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uranus posted:ive not been paying attention ##vote uranus #FART
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Actually I can see Uranus being scum ##vote uranus
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Sep 30, 2014 17:51
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oh. ok. i'm not scum but i dont think i can meet my win condition anyway at this point. good luck friends. sorry ive lost interest in this game
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Sep 30, 2014 17:53
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uranus posted:oh. ok. i'm not scum but i dont think i can meet my win condition anyway at this point. good luck friends. sorry ive lost interest in this game So what, 3P?
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Sep 30, 2014 17:55
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Your Personal Muse posted:Actually I can see Uranus being scum ##vote uranus why?
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Sep 30, 2014 18:31
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uranis said to vote Byers only after Byers "died" the first time, which is mildly suspicious.
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Sep 30, 2014 18:32
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look you dont need to half rear end some fake reason to vote me, just go ahead im not fighting it.
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Sep 30, 2014 19:18
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uranus posted:look you dont need to half rear end some fake reason to vote me, just go ahead im not fighting it. Heres my half rear end fake reason for voting you, cause you're cool
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Sep 30, 2014 19:19
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thanks magnus 
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Sep 30, 2014 19:21
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uranus posted:thanks magnus FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Sep 30, 2014 19:25
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Sep 30, 2014 19:31
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is there any fan fiction about farts? i'd like to read it
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Sep 30, 2014 19:36
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there must be someone who tries to make farts erotic.
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Sep 30, 2014 19:36
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uranus posted:is there any fan fiction about farts? i'd like to read it I'm not going to check, but of course there is
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Sep 30, 2014 19:36
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uranus posted:oh. ok. i'm not scum but i dont think i can meet my win condition anyway at this point. good luck friends. sorry ive lost interest in this game ##vote uranus
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Sep 30, 2014 19:38
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maybe i'll write my own about kirby sucking up jaba the hutts farts
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Sep 30, 2014 19:40
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im going to dominate the market in kindle self pub fart fiction
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Sep 30, 2014 19:41
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Would that turn him into a Hutt, or a fart?
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Sep 30, 2014 19:41
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That's not a real fart, that dude is OBVIOUSLY just shooting CFC's out of a pressurized can in his off-screen hand. GOSH!
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Sep 30, 2014 19:44
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uranus posted:is there any fan fiction about farts? i'd like to read it ff.net posted:Jedi Council room, years before The Revenge of the Sith…
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Sep 30, 2014 20:06
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quote:Being a super heroine was difficult. Being a super heroine who could stretch was even more difficult, especially if you were a mother. Years could take a toll on your figure, as Mrs. Incredible would find out. Standing in front of a mirror after taking out the guards, Mrs. Incredible sighed as she looked at herself, seeing how big her butt was.
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Sep 30, 2014 20:08
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you wrote those didnt you
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Sep 30, 2014 20:16
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His general demeanor reminds me of when I was scum with him.
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Sep 30, 2014 20:31
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Why are the days so long in this game? Nothing happens for a solid four real life days every game day.
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Sep 30, 2014 20:33
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Magnus why did you vote for Uranus again when you already had a vote on him? I asked you to comment on the cases being made but instead you threw down a vote on Uranus and farted away. Did you forget you were already voting for him? Is it because you are scum?
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Sep 30, 2014 20:40
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The Mario Saga Chapter the Second: The Princess and the Toad Mayor Toad had not chosen an easy life for himself. The campaign leading up to his landslide victory against Yoshi had been a hell of a party, but it turned out that the actual administration of the Mushroom Kingdom was anything but. Today had been worse than usual. The Kingdom was quickly running out of finances; nobody knew who had been breaking into the kingdoms airborne caches and taking all of their precious gold coins, so he assigned Sheriff Wario to lead the investigation. In the meantime, some ruffian had gone around smashing up all of the Kingdom’s brick cubes, so not only did Mayor Toad have to find the resources to replace them, he also had to deal with the millions of brick shards littering the streets. Additionally, he had been fielding complaints from goombas and plumbers alike that the Sewer Pipe Transport System was in desperate need of repair and, ideally, regular maintenance. Weary and forlorn, Mayor Toad did his best to keep the politician’s smile on his face as he drove his kart home. Though his heart was heavy, the demeanor of a toadstool was never to betray any sense of inner despair, so he grinned and waved at his Mushroom constituents as he passed them by. As he finally passed the threshold of his front door and into his domain of respite, he hung his mayor tie up on the coatrack and bounced happily to the kitchen to fix himself a nice, stiff drink. He had barely just sat down in his easy chair when there was a loud rapping on his door. Toad sighed, left his whiskey on a side table, and went to open the door. Much to his surprise, it was his Niece Toad. As a mayor, he was a very busy man, and as a nurse, she was a very busy girl as well. He rarely saw her outside of the weekends, but he loved her dearly and hers was one of the only faces he was ever truly delighted to see. This time, his toad grin was genuine. “Come in, come in! Have a seat, my girl! May I get you something to drink?” “No, I…can I talk to you about something?” “Of course! Have a seat!” Toad took his drink back in hand, and enjoyed a long, slow sip as he returned to his easy chair. “So,” he continued, “What’s on your mind?” “Uncle Toad…what do you think about Mario? Truly?” “Our hero? His princess was always in another castle, but he never gave up. He persevered, and he saved us all. The Kingdom will be forever grateful and indebted to him for the risks he took on our behalf, and the Princess is indeed lucky to have a hero by her side.” Nurse Toad smiled. “I agree. I like Mario a lot. What about Luigi?” “Hmm,” Toad pondered, “He’s a nice enough fellow, competent enough, I suppose. It must be difficult for him living in his brother’s shadow all the time, but he does the best he can. He is jovial, and a productive member of our Kingdom.” He paused for a moment. “Why are you asking me this?” Nurse Toad took a deep breath, her heart pounding so hard she feared it might jump straight out of her chest. Once she said the words, she could never take them back. She couldn’t deny her secret hope to destroy the union of Peach with Mario. If she was the one who brought the truth forward, if for once, somebody saved Mario himself from the evil clutches of a lying whore, maybe Mario would recognize her, and maybe… She felt a sudden warmth and throbbing between her legs, and was steeled with firm resolve. “As you may be aware, our hero has once again saved the day, and he is laid up in hospital, rife with injuries.” “Yes,” the mayor nodded, “Yet another debt we owe him.” “And of course, his brother and the Princess are both around. He thinks it’s so they may lend him their support, but…” “…yes?” “but i was in the hallway and i saw them cumming out of a closet and peaches hair was all messed up and i went in the closet and it smelled like loving and there was sex mess all over our hospital stuff and oh god uncle i don’t know what to do the princess is boning our heroes brother and i had to tell you i didn't no wat else to do” Mayor Toad’s eyes widened. His niece was never like this. Could it be? Could the Princess truly be cucking the great hero? He took another sip of whiskey and leaned forward. “You seem distraught. Are you absolutely sure of what you saw?” “yah” And the mayor thought his day couldn’t get any worse. “Well, thank you for coming to me about this. It was the right thing to do. I will take the appropriate steps to deal with this. In the meantime, please keep this to yourself. If word spreads, there’s no saying what damage may be done to the fabric of the Mushroom Kingdom.” “ok” Nurse Toad wasn’t sure she’d be able to keep that promise. If her uncle called in Peach and Luigi, Mario might notice their absence. He might have some questions, and she might have some answers. He might be in need of a woman’s touch and comfort… —- Mayor Toad wasn’t sure if cucks’ counseling would be better or worse than his usual day, but today he was going to find out. He had summoned Luigi to has office at 10am, presumably to talk about the repairs to be made to the Sewers. To his surprising relief, the conversation was productive and Luigi’s expertise was very helpful. At 10:30, he took a call from his secretary. “Yes, we’re ready,” he said. With her guards swinging open the double doors of the mayor’s office before her, and a great long carpet rolling into the office to protect her dainty royal feet from the dirty floors of the proletariat, Princess Peach glided into the office, positively glowing from a morning of dirty, dirty luigi sex. “Mayor Toad, I got your message. Is everything all right?” “Have a seat, please.” Peach did as she was told. Mayor Toad motioned towards Luigi.” I believe you are acquainted with this man?” “Why yes, of course! That’s my dearest Mario’s brother, Luigi! Don’t you know him.” Mayor Toad furrowed his brow. “My Princess, how deeply would you say you’re acquainted with this man?” “Well, he is my brother-in-law.” The mayor cleared his throat. “Do you spend time together when Mario’s not around? Say, when he’s stuck in the hospital after a long and difficult mission?” “Well, sometimes, I mean-“ “And what exactly is that you do when you’re alone with this man, your husband’s brother?” Peach huffed as Luigi cut in. “What-are you trying say to the princess-a?” “I am trying to say that I know what you two are up to, and it is to end immediately.” “I have-a no ide-a what you-are talking about!” “Luigi,” the mayor leaned forward, mustering the sternest look he could, “The only thing worse than cucking your own brother, our Kingdom’s hero, is lying about it. You could be sent straight to the dungeons for that.” “How dare you!” Peach shot straight up. “As princess of this Kingdom, I order you to-“ “As Princess of this Kingdom, you wield no actual power. How do you think your father, our King, will react when I tell him about what you’ve done? How ashamed do you think he will be when he finds out that his own daughter, the Princess, has cucked and disgraced and embarrassed the hero who saved us all, who protects us all? What will he do to you when he learns that your royal womb has been soiled and spoiled by the babyjuice of another?” Peach stared blankly at Mayor Toad, suddenly terrified. “You are to cut all contact with each other. You are neither to see each other nor speak to each other unless Mario is with you. If you are seen together without our hero, I trust you know how grave the consequences will be. Peach, you may leave first, as I have important business to discuss with Luigi.” Peach began to cry. “This is so unfair! You can’t do this!” “I can.” Mayor Toad’s face betrayed no emotion. “You may leave now.” Peach sobbed uncontrollably as she walked her royal carpet back out of the mayor’s office.
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soscannonballs posted:Magnus why did you vote for Uranus again when you already had a vote on him? I asked you to comment on the cases being made but instead you threw down a vote on Uranus and farted away. Did you forget you were already voting for him? Is it because you are scum? It's because this game is a joke and I have no clue where I can find a solid page of serious posts by which to actually try and make reads on people
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Sep 30, 2014 20:54
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That is drat good Prop. At first the mario references just kept building, i broke up laughing once Mayor Toad "drove his kart home." my my... I do hope Peach and Luigi will take mayor toad's orders seriously.
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Sep 30, 2014 21:07
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I am very excited to see where this story is going.
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Sep 30, 2014 21:51
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Uranus can you tell us what is your win con is?
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Sep 30, 2014 22:06
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##vote fart A good vote.
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Sep 30, 2014 22:31
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##vote merk
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Sep 30, 2014 22:33
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Rarity posted:##vote fart scum vote right here
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Sep 30, 2014 22:34
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merk posted:##vote merk Don't quit mafia plz
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Sep 30, 2014 22:38
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Asiina posted:scum vote right here It's good because farts smell.
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Sep 30, 2014 22:48
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i cant believe it took until now for me to get fart as a votefinder alias
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Sep 30, 2014 22:53
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Rarity do you have a post restriction?
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Sep 30, 2014 22:57
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Asiina posted:Rarity do you have a post restriction? If that restriction is being amazing then yes.
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Sep 30, 2014 22:57
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##vote fart
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Rarity posted:If that restriction is being amazing then yes. Why are you acting so different this game? Tell me your secrets.
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Sep 30, 2014 22:59
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