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 Welcome friends! Once more Lordsuga has gathered a rich selection of arseholes, yes-men, lickspittles and media whores to entertain us with  Bianca Miller, 25, Owner – Personal Branding Company +ve: Hard on herself rather than her colleagues -ve: Excessively large forehead ?ve: Oprah Winfrey is her role model  Chiles Cartwright, 35, Company Director +ve: Black belt in karate -ve: Might well be boringly competent ?ve: Lives in Shropshire  Daniel Lassman, 27, Owner – Pub Quiz Company +ve: Doesn't rate Roy Keane as a footballer -ve: Likes “banter” and “practical jokes” ?ve: Seriously, a pub quiz company?  Ella Jade Bitton, 23, Business Management Graduate +ve: “Innovative”, “Hardworking”, “Ambitious” -ve: You don't actually have any business experience, do you? ?ve: So very, very naïve  Felipe Alviar-Baquero, 34, Lawyer +ve: Look at that beautiful goddam name -ve: Looks like a politician ?ve: One of top 100 Colombians as elected by the government???  James Hill, 26, Multiple Business Owner +ve: Hard-luck life story suited for the Final 5 special -ve: Overexciteable ?ve: Self-described Del Boy  Jemma Bird, 26, Operational Manager +ve: ... -ve: ... ?ve: ...Well ok then.  Katie Bulmer-Cooke, 28, Fitness Entrepeneur +ve: Never studied business, doesn't know jargon -ve: Sucks up to Karren Brady in her bio ?ve: That blouse looks like it's infected  Lauren Riley, 29, Solicitor +ve: Designated Totty -ve: Designated Totty ?ve: Regrets not travelling to SE Asia before it got commercialised   Lindsay Booth, 30, Owner – Swimming Academy +ve: Opportunities for water puns -ve: Best business skill is... remembering stuff ?ve: Reverts to actress Lindy Booth in a Google image search  Mark Wright, 24, Sales Manager – Digital Marketing +ve: He's the arrogant cockbag one! -ve: Business experience likely limited to updating his Facebook ?ve: Has not appeared in even one episode of TOWIE  Nurun Ahmed, 37, Marketing Officer and Fashion Retailer +ve: Religious diversity -ve: Blatant sharkbait ?ve: “Spicy”  Pamela Uddin, 23, Assistant Brand Manager +ve: Highest words-to-thoughts ratio of any candidate -ve:  ”Creative” ?ve: I am very jealous of her hair  Robert Goodwin, 25, Marketing Manager +ve: He's also the arrogant cockbag one! -ve: Pubebeard ?ve: Moonlights as a 60-year old MP?  Roisin Hogan, 32, Accoutant +ve: Irish accent -ve: Arrogant veneer probably hides boring competence ?ve: I originally typoed accountant as arrogant, wtf?  Sanjay Sood-Smith, 27, Senior Manager – Banking +ve: Hates people who lack self-awareness -ve: Lacks self-awareness ?ve: The “good-looking” one  Sarah Dales, 32, Former PA +ve: Jaw made of iron -ve: Likes going to “high end places” and “private members clubs” ?ve: Also a hypnotherapist   Scott McCulloch, 25, Clinical Development Strategist +ve: He's also also the arrogant cockbag one! -ve: Proud of bollocking a VP in front of the people who work for him ?ve: No seriously, this guy is an absolute shithead   Solomon Akhtar, 23, Technology Entrepeneur +ve: Tom Pellereau 2.0 -ve: “Overenthusiastic” ?ve: I've been assured by Taff that Solomon is actually forums poster Paperhouse, but he's unable to talk about his time on the show till the series ends due to signing an NDA  Steven Ugoalah, 29, Social Worker +ve: He's also also also the arrogant cockbag one! -ve: But he's a social worker, that's not even a business job what? ?ve: Would literally be excellent on Mars 
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Whoa the foreheads on the first 2 are immense
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Oct 10, 2014 18:34
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Andre Le Fuckface posted:Whoa the foreheads on the first 2 are immense As the proud owner of a shiny five-head I can only say one thing. "Woah! That's a big forehead"
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Oct 10, 2014 18:37
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Scott looks like his face is melting and sliding off the front of his head.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:18
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I am already all about Solomon. Chiles Cartwright +ve: CHILES CARTWRIGHT It's Myles Mordaunt all over again.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:38
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I wonder which Apprentice candidate from years past is doing worst right now
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Oct 10, 2014 19:40
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gorki posted:I wonder which Apprentice candidate from years past is doing worst right now Katie Hopkins? No hang on she's saying the worst.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:44
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I'm not impressed with this OP. Wheres the links to the candidate introduction video.
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Oct 10, 2014 20:25
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The Big Taff Man posted:I'm not impressed with this OP. Wheres the links to the candidate introduction video. Do you want professional journalism or a scantily clad woman in her underthings? You don't get both 
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Oct 10, 2014 20:31
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Watching all the videos on the website now Bianca - Awful, boring. Chiles - Possible Winner. Seems confident and sensible. Daniel - "I will outsell them, I will outclass them, and I will beat them by being me" - this guys video is by far the best. 100% he will use the "Im like you Sir Alun" line Ella - "I dont need a sentance, Im Me, and thats who I am". Rubbish Felipe - Talks about himself in 3rd person at the start. Brilliant. "I was voted in the top 100 Columbians in 2012, which was good because I was among people like Shakira" Jimmy Hill - "I AM HIM WHEN HE WAS MY AGE". Nickname is Del Boy. Lol I hate this guy. Hes definately using the I'm like you line. Jemma - looks much better in video than her pic. I really like her but shes a dumb blonde. Katie - Reminds me of Charlotte from Geordie Shore. Lauren - Unattractive and I hate her voice. Why the gently caress does Rarity think shes totty? Seems a right cow. Hope she fucks off early Lindsay - Her make up is weird in her video. Compares herself to Shugs. Says shes hates chauvenistic men. My 2nd most hated after Lauren right now. Also theres spelling mistakes in her Bio and they spell her name two different ways and its annoyed me Will watch the rest in a bit
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Oct 10, 2014 20:59
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Mark Wright - A bigger wanker than the real Mark Wright. I hate this guy. Nurun - Awful. She'll get overrun by the dominant women. Pamela - Shes my favourite of the women so far. But describing herself as bubbly annoyed me Robert - What a posh oval office. If you dont hate him within 15 seconds of his video starting then youre a better man than me. Wanted to stab myself in the eyes watching this one. It gets worse as it goes on Roisin - Nicks going to love her. I think I do too. My new favourite woman. Sanjay - loving HELL HES MORE HATEABLE THAN ROBERT Sarah - She could sell ice to Eskimos. I hate her. loving hell why are there so many hateable contestants Scott - My girlfriend was sat behind me while I was watching these and when Scotts video started "A funny thing about me is I was the only boy in my primary school to volunteer for the talent show, and I sang Wet Wet Wet" and she said "you love him already dont you" AND YES I DO Solomon - Will get overrun by the men. Hes a candidate for week 1 elimination. Really annoying because he talks with his hands. Steven - "I was the only social worker in the arctic" - I have no clue what to make of this guy. I think I hate him. Actually the last 15 seconds hes so unbelievably camp that yes, I hate him My favourites from the video - Pamela, Roisin, Daniel, Scott. BUT I'm picking Chiles as my winner.
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Oct 10, 2014 21:14
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The Big Taff Man posted:Solomon - Will get overrun by the men. Hes a candidate for week 1 elimination. Really annoying because he talks with his hands. Tim Stillwell was the same last year and he went out week 2. He was also kind of adorable so I don't hold out much hope for Solomon. The kid's either the next Tim or the next Tom. If he's as nice as he seems in his interview he'll be eaten alive. But gosh. The Big Taff Man posted:Robert - What a posh oval office. If you dont hate him within 15 seconds of his video starting then youre a better man than me. Wanted to stab myself in the eyes watching this one. It gets worse as it goes on  There is notably no Jason this year, but I think Jason was generally a brilliant one-off. The eyebrows are disappointingly boring in this lot. e: loving hell, the ears on the other hand... eating only apples fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Oct 10, 2014 |
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Oct 10, 2014 21:21
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The start of Sanjays video is him talking about how attractive he is. I'm still irritated. He's the new Syed
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Oct 10, 2014 21:24
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What kind of a name is Chiles? You can have Charles or Giles, idiot parents
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Oct 10, 2014 21:51
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"You're foired" -Lord Sugar, to most of the contestants.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:11
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What does +/-ve mean?
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Oct 10, 2014 22:33
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Chiles "Chiles Cartwright" Cartwright to win, and blind all other contestants with that big ol' loving melon. That, or just sticking that dome into the bridge of Sanjay's nose.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:49
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The Apprentice. Finally. I've been waiting for this for what feels like almost a year. I just watched the candidate interviews. And I have to say it's gotta be Steven for me. He's the best. The best. The best. There's nobody better than him. Nobody, nobody. Nobody. He's the best at what he does. People talk these bits and bobs, but he delivers. In minus 50, AND plus 10. He's gonna win, we all know. Lord Sugar's gonna love him. What's there not to love?
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Oct 10, 2014 23:19
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Wingon posted:In minus 50, AND plus 10. WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?!
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Oct 10, 2014 23:50
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Rarity posted:WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?! Wow the op doesnt even watch the candidate videos. Shame this thread has turned into such a sham *scribbles in notebook*
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Oct 11, 2014 00:00
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Rarity posted:WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?! As in temperature? So he'll do business whether it's a bit nippy, or instant frostbite. Can he do warm weather at all?
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Oct 11, 2014 00:07
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Were I the BBC, I would be advertising this series with a tasteful teaser poster of a tiny Emirati flag draped over a box on wheels against a black background. That's just me though. And I'm pessimistic that this series will hit the absurd highs of the last one.
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Oct 11, 2014 00:10
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Wahey!! So happy this is back on. can't wait for the ensuing madness!
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Oct 11, 2014 00:13
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i am Bridge Cafe 
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Oct 11, 2014 00:52
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I used to go past the Bridge Cafe every time I walked to the cinema when I was a kid. It always warms my cockles to see it, especially since it was literally never open ever.
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Oct 12, 2014 03:23
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Are there usually so many contestants?  I am guessing the last episode is going to be just before Christmas?
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Oct 14, 2014 00:34
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More than usualy, but Lord Sugar is probably just going to have a massacre episode where he takes out like 5
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Oct 14, 2014 14:12
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Not going to be able to watch the first episode live tonight, so I'll have to catch up before tomorrow night.
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Oct 14, 2014 15:33
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Devol_Tettran posted:Not going to be able to watch the first episode live tonight, so I'll have to catch up before tomorrow night. Ooh, that reminds me, does anyone have a link to Apprentice Bingo? I'll have to print it out before I leave work. Tonight is the only time I'm going to get a chance to watch live. drat choir also happening on Wednesdays.
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Oct 14, 2014 15:37
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Maud Moonshine posted:Ooh, that reminds me, does anyone have a link to Apprentice Bingo? I'll have to print it out before I leave work. Tonight is the only time I'm going to get a chance to watch live. drat choir also happening on Wednesdays.  Ask and ye shall receive! Didn't somebody make one that auto-generated?? This is the only one I have. I am at Drawing Club tonight till 9 so will probably catch the last half hour or so, but won't be live-posting I don't think. Leaving early to 'Watch the Apprentice' might not go down too well! :/
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Oct 14, 2014 16:31
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Looks like only 4 posters had the sheer balls to put their reputations on the line and pick their winners pre episode 1 eating only apples - Solomon The Big Taff Man - Chiles Hijo Del Helmsley - Chiles Wingon - Steven No one picks a woman to win, which is interesting because stats say a woman will win this season.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:42
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Sarah Dales will win The Apprentice Season 10
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Oct 14, 2014 16:51
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Paperhouse will win
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Oct 14, 2014 16:55
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rear end cobra posted:Sarah Dales will win The Apprentice Season 10 drat I was going to pick her, ok I'll go for erm....Jemma Bird , that saucy looking one.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:02
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Rondette posted:
Thank you kindly!
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Oct 14, 2014 17:06
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Ugh, just found out the team names.... the lads have picked 'Summit' and the ladies 'Decadence'. Really?!?!?
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Oct 14, 2014 17:13
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Pre-Ep1 prediction: Chiles will win. Or maybe Roisin. Slash fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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Oct 14, 2014 17:20
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Rondette posted:
talking about Nick perving, he is awful for making innuendos out of everything on Countdown 
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Oct 14, 2014 17:42
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Rondette posted:Ask and ye shall receive! Didn't somebody make one that auto-generated?? This is the only one I have. Automagic bingo card, you can make suggestions and I'll add them to the draw. Looking forward to this, schadenfreude at its best. 
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Rondette posted:Ask and ye shall receive! Didn't somebody make one that auto-generated?? This is the only one I have. Is this still the link to Nettle Soup's auto generating one? Ninja E: Checked the UK TV thread. Yes, yes it is. And beaten!
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