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BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
God, they lumbered Stevie Richards with them in a manager role didn't they? Poor guy, couldn't they just let him wrestle? He'd have shown us, we'd have seen.

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AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

Madtrixr posted:

Yeah their name is Kronik but theres NOTHING that they did that said "I smoke weed" other than their finisher being High Times or whatever, also they were mercenaries at one point or another?

God Kronik sucks

Yeah at one point in time they were an APA ripoff.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

AmbassadorFriendly posted:

Yeah at one point in time they were an APA ripoff.

When weren't they an APA rip off?

AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

bobkatt013 posted:

When weren't they an APA rip off?

I guess I wouldn't know, I tried to avoid watching Kronik.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

AmbassadorFriendly posted:

I guess I wouldn't know, I tried to avoid watching Kronik.

You should have watched WCW

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

IronCladBurrito posted:

They tried to address it one time in a backstage skit. These... guys, I don't know (it's been a long time) were talking, and then someone slid a piece of paper under the door. They picked it up and read it aloud: "It's 4:19, got a minute?" And then kronik came in and started beating up everyone.

It went over pretty well as you can see...
That actually sounds like it rules

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
From a CM Punk is overrated thread

quote:

I'm saying it.

He's not a terrible wrestler by any stretch of the imagination, but he's no better in the ring than anyone else that's been the top of the business aside from Hogan, Sid, Nash, and Khali.

He's great on the mic, but there are plenty of guys that just never get the chance to show they are too. And there are plenty of people that aren't in-ring talents that could easily go toe-to-toe with him, so he's still not the greatest.

He knows his psychology, but again, so do plenty of other people that just never get the chance to showcase it like he did, and there are plenty of guys coming up right now that could give him a run for his money here too.

No one cares about comparisons to Cena, veiled or direct, anymore. The reason for this is the last argument I have for why he's overrated.

He's a prima donna pain in the rear end to work with that can't set his ego aside to just do the job and enjoy his work. I'd have preferred he had gotten over himself and stuck around, but if he's not going to get over himself, then I'm glad the quitter quit. I'm glad he was smart enough with his money to be able to too. I'm also glad he's not around to bring down the mood in the locker room with his poo poo attitude.

I hope he does get over himself and come back for love of the work, but I'm ok if he doesn't. He didn't really offer us anything that Edge didn't in his Cena feud anyway.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
I'm not seeing anything outrageous or unreasonable there.

Punk was sloppy as a worker.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Yuriy posted:

I'm not seeing anything outrageous or unreasonable there.

Punk was sloppy as a worker.
The greatest wrestlers at the height of wrestling in their peak. Hulk Hogan, Sid Vicious, Kevin Nash, and The Great Khali.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

People definitely overrate him in-ring, but he's way better than 'well he's better than Hogan, Sid, Nash, and Khali'

Assuming that guy is going by WWE world champions, that's kind of an absurd statement.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Maybe a bit of hyperbole there but I don't think the guy is all that wrong :shrug:

If his point is that Punk is overrated and nowhere close to the best in the world then I don't disagree and had they given any one else decent the pipebomb promo I think it'd have worked just as well

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Well I mean Punk is pretty overrated but Punk was also the poster child for 'smarks' or whatever other term you wanna use and, y'know, MiTB was near Chicago. Those two things are why the angle worked. I don't think you could just plaster the promo onto someone else and have that moment still work.

EDIT: I thought it was In Chicago. Instead it was In the General Vicinity of Chicago. Point stands though.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Plus Punk has the conviction on the mic to pull it off. You could technically give it to someone like Ziggler now who can have similar grievances, but no one could sell it to both fans who are into the insider poo poo and casual fans without coming off like an annoying "no, THIS is actually a shoot, brother!" promo.

Also, Punk may have been sloppy, but the dude was amazing at storytelling in the ring and to brush it off as "well other people can probably do it" is pretty disingenuous.

AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

Endorph posted:

EDIT: I thought it was In Chicago. Instead it was In the General Vicinity of Chicago. Point stands though.

It's in Cook County, so it's really the Chicago area. I lived near Shed Aquarium at the time and my friends and I took public transport to get there for the show.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Breaking news wrestler nicknames not always truthful more on this story as it develops

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Yuriy posted:

Maybe a bit of hyperbole there but I don't think the guy is all that wrong :shrug:

If his point is that Punk is overrated and nowhere close to the best in the world then I don't disagree and had they given any one else decent the pipebomb promo I think it'd have worked just as well

the guy was basically saying "yeah punk was good on the mic but ANYONE can be good on the mic and yeah he was good at psychology but ANYONE can be good at that" and if you think that's hyperbole and not batshit crazy i don't know what to say.

pipe bomb promo aside..look at his work with the ses society and the jeff hardy feud and tell me just anyone on the roster can cut those promos, regardless if those are really "classic" angles or not. punk is overrated sometimes like lots of internet idols but nothing about his work, for almost all of his career, could be considered anything near "oh any other guy could work".

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

flashy_mcflash posted:

No one on earth was smoking more weed than me in the late 90's and I still hated Kronik. I think it's because they had what should've been a stoner gimmick with no indication of that in their actual characters at all.

Their promos were wall to wall weed puns.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Punk didn't have a ton of athleticism but he makes up for it in selling, psychology and having tons of babyface fire.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

MassRafTer posted:

Punk didn't have a ton of athleticism but he makes up for it in selling, psychology and having tons of babyface fire.

Randy Orton is the master of babyface fire.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shine posted:

Randy Orton is the master of babyface fire.

I see your Orton and raise you a Cena http://youtu.be/FNF5LFkcuMc

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Under the vegetable posted:

Their promos were wall to wall weed puns.

That's what I mean, that was the beginning and end of the gimmick. At least I believed that RVD was high all the time (because he was).

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

oatgan posted:

I see your Orton and raise you a Cena http://youtu.be/FNF5LFkcuMc

Didn't someone make a sitcom end credits gif with that?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

cm punk is one of the greatest of all time and i will not hear otherwise

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

cm punk is one of the greatest of all time and i will not hear otherwise

He's not even in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter Hall of Fame you mark

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


The argument that anyone could get a reaction with the pipe bomb promo is absurd because Punk came up with the promo. He wasn't handed the script; they were his words. That's like saying that the Rolling Stones weren't that great because anybody could have played "Satisfaction" and people would have liked it. It discounts the fact that the end product was the direct result of Punk's creative output.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 days!

Charles Gnarwin posted:

The argument that anyone could get a reaction with the pipe bomb promo is absurd because Punk came up with the promo. He wasn't handed the script; they were his words. That's like saying that the Rolling Stones weren't that great because anybody could have played "Satisfaction" and people would have liked it. It discounts the fact that the end product was the direct result of Punk's creative output.

No but you see, CM Punk walked out on WWE, therefore he sucks and has always sucked. :downs:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

oatgan posted:

He's not even in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter Hall of Fame you mark

Uh he actually is in the S.H.I.T.H.O.U.S.E , The only legit HOF please pay attention to your own show

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

I was trying to see what Molly Holly was up to these days and a quick Google sent me down an insane rabbit hole.

http://wwemollyholly.blogspot.com/
http://arrestnoragreenwald.blogspot.com/
http://teamcunt.blogspot.com/
http://knowthetruthng.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/MollyHollyCUNT

I think this is one person who has been posting these things for, like, five years now.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Little Mac posted:

I was trying to see what Molly Holly was up to these days and a quick Google sent me down an insane rabbit hole.

http://wwemollyholly.blogspot.com/
http://arrestnoragreenwald.blogspot.com/
http://teamcunt.blogspot.com/
http://knowthetruthng.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/MollyHollyCUNT

I think this is one person who has been posting these things for, like, five years now.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC69EE47098BEF01C

:stare:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Little Mac posted:

I was trying to see what Molly Holly was up to these days and a quick Google sent me down an insane rabbit hole.

http://wwemollyholly.blogspot.com/
http://arrestnoragreenwald.blogspot.com/
http://teamcunt.blogspot.com/
http://knowthetruthng.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/MollyHollyCUNT

I think this is one person who has been posting these things for, like, five years now.

Gonna need to get the name MOLLY HOLLY CULTIST SCAM

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

I am surprised this wasn't actually a Natalya theme from a few years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MImIDgxU-h0

DM Punk fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Sep 27, 2014

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Every once in a while I read Wrestlecrap because I like the current main writer guy Art O'Donnell as opposed to RD Reynolds, whose heart is in the right place, but his writing tends to be lame. So I stumbled upon an induction he wrote about Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff hugging when Bischoff debuted in WWE.

It came up in the Death of WCW book, saying that Vince hugging Bischoff was the same as burning a bunch of money. It seemed reasonable reading it there, but now I'm looking at this article where Reynolds is honed in on it a bit much and now I'm starting to wonder what the big problem is.

Okay, so Vince vs. Bischoff was the real rivalry during the Monday Night War. I get that. But would an after-the-fact feud between the two really amount to anything and be worth our time? Maybe in a vacuum, but we've already just suffered through the InVasion and the nWo. Would we really want another round of that? Another Vince-centric storyline where the wrestlers are in the background? Reynolds' argument is that with Bischoff they could have doubled-down on the InVasion and... yeah, that's making me realize that I'm totally okay with them just sidestepping that and moving on.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Molly Holly randomly paid for Beth Phoenix to go to wrestling school out of her own pocket, as a way of paying it forward, after having met her once for like ten minutes at a convention. Molly Holly is a saint, is what I'm saying, and that makes this all way more confusing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

TheJoker138 posted:

Molly Holly randomly paid for Beth Phoenix to go to wrestling school out of her own pocket, as a way of paying it forward, after having met her once for like ten minutes at a convention. Molly Holly is a saint, is what I'm saying, and that makes this all way more confusing.

And now Edge and Beth Phoenix have made what will become the greatest wrestler ever.

AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

TheJoker138 posted:

Molly Holly randomly paid for Beth Phoenix to go to wrestling school out of her own pocket, as a way of paying it forward, after having met her once for like ten minutes at a convention. Molly Holly is a saint, is what I'm saying, and that makes this all way more confusing.

Molly Holly is so nice that even New Jack likes her. She's like Bobby Eaton levels of nice. I have no idea what this guy's problem is.

EDIT: VVVV This is an excellent theory. VVVV

AmbassadorFriendly fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Sep 28, 2014

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

AmbassadorFriendly posted:

Molly Holly is so nice that even New Jack likes her. She's like Bobby Eaton levels of nice. I have no idea what this guy's problem is.
Hint: he wants to gently caress her but cant

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I feel like I want to file for a restraining order against this guy on her behalf. But she's probably gone and done that.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Gavok posted:

Every once in a while I read Wrestlecrap because I like the current main writer guy Art O'Donnell as opposed to RD Reynolds, whose heart is in the right place, but his writing tends to be lame. So I stumbled upon an induction he wrote about Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff hugging when Bischoff debuted in WWE.

It came up in the Death of WCW book, saying that Vince hugging Bischoff was the same as burning a bunch of money. It seemed reasonable reading it there, but now I'm looking at this article where Reynolds is honed in on it a bit much and now I'm starting to wonder what the big problem is.

Okay, so Vince vs. Bischoff was the real rivalry during the Monday Night War. I get that. But would an after-the-fact feud between the two really amount to anything and be worth our time? Maybe in a vacuum, but we've already just suffered through the InVasion and the nWo. Would we really want another round of that? Another Vince-centric storyline where the wrestlers are in the background? Reynolds' argument is that with Bischoff they could have doubled-down on the InVasion and... yeah, that's making me realize that I'm totally okay with them just sidestepping that and moving on.

It would've been heat though, and heat usually means money. I mean WWE handled everything poorly around that time, but they could've handled the Bischoff thing in a way that would've worked. Instead it sort of pretends it didn't really happen.

It would've been an after the fact feud, but it was one that a lot of fans would've known was based in reality. It wasn't even a thing for smart fans either. People knew who Bischoff was and where he came from.

I think that him walking on stage and slapping Vince instead of hugging him probably wouldn't have worked, but if they injected him into things earlier on and made it part of the invasion? Then I could see it working.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



DrVenkman posted:

but if they injected him into things earlier on and made it part of the invasion? Then I could see it working.

This is pretty much the entire problem with the invasion. They didn't want to pay big money for the big guys, from Bishoff to Goldberg, so none of it worked.

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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
When Bischoff first came into WWE, I thought he'd gradually turn Raw into Nitro until Vince got sick of it and they feuded. It's almost like they started going that way, when they moved the announce table back to the entranceway, but that was really it. I don't think the hug itself was the problem, it's that they never built off it in any way. The problem with Bischoff is that he rapidly became just another heel authority figure, despite the fact that he was doing some of the best character work of his career.

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