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Since we traveled in time, it is most likely a new day. So time to wake n bake. Smoke the dank imps.
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Toss them into the event horizon of the unstable gate and watch their heads disintegrate Stargate kawoosh-style. Why has the default response for every prompt in this LP suddenly become "throw it into the portal"?
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Sep 25, 2014 07:17
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Head butt their butt-shaped heads with your spiked-headed head.
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Sep 25, 2014 07:18
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If I remember correctly, New Game+++++++ allows you to use all of the special attacks that you learned in previous playthroughs. Light'em up with a good ol' KMHMHA.
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Sep 25, 2014 07:19
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nine-gear crow posted:Why has the default response for every prompt in this LP suddenly become "throw it into the portal"? Well, you're certainly not helping, mister. 
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Sep 25, 2014 07:22
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Ask them for directions to the nearest Dracula-looking motherfucker
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Sep 25, 2014 08:11
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Flee from them by using your special power to enter a parallel world.
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Sep 25, 2014 08:15
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> Tell them that you are the mighty magus who will lead them to victory against the vile humans
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Sep 25, 2014 08:29
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RUN AWAY!
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Sep 25, 2014 08:42
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Kill 4 of them. Worship the last one as your new deity.
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Sep 25, 2014 09:12
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Kidnap one and call it YMCHnine-gear crow posted:Toss them into the event horizon of the unstable gate and watch their heads disintegrate Stargate kawoosh-style. Last tabletop RPG I played, we encountered a portal kinda like this one. Everyone's first reaction was to start hucking things in it to see what happens. There's just some deeply primal urge in mankind that, when we see a portal, we just want to start tossing things in it because. Kaboom Dragoon fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Sep 25, 2014 |
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Sep 25, 2014 09:27
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Kgummy posted:Recruit them into your new, just now formed army.
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Sep 25, 2014 09:30
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Kill one in the most gruesome and inhumane way imaginable, so that the rest will follow your command unquestionably out of sheer terror.
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Sep 25, 2014 09:32
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Throw a pokeball at them.
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Sep 25, 2014 11:29
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You're no doubt hungry as gently caress by now. Eat at least one of them alive.
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Sep 25, 2014 14:04
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Forge them into a sort of key-like object.
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Sep 25, 2014 14:35
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HAVE SEX WITH THEM FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION.
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Sep 25, 2014 14:43
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Spin around really really fast. Then vomit.
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Sep 25, 2014 15:21
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Kgummy posted:Recruit them into your new, just now formed army. You can only have 4 party members so: Geemer posted:You're no doubt hungry as gently caress by now. Eat at least one of them alive. Eat 2x IMP and then subjugate the remaining 3.
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Sep 25, 2014 16:33
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 and do the one thing we haven't tried yet with the portals: hurry and throw one of the buttmans into the closing portal, see what happens when it closes with a buttman halfway through.Rexides posted:Kill one in the most gruesome and inhumane way imaginable, so that the rest will follow your command unquestionably out of sheer terror. This may be a valid follow-up, depending on the results.
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Sep 25, 2014 17:22
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Name them Goku
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Sep 25, 2014 18:18
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make them a buttman centipede and thenLord_Ventnor posted:Light'em up with a good ol' KMHMHA. right thrugh all their butts.
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Sep 25, 2014 19:04
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Fire a warning KMHMHA to show the buttmen GOKU means business, then force them to join your party. Rename them MARL, LUCA, ROBO, FROG, and AYLA.
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Sep 25, 2014 20:55
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Sit down with them and smoke a bowl. I'm sure they're just a little shocked that someone appeared out of thin air, if we discuss this rationally I'm sure we can make some valuable allies. Aww, who am I kidding? KMHMHA TIME
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Sep 25, 2014 20:55
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:There's just some deeply primal urge in mankind that, when we see a portal, we just want to start tossing things in it because.  It's very scientific Gildiss posted:Since we traveled in time, it is most likely a new day. So time to wake n bake. Smoke the dank imps. Do this. Priorities, man!
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Sep 25, 2014 21:18
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Build a GOKU with them
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Sep 26, 2014 01:14
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Gildiss posted:Since we traveled in time, it is most likely a new day. So time to wake n bake. Smoke the dank imps. You missed your morning crunk, you've gotta be craving by now. Smoke 'em.
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Sep 26, 2014 01:19
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Rexides posted:Kill one in the most gruesome and inhumane way imaginable, so that the rest will follow your command unquestionably out of sheer terror. Gildiss posted:Since we traveled in time, it is most likely a new day. So time to wake n bake. Smoke the dank imps. Materant posted:You missed your morning crunk, you've gotta be craving by now. Smoke 'em. You kill one of the imps in the most horrifying and inhumane way you can think off: by smoking them in a blunt.  Chrono Trigger OST - 600AD  However, because they are mindless peons, they cannot be coerced into following you. They will either attack you or flee in terror. They scream something about "Lord MAGS", it doesn't really make any sense to you. Lord_Ventnor posted:Light'em up with a good ol' KMHMHA. GorfZaplen posted:Aww, who am I kidding? KMHMHA TIME   Your attack takes care of all the imps in one swift blow. It also leaves a massive crater at the base of Mt. Erebor. The noise attracts a guard from Lean--only, it's not any guard you recognize.  It's some fellow in ancient Lean armour. The Blue Portal must've taken you back in time to the past! Back to Lean's medieval age! Goodness! The guard sees your handiwork and proclaims you to be some sort of wizard of light sent to defeat the Dark Lord MAGS. There seems to be some sort of problem at the castle involving Queen LEAN and he begs you follow him. Well, what does GOKU think?
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He Doesn't. Thinking is for people like Goku, before she got portalled. He Mindlessly follows like a sheep.
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Sep 26, 2014 02:38
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You should use your new status as a wizard of light to start a cult to worship you.
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Sep 26, 2014 02:43
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Dude, Goku just got blazed, and then a weird dude came up and told him he was a wizard? Follow our new friend to Hogwarts
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Choco1980 posted:Dude, Goku just got blazed, and then a weird dude came up and told him he was a wizard? Follow our new friend to Hogwarts Yes, and while doing this insist that the guard call you Hary . Everyone else will still call you by your rightful name of Goku.
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Sep 26, 2014 03:12
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Ok, what you do do doesn't matter as much as what you DON'T do. You are currently in the past. Avoid becoming your own great-great-great-great(ect) grandpa at all costs.
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Sep 26, 2014 03:13
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GOKU needs to go to the nearest tavern immediately and maintain his inebriated state so he has Maximum Fight Potential. Meanwhile, SWITCH TO GLASSES GOKU
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Sep 26, 2014 03:14
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Tuxedo Ted posted:You are currently in the past. Agreed 100%. Let's go court Queen Lean Cuisine and become our own ancestor.
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Sep 26, 2014 03:30
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Talk your way into the castle, bang the queen, become royalty retroactively. Rewrite History  .
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Sep 26, 2014 03:31
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Waffleman_ posted:Let's go court Queen Lean Cuisine and become our own ancestor. disjoint the timeline for fun and profit
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Waffleman_ posted:Agreed 100%. Let's go court Queen Lean Cuisine and become our own ancestor. We need to Cuck the King.
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Sep 26, 2014 04:26
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Realizing the repetitive, cyclical nature of the hero narrative, Goku seeks to change the destiny of the next generation...by displacing the Dark Lord Mags and building an evil regime based upon sensible policy, such as the immediate murder of all assistant pig-boys, the positive treatment of the oppressed minority groups, and a firm, no-nonsense training policy for today's evil henchman.
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Tell the guard that you come from the future and that you need his clothes. Then take them by force.
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