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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Wow is this a bad card for Bellator :psyduck:

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Which puts it high in the rankings of worst cards of all time

Hmmmm...I better put "televised" in there as a caveat or Yuriy is going to come at me with some horror stories.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
This has been a bizarre card. rear end rubs, pogo-ing, I don't even...

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I feel like that fight had been originally booked for a burger king parking lot.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Not that these ladies are that gigantic but is there a lady supper weight division anywhere?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I wonder who that lady was outboxing

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


We just saw the #1 Female Welterweight.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Yessss!

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Whoa something happened

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
JUST LET ME PRAY, BRO!

I DO, I DO LET YOU PRAY!

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Give him a noogie for Jesus

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

LobsterMobster posted:

JUST LET ME PRAY, BRO!

I DO, I DO LET YOU PRAY!

gently caress, is that dude from TUF fighting and I'm missing it?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
JESUS DIDNT TAP BRO

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

savinhill posted:

gently caress, is that dude from TUF fighting and I'm missing it?

Nah, two dudes prayed at the weigh-in staredown

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
jardine sprawl!!!

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

jardine sprawl!!!

That was amazing. Houston needs to learn some striking from his son.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Haha what the gently caress is this

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Why would you even want to headbutt his chest

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Brother got a big head what is he gonna do

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I love Zombie Prophet

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

I love Zombie Prophet



I wish he didn't spam so much bullshit on his twitter account though.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
That was his best sprawl the entire fight

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


buddy is elated with the majority draw

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
majority draw lol

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

LobsterMobster posted:

I love Zombie Prophet



Let's not let that sprawl obscure the beauty of Alexander's shot.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Oh this is a three-round fight. Thank jesus.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Damacio Page just murdered a man

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004

Flashback to Franklin Quarry.

Also, this was the main event? Big E looked like done dude they grabbed out of the crowd.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

https://vine.co/v/Obzvh2qnHJJ

haha Houston is such a cheating rear end in a top hat. I remember when he fishhooked and headbutted some guy in the UFC (Eric Schafer I think?) and still got choked out inside one round. Enjoy your draw.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

vainman posted:

Damacio Page just murdered a man



Wow that's the most brutal KO this year.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man




That is one hell of a shirt. The unfortunate irony is that she has only ever caused two unicorn farts.

So what happens every time she wins a decision?

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

LobsterMobster posted:

Chris "Huggy Bear" Barnett is my new favorite supperweight

http://vimeo.com/106081840

Yeah



e:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCZxSjo3Jk

vainman fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Oct 18, 2014

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


Isn't that the white guy who has a really forgettable name who does something hysterically giffable in each fight?

gunblade
Sep 1, 2008

-Just lucky, I guess

Captain Log posted:

Isn't that the white guy who has a really forgettable name who does something hysterically giffable in each fight?

Jonathan Ivey

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Chris Barnett is cool cause he's a 300lbs+ lardo that somehow has better cardio than most middleweights.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo9C4Yjparg

lol

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I will never get sick of people getting knocked out while attempting spinning poo poo.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

by an mma reporter no less

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Dangersim posted:

I will never get sick of people getting knocked out while attempting spinning poo poo.

I don't even know if that qualifies as spinning poo poo. It was literally just a spin.

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

colonel_korn posted:

I don't even know if that qualifies as spinning poo poo. It was literally just a spin.

Close enough.

Like if Hitler starched a puppy as the puppy was attempting a backfist I would probably laugh.

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