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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Parlett316 posted:

Rocky Balboa. Now answer my question.

Godzilla.

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Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Parlett316 posted:

Rocky Balboa. Now answer my question.
Payback

cams
Mar 28, 2003


OPINION FIIIIIIIIGHT

*throws yogurt*

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Ocean's 11.

Ben Hur.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

I guess that's the standard bearer. Hollywood is hosed.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

Cage posted:

Payback

gently caress. True Grit. Suck it.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Parlett316 posted:

gently caress. True Grit. Suck it.

Batman Begins.

Dredd.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton
Now we are going by the same characters different actors. So is one of the chicks going to be Bridgette Spengler? Jack Black can play Janine

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Parlett316 posted:

Give me a list of reboot/remakes that were good

Scarface
Batman Begins
Oceans 11
The Departed

Comedy remakes are universally awful though.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


This is a really intelligent discussion going on.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

cams posted:

This is a really intelligent discussion going on.

I want my goddamn Little Women remake starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. It's a comedy/drama where two hapless bachelors are pursued and pursuing little women.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Let me guess, Tina Fey will be the Egon girl.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Parlett316 posted:

Ray calling Slimer a revolting blob offends the truly revolting blobs.

"Disgusting blob" (and "ugly little spud").

:goonsay:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Cast Melissa McCarthy as Slimer. Boom. Problem solved.

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

porkfriedrice posted:

Let me guess, Tina Fey will be the Egon girl.

You kidding? She's a Venkman :allears:

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008

quote:

Melissa McCarthy

Ugh, please no :sigh:

quote:

Kristen Wiig

Gah, lord jesus :cry:

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


I don't have much interest in a reboot of Ghostbusters, but Amy Poehler would be perfect for playing Ray.

Having the film as a sequel and not a reboot would actually introduce more story possibilities. Imagine a world where it is proved that ghosts are real, and we have the technology to catch and study them. The Ghostbusters would have become a massive corporation, with franchises worldwide. Like any big corporation it has become stuck in its ways and thinks it knows the best way of doing things. Introduce our new team, who are running a struggling franchise because they don't play by the usual rules. The fact they do things differently means they uncover a threat, others don't believe them and when it's finally proven to be real dismiss them from being involved in the solution. The new team saves the day, are celebrated, cue cameo from one or more of the old cast and roll on the sequel(s).

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
I think my python with a reboot is that the original was really a lightening in the bottle moment. It was a big budget blockbuster film with huge special effects while also being a fun and inventive comedy. I just don't know if a remake can capture what made the original Ghostbusters.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I am gonna say it, I liked Melissa McCarthy in The Heat. The movie looked like an absolute train wreck, and in a lot of ways it was, but on a really base level, watching her yell and swear and say filthy poo poo was legitimately enjoyable.

That kind of angry character being recruited by some bookish scientists to help them fight ghosts with the equipment they built? I'm not saying it's poetry, but I'd be fine with it.

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008

Kevyn posted:

Scarface
Batman Begins
Oceans 11
The Departed

Comedy remakes are universally awful though.

The Thing (1982)
Batman '89
The Amazing Spider-Man
Dredd
Goldeneye
Casino Royale ('06)
Desperado
The Magnificent Seven
The Punisher ('04)
The Punisher: War Zone
The Incredible Hulk
Riddick

Do you also want successful tv show to film reboots? Or Shakespeare adaptations?

More important: If they won't have to original characters are they gonna keep the car?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Of all the successful remakes posted, how many are "like the original...but all women!"?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

The Merkinman posted:

Of all the successful remakes posted, how many are "like the original...but all women!"?

How many films period are all women?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

computer parts posted:

How many films period are all women?

Bingo.

Now shut up with this fascinating discussion of "X reboots are good, y reboots are bad."

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Melissa McCarthy is actually really good at physical comedy, and absolutely atrocious in the "haha fat girl did something outrageous" type of comedy she is normally in. Gilmore Girls is the first thing McCarthy did of note, and they managed to do her justice, by making her character very sweet, but excitable and accident-prone. I could see that working really well in the Louis Tully-type role, though it would get pretty grating making her one of the top four.

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Vargo posted:

Bingo.

Now shut up with this fascinating discussion of "X reboots are good, y reboots are bad."

Oh so it has to be all women just to fill some sjw quota, OK.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The Merkinman posted:

Oh so it has to be all women just to fill some sjw quota, OK.

And where's my White History Month?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Jack Gladney posted:

And where's my White History Month?

Of the rumored cast, none are African American. I guess they either can't make the movie or need to cast one, right?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Will there be a lady Slimer: y/n?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Merkinman posted:

Of the rumored cast, none are African American. I guess they either can't make the movie or need to cast one, right?

You realize you're literally inventing arguments and then being angry at them right?

Like, what the gently caress does it matter what gender the ghostbusters are? It's been clear for ages now we were literally never going to get the original busters together again, so what does it matter what gender the reboot cast is?

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Dont Akyroyd and Murray still have veto power over this? I can see Murray not giving a poo poo but why would Akyroyd want this horrible idea to go through?

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

Tatum Girlparts posted:

You realize you're literally inventing arguments and then being angry at them right?

Like, what the gently caress does it matter what gender the ghostbusters are? It's been clear for ages now we were literally never going to get the original busters together again, so what does it matter what gender the reboot cast is?

The cast can be all loving monkeys as long as they stay true to the original movies characters and plots.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Parlett316 posted:

The cast can be all loving monkeys as long as they stay true to the original movies characters and plots.

They should just make a movie based on that other Ghostbusters franchise where one of them actually was a monkey.

Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.

zVxTeflon posted:

Dont Akyroyd and Murray still have veto power over this? I can see Murray not giving a poo poo but why would Akyroyd want this horrible idea to go through?

Thats the million dollar question. Murray is open to the idea as of that press junket for St. Vincent/or was it the TIFF event?, Aykroyd hasn't commented publicly on the all female ghostbusters idea that I know of. Though one would assume that Reitman stepping down means he's in for whatever Sony wants, and who knows whats up with Ramis' portion of the controlling interests-- if Ramis' portion of ownership is aligned with Sony then it doesn't matter what Aykroyd thinks.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Cemetry Gator posted:

I think my python problem with a reboot is that the original was really a lightening in the bottle moment. It was a big budget blockbuster film with huge special effects while also being a fun and inventive comedy. I just don't know if a remake can capture what made the original Ghostbusters.

This post made little sense until I realized this word was the python problem.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

zVxTeflon posted:

Dont Akyroyd and Murray still have veto power over this? I can see Murray not giving a poo poo but why would Akyroyd want this horrible idea to go through?

It is believed they do not. Sony has taken the position that Murray gave up his right to veto the project by refusing to read GB3 (so he hasn't explicitly rejected it -- Sony says this was tacit approval), and because this is a total reboot they don't have to go through Aykroyd.

The funniest thing to me is if this were the tipping point that made Murray say, "What the hell, I'll do it." The meltdown from Aykroyd and Reitman and Hudson would be incredible.

"YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT FIFTEEN YEARS AGO! YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE HAROLD DIED!"

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Timby posted:

The funniest thing to me is if this were the tipping point that made Murray say, "What the hell, I'll do it." The meltdown from Aykroyd and Reitman and Hudson would be incredible.

"YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT FIFTEEN YEARS AGO! YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE HAROLD DIED!"

I honestly wouldn't be surprised in the least if he shows up in it. Seems like something that would be a Bill Murray thing to do.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Outrage is understandable when you take into account that the libertarian original is being 'given to' minorities who haven't 'earned it.'

roffels
Jul 27, 2004

Yo Taxi!

Bill Murray should play the mayor, or a bureaucratic rear end in a top hat.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
My anger is more at this being a reboot than the all-women thing. Aisha Tyler, Amy Poehler, maybe Tina Fey or Isla Fisher, we've got something.

But add me to the no Melissa McCarthy bandwagon. I just don't find her funny.


(Oh, and put Jon Hamm in the Sigourney Weaver type role. That's a loving movie right there.)

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

roffels posted:

Bill Murray should play the mayor, or a bureaucratic rear end in a top hat.

I'd like to see David Margulies be the only returning actor from the original movies, inexplicably still the mayor of New York thirty years later.

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