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PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord

El Gar posted:

aww yiss nothin cuter than kids and cats

waifu just sent me a pic



apparently this is their thing now :)

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El Gar
Apr 12, 2007

Hey Trophy...

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

yup

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



:lol:

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD

How long till Log makes her own Hey Tofhy video

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
requesting a yospos kitten-haver do the same as this:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

haha hell yea

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
here is a helpful tip on how to find your cat if it's missing in your home:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuafsR-URbE

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
hi woody




I can't pee without having him climb into my pants and try to attack my pants or cuddle with my leg. I miss being able to pee alone. :(

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

mod sassinator posted:

here is a helpful tip on how to find your cat if it's missing in your home:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuafsR-URbE

howtobasic really has calmed down

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Grape Soda posted:

hi woody




I can't pee without having him climb into my pants and try to attack my pants or cuddle with my leg. I miss being able to pee alone. :(

maybe close the bathroom door

Hamboning
May 2, 2010

Portals posted:

maybe close the bathroom door

yeah, death yowls and paws grasping under the door is way better

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

im enjoying all these recent pretty mommy posts thanks for the updates fork bomb
yeah same

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Grape Soda posted:

hi woody




I can't pee without having him climb into my pants and try to attack my pants or cuddle with my leg. I miss being able to pee alone. :(

bother him when he's peeing that'll show him

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

reminder

Funhilde posted:

Elmer's gnome lederhosen.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

do your cats make TOO MUCH NOISE?!

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
only at breakfast/dinnertime!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Grape Soda posted:

hi woody




I can't pee without having him climb into my pants and try to attack my pants or cuddle with my leg. I miss being able to pee alone. :(

don't drop your pants to pee problem solved

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LFTlyzO6ow

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Grape Soda posted:

hi woody




I can't pee without having him climb into my pants and try to attack my pants or cuddle with my leg. I miss being able to pee alone. :(

you say that, but many years from now when he's gone every time you sit down to pee you'll miss him being there ;)

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

im enjoying all these recent pretty mommy posts thanks for the updates fork bomb

I got to meet Pretty Mommy IRL. She's really sweet. We had cuddles.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

PierreTheMime posted:

waifu just sent me a pic



apparently this is their thing now :)

I've been getting weepy about kids all day. This is seriously just so much cute. :3:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

me irl

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

how ya doin' baron?



all right then.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

legit

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Funhilde posted:

I got to meet Pretty Mommy IRL. She's really sweet. We had cuddles.

i SAW those posts and was like 'no way thats the ici'

:mad:

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat


same

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Farecoal posted:

bother him when he's peeing that'll show him

every time i pull the litterbox to scoop it, fingal jumps in and pops a squat right in front of me


i think after a point it's just showing off

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

every time i pull the litterbox to scoop it, fingal jumps in and pops a squat right in front of me


i think after a point it's just showing off
please post the shithead

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

every time i pull the litterbox to scoop it, fingal jumps in and pops a squat right in front of me


i think after a point it's just showing off

That really seems like a boy cat thing, because every Tom I've had, fixed or not, immediately uses the box to pee as soon as I'm done cleaning the litter.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

Kwyndig posted:

That really seems like a boy cat thing, because every Tom I've had, fixed or not, immediately uses the box to pee as soon as I'm done cleaning the litter.

ditto from another tom-having slave

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


sadie will sometimes hop in after I clean the box but she doesn't use it. just being a cat.

El Gar
Apr 12, 2007

Hey Trophy...

you better believe trophy uses the litter box the moment i clean it

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

hey trophy




hey

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

iiiiiiit's trophy.

the trophster.

trophy trophy mo mophie banana fanna fo fophie, me mi mo mophie.

trophy.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

graph posted:

i SAW those posts and was like 'no way thats the ici'

:mad:

Yeah. I got Ici cuddles too.

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Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!
calicos are like pumpkin spice latte cattes

or something

in any case they cattes

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