permanent ties for that very reason, and use my attitude to keep myself distant. They all think I care nothing for this place or any of them, even the woman. Especially the woman.

No, I would not leave this place, this planet unless I had no other choice. I am becoming attached, comfortable here, and it is time to leave before that freedom is taken away.

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

I start to mull over leaving; I know that wrinkled, green guardian must have some sort of ship I can use. And if he won't give it to me, then I will take it from him. I smirk at the thought. Ah, to intimidate someone again�

The woman is hovering in the doorway.

"What do you want?"

"What are you doing?"

"I am leaving, woman, what does it look like?"

Her eyes go wide. "But you can't leave!"

I snort. "Of course I can, and I am, woman. Now, again, what do you want?"

"Dammit, Vegeta, I thought you cared about me! I thought you at least would stick around for a while�"

"I never said that I do not care for you, Woman, just that I am leaving. Why would I need to stay?" I continue to pack. She is trying to talk me into staying here, staying with her. I cannot allow that. I will not lose my freedom, I will not give up control of my life again.

"You can't leave, Vegeta. I want you to stay here."

"Why, Woman? You still have avoided the question. Just spit it out!" I am scowling at her, my arms crossed over my chest.

"Because I'm pregnant, you rear end in a top hat!"

Shock. I am struck stupid, watching her raise her hand to her lips, her eyes widening. That is not how she wanted to tell me, and my mind is racing, though my face is calm. Pregnant? The Woman? I take a step closer to her and breathe in deeply, scenting the air.

Her smell has changed. I cannot believe I was so absorbed in my own internal battle as not to notice. She has been hiding this from me for a while, I can smell the extra hormones her body is producing.

"How long have you known?"

"Two months."

"Why did you not tell me sooner?"

"I wasn't sure I wanted to keep it, wasn't sure what to say to you. I tested it too, by the way. It's a boy."

A boy? I have a son, growing in her womb. I am trapped. A cynical little voice in my head laughs at me; I waited too long. I simply stare at her, taking her in, breathing in the smell of her pregnancy, of my son. I can never leave.

You are so lucky it's night phase.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 20:51

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

mr.capps posted:

i am slowly coming to suspect this game is pension for all my mafia sins

Fan fiction is hell. Fan fiction is heaven. Embrace it Capps. Fan fiction will make you stronger.

Still waiting on some actions. Even if you aren't going to use your role, let us know. That way we can get Day 2 Started.

And remember to send votes on favorite fanfic reading to me. So far I only have about six votes.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:50

Dugong: Mar 18, 2013; I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

It was the best of fanfiction, it was the worst of fanfiction.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:33

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Dugong posted:

It was the best of fanfiction, it was the worst of fanfiction.

The word best is used here as comparative, just as there is technically a "best" poo poo sandwich recipe, but you're still eating poo poo.

Get your actions in, fuckers!

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:37

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

mr.capps posted:

the eagles were the coldplay of their time

Man you really hate the eagles huh?

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:45

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Puntification posted:

Man you really hate the eagles huh?

Well, he didn't say Nickleback...

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:48

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Rarity posted:

You are so lucky it's night phase.

In day phase, you get my next story. Although it's not DBZ Hotel California, it's still quality, I believe.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 22:55

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

i'm home safely, so i am listening to the things now.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:00

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

i can't tell if YPM losing it in the middle of his recording is part of the fanfic because it was immediately followed by the bogeyman chuckling.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:06

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I want to vote poque but I'm afraid he's going to get a vig and kill himself.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:50

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

i would use it on myself. but that would only lower the number of bulletproofs i have.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:50

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

i submitted my vote. my top three alphabetically were adus, hal, and little mac. i will let history shine brightest on he who has triumphed.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:51

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

i voted for the person who is going to win

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:53

DuckHuntDog: May 13, 2004

I voted for Hal simply for his choice.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:00

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

You should have voted for my cool john Cena fan fic written by an actual wrestling fan

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:16

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

i appreciated the TT callout. was it in the original fic?

...did you write that fic

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:18

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Poque posted:

i appreciated the TT callout. was it in the original fic?

...did you write that fic

I'm suddenly interested point it out

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:21

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I had a nice original piece written up where Mills pulls his reflection out of the mirror and they just blow each other for the rest of the their lives. I had such a good mills impression down too

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:22

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Tremendous Taste posted:

I'm suddenly interested point it out

it's the last two words of MMM's reading

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:25

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

There's an hour and 33 minutes left to submit your night actions! Even if you aren't doing an action let us know you aren't using it! Thanks~

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:28

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

Poque posted:

i appreciated the TT callout. was it in the original fic?

...did you write that fic

I did not write it, it was written by a genuine wrestling fan and I read every word exactly as written.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:49

give head or get dead: Feb 16, 2010

Big Nothing posted:

Whats the percentage chance im going to regret volunteering for this

I see i was right to be apprehensive about playing in this game :gonk:

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:19

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Big Nothing posted:

I see i was right to be apprehensive about playing in this game

Don't worry. I heard there should be like 10 kills n1

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:23

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

A vote for me is a vote for me.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:24

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

i was just pmed that i won the challenge. my prize was a roleblock that i had to use immediately. i roleblocked diqnol

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:29

give head or get dead: Feb 16, 2010

Oh, so everybody else is a SK aswell then? Awesome.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:35

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

i was just pmed that i won the challenge. my prize was a roleblock that i had to use immediately. i roleblocked diqnol

Well I vigged you so it doesn't matter

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:36

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I'm an SK SK. I can only kill SKs. I'm the SKiest SK of them all.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:37

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

Asiina posted:

I'm an SK SK. I can only kill SKs. I'm the SKiest SK of them all.

Ah I see you got the erotic Dexter fanfiction.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:38

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

A Tale of Two Dexters After moving away from Miami to a small town, Serial Killer Dexter falls in love with a beautiful ballerina. But will he be able to hide his serial killing ways a secret from her strangely brilliant younger brother? And what does Mandark have to say about all this?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:39

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Im a limber jack and that's ok,
I work all night and I sleep all day.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:39

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Poque posted:

i was just pmed that i won the challenge. my prize was a roleblock that i had to use immediately. i roleblocked diqnol

I can't be roleblocked. My role is too boring to be roleblocked.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:50

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Asiina posted:

I'm an SK SK. I can only kill SKs. I'm the SKiest SK of them all.

Gross, a Saskatchewaner

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:54

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I can't be roleblocked. My role is too boring to be roleblocked.

Don't worry I vigged poque so it doesn't matter

# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:55

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

All night actions should be in. If you have not turned in a night action it is counted as doing nothing. As of right now Taste got called in for a last minute hockey game ( :argh:

people living North of the Mason-Dixon). He will settle the actions after he comes back from breaking people's teeth or whatever (go Canes).

Sorry for the delay.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 02:14