byob employee appreciation meeting at my desk

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Lil Cunty

oh jeez oh jeez...this is bad AND gross

# ? Oct 15, 2014 23:52

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# ? May 15, 2024 13:56

Lil Cunty

oh man

i was only gone for a second how am i going to explain this to the partners

# ? Oct 15, 2014 23:55

GoodbyeTurtles

WD-40 posted:

oh jeez oh jeez...this is bad AND gross

i knew id take it to the 'gross' level

# ? Oct 15, 2014 23:57

Lil Cunty

you guys this is the chill forum not the kill forum

:ohdear:

# ? Oct 15, 2014 23:57

treasure bear

# ? Oct 15, 2014 23:57

Lil Cunty

*literally crying irl*

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:00

Lil Cunty

nonononononononooooooooo

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:04

bird.

holy....

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:05

Lil Cunty

DUCKIE YOU KILLED JULIO

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:06

Matoi Ryuko

WD-40 posted:

i think i speak for all of us when i say that our kids really appreciated the field trip

I dig the t-shirt in the background!!

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:06

tao of lmao

I probably had it comin

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:08

treasure bear

WD-40 posted:

nonononononononooooooooo

what... have i done :cripes:

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:09

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

i am feeling mighty unappreciated right now, just some lint you found on the floor would be cool with me.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:11

Slot

did i miss it, can i get an item

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:11

treasure bear

it's probably a bad time to join in

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:12

Slot

oh gently caress i didnt get to this page, nevermind :yikes:

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:14

cuntman.net

byob party 2014: everyone dies

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:16

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

im the box of tissues

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:16

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

we all knew it would come to this

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:16

Lil Cunty

LappyDore64 posted:

i am feeling mighty unappreciated right now, just some lint you found on the floor would be cool with me.

ok honey we're out of cake tho and i'd probably hurry up and get out of here before the cops show

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:19

FluffieDuckie

WD-40 posted:

DUCKIE YOU KILLED JULIO

tbh he's been pissing me off for a while now

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:26

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

WD-40 posted:

ok honey we're out of cake tho and i'd probably hurry up and get out of here before the cops show

i don't understand, but thank you. :glomp:

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:30

treasure bear

hide

treasure bear fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Oct 16, 2014

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:32

Lil Cunty

Slot posted:

oh gently caress i didnt get to this page, nevermind

too late

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:34

Diqnol

I'm here for my plaque

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:37

Lil Cunty

my new dog posted:

im the box of tissues

that was last time you've really come a long way since then

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:37

AAB

Cumt posted:

it's probably a bad time to join in

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:41

Lil Cunty

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I'm here for my plaque

i don't know what goes on between the here and the airport, but the clients love you!

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:43

Lil Cunty

AAB posted:

thank you for setting a good example!

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:49

Lil Cunty

well i have to tell you, you guys on swing shift are way more chill than the morning crew

a conga line! haha you partiers...wait a minute...are your lips actually sewn to his bu-

ooooooooh noooooooooo

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:56

Slot

oh jesus gently caress im gonna be sick

# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:58

AAB

# ? Oct 16, 2014 01:03

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

i am feeling seriously triggered right now op, goddamn.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 01:05

City of Glompton

Dear Valued Employees,

We will be the first to admit that today's employee appreciation party did not go according to plan. It's 5:30 now and those of you that survived are on your way home or to the hospital, but feel free to come by my desk tomorrow at 11am PST for another, better and most importantly VIOLENCE FREE appreciation party. There will be an ice cream sunday bar until 5pm.

We appreciate your hard work and hope to see your tomorrow!

Regards,

The Management

# ? Oct 16, 2014 01:27

FluffieDuckie

WD-40 posted:

Dear Valued Employees,

We will be the first to admit that today's employee appreciation party did not go according to plan. It's 5:30 now and those of you that survived are on your way home or to the hospital, but feel free to come by my desk tomorrow at 11am PST for another, better and most importantly VIOLENCE FREE appreciation party. There will be an ice cream sunday bar until 5pm.

We appreciate your hard work and hope to see your tomorrow!

Regards,

The Management

well as long as none of us are going to jail i'm golden :buddy: