The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Orange drink? What do you, live with your mama?

She'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang. :rolleyes:

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward.

"Goons mating on dining room table"?!

# ? Oct 14, 2014 23:57

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward.

I've got to find a replacement goon that won't outshine me.

Perhaps if I searched the goon evaluations for the word [types] "disheveled"...

[computer reports: 714 matches found]

714 names? Better be more specific. [keeps typing] "malnourished", "filthy", "confused", "socially awkward"

[computer searches, then reports: 714 matches found]

Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Spectacle Rock.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:31

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Jerusalem posted:

Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward.

I don't like being in this thread Jerusalem. For one thing, there are too many fat goons.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:42

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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MondayHotDog posted:

Orange drink? What do you, live with your mama?

I have many issues with my beloved smother -- mother!

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Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Martytoof, I don't want you driving through tunnels. You know what that symbolizes.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:24

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I don't like being in this thread Jerusalem. For one thing, there are too many fat goons.

Just more of me to love, honey.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:27

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I don't like being in this thread Jerusalem. For one thing, there are too many fat goons.

Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:43

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

The secret ingredient is salt.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:07

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

She'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.

Hello, is this President Clinton? ... Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang around here, it'd be you.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:38

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Martytoof posted:

I have many issues with my beloved smother -- mother!

We had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I keep screeching and SCREECHING at him but...

# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:16

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

Hello, is this President Clinton? ... Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang around here, it'd be you.

...Shut up!

Can't believe how long I went without getting the Tang joke.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:22

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Nouvelle Vague posted:

I don't like being in this thread Jerusalem. For one thing, there are too many fat goons.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:33

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:40

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Alright... fat chicks for some, miniature American flags for others! :911:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:54

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright... fat chicks for some, miniature American flags for others!

Lousy mooching fat chick war widows! :argh:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 06:58

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward.

You�re nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:00

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

You�re nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads!

Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. You just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:14

FanofPortals: Sep 22, 2006; BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

CatchrNdRy posted:

You�re nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads!

What's to explain? He's an idiot!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:36

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright... fat chicks for some, miniature American flags for others!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:38

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Do over Ham posted:

Lousy mooching fat chick war widows!

Like a giant sign that says "NO FAT CHICKS"

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

You�re nothing but a pack of fickle mush-heads!

Yeah! Tell it like it is! Give us hell, CatchrNdRy!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 07:51

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

gingerberger posted:

Like a giant sign that says "NO FAT CHICKS"

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her,
- Let me get away with moider!
Teach us songs and magic tricks,
- Might I add...NO FAT CHICKS

# ? Oct 15, 2014 08:16

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Dear lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 08:29

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Goons mating on dining room table"?!

Aw that's what do over ham was missing.

Casual sex

# ? Oct 15, 2014 08:55

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Aw that's what do over ham was missing.

Casual sex

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 09:45

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Skeesix posted:

Aw that's what do over ham was missing.

Casual sex

Now for what we all came to this thread for for, HARD CORE NUDITY!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 12:41

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Noelle Vague posted:

Now for what we all came to this thread for for, HARD CORE NUDITY!

Hey Noelle Vague, I can see your doodle!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 13:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

...Shut up!

Can't believe how long I went without getting the Tang joke.

Do over Ham, are you still here? Boy, you are slow! :v:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 13:42

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

Hey Noelle Vague, I can see your doodle!

Why did you take me to a gay Simpsons quote thread?

# ? Oct 15, 2014 14:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

Why did you take me to a gay Simpsons quote thread?

# ? Oct 15, 2014 14:38

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

You know, TVIV turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually, I didn't even notice.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 15:23

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 15:48

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

TMMadman posted:

Aliens! Bioduplication! Nude conspiracies! Oh my god, Lyndon LaRouche was right!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 15:49

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Do over Ham, are you still here? Boy, you are slow!

I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh? :downs:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 16:00

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Writer Cath posted:

Why did you take me to a gay Simpsons quote thread?

Where you been, Writer Cath? The entire quote industry is gay. Eh, screen grabs too...and the gifs.

And you know what else?

Live watch threads.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 16:57

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Skeesix posted:

Roark loves that water!

My ears are burning! :downs:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 17:08

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Mira posted:

You know, TVIV turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Hey, they stole our idea! See, look!

# ? Oct 15, 2014 17:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Where you been, Writer Cath? The entire quote industry is gay. Eh, screen grabs too...and the gifs.

And you know what else?

Live watch threads.

Is this quote thread going out live?

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Is this quote thread going out live?

Very few quote threads are done live, it puts terrible strain on the Goons.

# ? Oct 15, 2014 18:02

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