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Shux
Feb 25, 2012

Join Freestyle Cyclists and help repeal Australia's unjustified Helmet laws.

Studies have shown cars travel much closer to cyclists wearing helmets, arguably increasing the risk of an accident.

Ghost of Mussolini posted:

Las Vegas is so poo poo that it deserves F1 and F1 deserves it right back

Macau would be better than Vegas.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Bernie will continue to book tracks in the dusty shitholes that will give him the most money till the day he dies. We can theorise about all the best tracks and wouldn't it be nice all we like, but the fact that F1 is at these poor excuses for tracks and isn't at imola, donnington or brands hatch is proof positive that he does not give one iota of a gently caress about the fans who would happily pack out all of these tracks. He's turned F1 into a "corporate event", that feeds money to himself and the owners while leaving gently caress all for the small teams. Thanks Satan.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

learnincurve posted:

Bernie will continue to book tracks in the dusty shitholes that will give him the most money till the day he dies. We can theorise about all the best tracks and wouldn't it be nice all we like, but the fact that F1 is at these poor excuses for tracks and isn't at imola, donnington or brands hatch is proof positive that he does not give one iota of a gently caress about the fans who would happily pack out all of these tracks. He's turned F1 into a "corporate event", that feeds money to himself and the owners while leaving gently caress all for the small teams. Thanks Satan.

Abloo bloo F1 no longer happens solely in Europe with gimme fly away races, savages outside of the glorious EU won't appreciate F1 on as many intellectual levels as i will.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Butt Wizard posted:

Abloo bloo F1 no longer happens solely in Europe with gimme fly away races, savages outside of the glorious EU won't appreciate F1 on as many intellectual levels as i will.

Yeah but he's right though.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Linedance posted:

Yeah but he's right though.

Bernie isn't bringing F1 to New Zealand despite the huge part it's played in the sport's history (no matter how much the English conveniently ignore it) but I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch because Russia gets a race and we don't. But that's cool. Feel free to ignore the pre-war racing in Tripoli, or the races they had in Cuba where Fangio was loving kidnapped before the race as a political hostage. I mean apart from showing that Grand Prix racing went everywhere and no matter who was in charge, it doesn't really fit in with the 'God Save the Queen, all the teams have their bases in the Midlands so the sport is really British, except for Ferrari but they're just fiery Eye-ties' pomp and nonsense view that races should only ever happen in Europe because European fans just get it more than those weird colonists and guineas.

I fill my car up at Bruce McLaren's Dad's old garage. I walk past Ayrton Senna's MP4/4 every day on the way to work. But I I wouldn't count as a 'proper fan' if there was a race in this part of the world, because you can't have real enthusiasts outside of Britain/Western Europe apparently.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Butt Wizard posted:

I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Butt Wizard posted:

Bernie isn't bringing F1 to New Zealand despite the huge part it's played in the sport's history (no matter how much the English conveniently ignore it) but I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch because Russia gets a race and we don't. But that's cool. Feel free to ignore the pre-war racing in Tripoli, or the races they had in Cuba where Fangio was loving kidnapped before the race as a political hostage. I mean apart from showing that Grand Prix racing went everywhere and no matter who was in charge, it doesn't really fit in with the 'God Save the Queen, all the teams have their bases in the Midlands so the sport is really British, except for Ferrari but they're just fiery Eye-ties' pomp and nonsense view that races should only ever happen in Europe because European fans just get it more than those weird colonists and guineas.

I fill my car up at Bruce McLaren's Dad's old garage. I walk past Ayrton Senna's MP4/4 every day on the way to work. But I I wouldn't count as a 'proper fan' if there was a race in this part of the world, because you can't have real enthusiasts outside of Britain/Western Europe apparently.

"I'm going to get really mad at you even though we have the exact same opinion" - Butt Wizard

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

"I'm going to get really mad at you even though we have the exact same opinion" - Butt Wizard

Yea, you're right. Me not really caring where the races are held are exactly the same as some sort of wah wah about how corporate the events are. Way to read bro.

E: I can't bunch what I'm not wearing - it's the weekend god damnit.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Butt Wizard posted:

Yea, you're right. Me not really caring where the races are held are exactly the same as some sort of wah wah about how corporate the events are. Way to read bro.

"I care about the history of F1 dammit!" is pretty much the take home message from both of you

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
? I don't think anyone is saying you couldn't have a race in NZ? The Australia/Singapore/Malaysia and so on set of races are fantastic. No reason why you couldn't have Melbourne, Adelaide, and a new track in NZ, one with trees around the track would be outstanding . What prohibits there being 30 races a year at this point is that the smaller teams couldn't afford it, and that is another reason why "teams should be able to survive on their own" line is pure bollocks. There should be no development caps because of money concerns, F1 should be the best that it can possibly be and if there were more money filtering down then it would be about who is the best rather than small teams having to hide their formula 1 cars in germany because of the bailiffs.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

learnincurve posted:

? I don't think anyone is saying you couldn't have a race in NZ? The Australia/Singapore/Malaysia and so on set of races are fantastic. No reason why you couldn't have Melbourne, Adelaide, and a new track in NZ, one with trees around the track would be outstanding . What prohibits there being 30 races a year at this point is that the smaller teams couldn't afford it, and that is another reason why "teams should be able to survive on their own" line is pure bollocks. There should be no development caps because of money concerns, F1 should be the best that it can possibly be and if there were more money filtering down then it would be about who is the best rather than small teams having to hide their formula 1 cars in germany because of the bailiffs.

There's no population base for it here. The Rugby World Cup basically stretched us to our limits for hospitality and there isn't anywhere to build a circuit and nowhere to have a street race. And no one is going to come out here as well if there's a race with a three hour shorter flight they can see. Sometimes life sucks, that's the way it is.

That said, I still find the view that races should happen at Donnington or Brands or Imola or any other obviously unsuitable circuit because 'tradition' or 'British/Italian fans care more' stupidly Eurocentric. If F1 wants to be a European navel gazing exercise, then so be it, but that's not what F1 is. It's trying to be a world championship.

If you want something to blame for less EU races, blame the tobacco advertising ban.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Truthfully? I'd like to see a revival of the Tasman series. Run cheapy F4/F3 cars around Australian and NZ tracks and have it open to up and coming youngsters (for development) and retired F1 drivers (for marketing). I think it'd be great.

Wallrod
Sep 27, 2004
Stupid Baby Picture

Butt Wizard posted:

There's no population base for it here. The Rugby World Cup basically stretched us to our limits for hospitality and there isn't anywhere to build a circuit and nowhere to have a street race. And no one is going to come out here as well if there's a race with a three hour shorter flight they can see. Sometimes life sucks, that's the way it is.

That said, I still find the view that races should happen at Donnington or Brands or Imola or any other obviously unsuitable circuit because 'tradition' or 'British/Italian fans care more' stupidly Eurocentric. If F1 wants to be a European navel gazing exercise, then so be it, but that's not what F1 is. It's trying to be a world championship.

If you want something to blame for less EU races, blame the tobacco advertising ban.
Don't worry, i'd be a huge crying baby if i never had a race on my lovely island too.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
There are many different kinds of fans. I personally am interested in interesting tracks with great corners and scenery that produce fantastic races rather than a parade. The fact is that the new tracks in the dusty shitholes are not delivering this, if you want to look at something done right recently look at Circuit of the Americas and then compare it to the Sochi Autodrom.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

learnincurve posted:

There are many different kinds of fans. I personally am interested in interesting tracks with great corners and scenery that produce fantastic races rather than a parade. The fact is that the new tracks in the dusty shitholes are not delivering this, if you want to look at something done right recently look at Circuit of the Americas and then compare it to the Sochi Autodrom.


I still suspect that Sochi was ruined by the tyres, not the circuit itself. I'm giving that one a chance for next year when Pirelli bring the right ones.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011
lmao at all these anglos thinking that they have made an important contribution to motorsport when they don't even drive on the right side of the road. If you're going to complain so much then just leave racing to the big boys on the continent

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

darth cookie posted:

I still suspect that Sochi was ruined by the tyres, not the circuit itself. I'm giving that one a chance for next year when Pirelli bring the right ones.

You may be right, either no one wants to be the first one to cause a crash or they were told to make it boring by the FIA.

I am not being argumentative because I have done a silly thing. Long story short, I forgot it was the national car car championships at donnington and that http://www.formulajedi.com/ is running, and you know where I am currently not even though I can get in the doors and back in the paddock for free?

gently caress

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Linedance posted:


(credit - angryhampster)

I love that guy.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Butt Wizard posted:

Bernie isn't bringing F1 to New Zealand despite the huge part it's played in the sport's history (no matter how much the English conveniently ignore it) but I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch because Russia gets a race and we don't. But that's cool. Feel free to ignore the pre-war racing in Tripoli, or the races they had in Cuba where Fangio was loving kidnapped before the race as a political hostage. I mean apart from showing that Grand Prix racing went everywhere and no matter who was in charge, it doesn't really fit in with the 'God Save the Queen, all the teams have their bases in the Midlands so the sport is really British, except for Ferrari but they're just fiery Eye-ties' pomp and nonsense view that races should only ever happen in Europe because European fans just get it more than those weird colonists and guineas.

I fill my car up at Bruce McLaren's Dad's old garage. I walk past Ayrton Senna's MP4/4 every day on the way to work. But I I wouldn't count as a 'proper fan' if there was a race in this part of the world, because you can't have real enthusiasts outside of Britain/Western Europe apparently.

Yeah there was also a race in Morroco, I think the eurocentricity thing happened post-1960 to the 1990s. Aside from Japan, Canada, and the USA of course.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Also South Africa and Brazil.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Do I remember the Turkey races being good and then Bernie doubled the fees and they told him to gently caress off?

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Argentina
Brazil
US Grand Prix West (at a Riverside Clone or at an upgraded Willow Springs)
South Africa
San Marino
Spain
Monaco
Canadian
European = (Either Brands Hatch or one of the German Circuits)
French
British
Dutch
Germany
Hungarian
Austrian
Belgian
Italian
US Grand Prix East (Watkins Glen)
Mexico
Australian
Japanese

Is how I'd have the schedule.

Run Bahrain, Texas Abu Dhabi, Malaysia, and Chinese during the offseason as "Exhibition races".

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Indy has off season races covered already though.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Possibly Chicken posted:

Indy has off season races covered already though.

lol like those will ever happen.

(please happen though).

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
There is some pretty cool experimental and legacy racing going on in off season these days if you go to the tracks, usually costs you about £25 for the weekend. I'm not boned up on all of them but for example there is/was a porsche challenge cup feeder tournament on today.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
You know how at the beginning of the season we were talking about the most inept title defence ever, well although an argument still could be made for Hill leaving Williams to go race shitboxes, we know Vettel is a clear winner on this one however how's about this for a fall from grace:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Legard 2010 BBCs main F1 commentator, 2011 commentator on the football league show, 2012 relief F1 commentator and actual commentator on the Olympics volleyball. "2013: DTM highlights commentator for ITV4"

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

MattD1zzl3 posted:

F1 2010 - poo poo, Unplayable
F1 2011 - Amazing
F1 2012 - Meh, not much fun about it
F1 2013 - Good, fun DLC
F1 2014 - Not looking good

(edited list from before, year error)

Why dont they use their licence to make full games out of old seasons? If they're willing to modify liveries and drop sponsors to get around issues (the williams in f1 2014), why cant we see Codemasters F1- 1965 or Codemasters F1- 1982?

obviously bad seasons have good games and the other way around

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Why dont they use their licence to make full games out of old seasons? If they're willing to modify liveries and drop sponsors to get around issues (the williams in f1 2014), why cant we see Codemasters F1- 1965 or Codemasters F1- 1982?

Out of curiosity, if they were to add seasons like this as paid DLC (1965 season DLC $9.99, 1982 season DLC $9.99, that kind of thing), would you be happy to have it at all, or would you be pissed that it's not included in the main game?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Butt Wizard posted:

Britain/Western Europe

Not the same thing at all, thank you very much

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Is it a coincidence that all the bad american posters want F1 to go to Watkins Glen?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I watch the NASCAR road races at Watkins Glen every year because it's a hilarious clusterfuck every time.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

serious gaylord posted:

Is it a coincidence that all the bad american posters want F1 to go to Watkins Glen?
Hey, as a bad American poster, I have yet to comment on that idea :colbert:

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Alain Post posted:

Colin Kolles owns.
Ugh, I'd forgotten that the Dentist (aka the Blackmailer) was now involved with the undead husk of Good Lotus Caterham. Kamui deserves better. :smith:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

learnincurve posted:

? I don't think anyone is saying you couldn't have a race in NZ? The Australia/Singapore/Malaysia and so on set of races are fantastic. No reason why you couldn't have Melbourne, Adelaide, and a new track in NZ, one with trees around the track would be outstanding . What prohibits there being 30 races a year at this point is that the smaller teams couldn't afford it, and that is another reason why "teams should be able to survive on their own" line is pure bollocks. There should be no development caps because of money concerns, F1 should be the best that it can possibly be and if there were more money filtering down then it would be about who is the best rather than small teams having to hide their formula 1 cars in germany because of the bailiffs.

+1 amen.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I watch the NASCAR road races at Watkins Glen every year because it's a hilarious clusterfuck every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjpp4Nfu7Ow

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Butt Wizard posted:

Bernie isn't bringing F1 to New Zealand despite the huge part it's played in the sport's history

New Zealand played a huge part?. You mean 'a' New Zealander had a big part, but all of that took place in England and not New Zealand. Further the team didn't even win a title until after his death. New Zealands influence on F1 is miniscule.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

ImplicitAssembler posted:

New Zealand played a huge part?. You mean 'a' New Zealander had a big part, but all of that took place in England and not New Zealand. Further the team didn't even win a title until after his death. New Zealands influence on F1 is miniscule.

Yes. The only NZer to ever make a mark on F1 was Bruce McLaren. How silly of me.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I watch the NASCAR road races at Watkins Glen every year because it's a hilarious clusterfuck every time.

It's enjoyable watching Australians beat Americans at a sport the invented and almost single handedly procure new talent.

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
Any "new zelander" that had anything to do with F1 probably lived 95% of their life in England anyway.

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


new zealand makes canada look like america, that's why you'll never get a race

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