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Friend Commuter
Nov 3, 2009
SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
Smellrose

np

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

buttes lol

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



please take the bitcoin thread seriously

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

FCKGW posted:

i guess i'll be talking to myself then :/



lol what mag is this?

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

rotor posted:

in the future please post better

your not my real dad

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000


rotor posted:

goddamm awful.app needs mod buttons so bad

but then... it wouldnt be... awful?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i just want the record to show that sham bam bamina is a statist

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



all forcing me to subcscribe to a new thread like he owns the place

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
i wonder if monty hall was circumsized

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



I believe we’re now in the territory of ASIC heat being more efficient than traditional electric heating elements from a cost/btu standpoint. Play this out for a few years and we see the cloud moving to our baseboard heaters.

If you pay for your heat in NY – it probably pays to buy some ASICs. The value of bitcoin will go up or down, the hashrate similarly, but so does oil / gas. Right now it makes sense to heat with ASICs.

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
rotor 4 best mod

ebola is good for bitcoin because

quote:

The only way I see it potentially affecting it is indirectly by people being scarred to catch Ebola so they stay at home and do not go out shopping which would cause an economic downturn which would cause less bitcoin related transactions to take place

quote:

We can start a "Seans Outpost" like charity for Ebola victims-fueled by Bitcoin~

quote:

if ebola does expand beyond US hospitals. then no one will want to touch other peoples bank notes, nor would people want to touch the buttons of keypads at cashier desks/ATM's

so bitcoin does have an advantage because you can scan QR codes at a distance without touching another person or item that 200 people a day may touch

quote:

This could really convince people to use BTC, especially if the Ebola scare keeps getting bigger. I'm hoping Ebola goes away and BTC finds other ways to spread.

quote:

Maybe bitcoin will infect a lot of people just like Ebola did, but in a better way.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


the 51% monty hall attack performed on the postchain seems to have caused a fork

please be rational actors and poo poo the gently caress up about monty hall

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
buttcoin plinko

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i hit the nice button and the cosby oracle made a frowny face, and so shall i

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

killhamster posted:

buttcoin plinko

mods

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i wonder if monty hall was circumsized

please do not bring up tipping

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Weatherman posted:

please do not bring up tipping

ahem its 1/n of the tip

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/525718840898908160

i know those are english words but does that actually mean anything?

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

LethalGeek posted:

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/525718840898908160

i know those are english words but does that actually mean anything?

I believe it's a fancy way of saying up uP UP

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

bucketmouse posted:

Maybe bitcoin will infect a lot of people just like Ebola did, but in a better way.

is it too soon for a new thread title?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
I still dont get sidechains. its basically causing an intentional fork? then you like merge it back later? and this is all an attempt to get around the hilarious 7 tx/sec limit?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



LethalGeek posted:

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/525718840898908160

i know those are english words but does that actually mean anything?

is he going all out now? i havent really been paying attention but i thought he had so far been retarded within the limits of general capitalist huckstery? i mean if this was the level of his poo poo all along, who would ever trust him?

oh wait, bitcoiners

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



its literally a buzzword chain

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



buzzchain

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



LethalGeek posted:

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/525718840898908160

i know those are english words but does that actually mean anything?



new and exciting ways to make butts disappear




sidechaining has been a thing in music production for years. it's how you get that wub wub dubstep sound

http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/apr05/articles/logicnotes.htm

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

LethalGeek posted:

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/525718840898908160

i know those are english words but does that actually mean anything?


John Crosbyþ@cro58y
@aantonop Was this envisaged by Satoshi N?
12:28 PM - 24 Oct 2014
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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

A Pinball Wizard posted:

I still dont get sidechains. its basically causing an intentional fork? then you like merge it back later? and this is all an attempt to get around the hilarious 7 tx/sec limit?

there is absolutely 0 agreed upon description for what a sidechain would do or be.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
Here is the definition of sidechains:

ME BITCOINER, ME HATE ALTCOINS! ME WISH ALTCOINS WOULD GO AWAY! WHAT IF WE MADE BITCOIN INTO ALTCOINS!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Nintendo Kid posted:

there is absolutely 0 agreed upon description for what a sidechain would do or be.

⥤ ⥢

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

dubzee posted:



new and exciting ways to make butts disappear




sidechaining has been a thing in music production for years. it's how you get that wub wub dubstep sound

http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/apr05/articles/logicnotes.htm

no you don't get wub wub garbage through sidechaining, you get weird pumping pads and poo poo. afaict (i hate dubstep) you get wubs from LFO-linked filters, some bitcrusher fuckery, and FM voodoo

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
i get SO MAD about sidechains

woozle wuzzle
Mar 10, 2012
Attorneys have to take a dozen or so hours of coursework per year to maintain their license. It's typically done with online courses that you mute while doing other things. So I'm looking around for courses to take... when all of a sudden:




A 2 hour course about bitcoins, taught by some guy named Marco Santori.




I wonder what he looks like...












Of course.



quote:

Marco is a recognized authority in the law of digital currencies. He counsels exchanges, payment processors, institutional miners, and other companies making new and exciting uses of distributed ledger technology. As Chairman of the Bitcoin Foundation’s Regulatory Affairs Committee, his knowledge of the latest industry trends develops in near-real-time. He advises his clients on regulatory matters, including the compliance with and avoidance of money services and securities regulations. Marco is fluent in the Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) and Patriot Act’s application to digital currency businesses, including Know Your Customer (KYC) and Anti Money Laundering (AML) regulation. Marco works closely with his clients to structure their business plans to comply with these regulations, and whenever possible avoid them entirely.

This loving guy.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

woozle wuzzle posted:

Attorneys have to take a dozen or so hours of coursework per year to maintain their license. It's typically done with online courses that you mute while doing other things. So I'm looking around for courses to take... when all of a sudden:




A 2 hour course about bitcoins, taught by some guy named Marco Santori.




I wonder what he looks like...












Of course.


This loving guy.

file an ethics complaint

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
jfc he's promoting following the specific laws in this domain AND how to avoid them entirely... is this guy a huckster?

trick question: it's Bitcoin so it's all poo poo

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


woozle wuzzle posted:

Attorneys have to take a dozen or so hours of coursework per year to maintain their license. It's typically done with online courses that you mute while doing other things. So I'm looking around for courses to take... when all of a sudden:




A 2 hour course about bitcoins, taught by some guy named Marco Santori.




I wonder what he looks like...












Of course.


This loving guy.

you know what to do

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


dubzee posted:



new and exciting ways to make butts disappear




sidechaining has been a thing in music production for years. it's how you get that wub wub dubstep sound

http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/apr05/articles/logicnotes.htm

I thought pogs were all supposed to be the same size. How do those fit in a pog tube?

You can get a fuckton of kickass pogs on ebay. like 600 for 30 bucks. I should buy a bunch incase they suddenly take off and are worth $1000 a piece in 2 years.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


i made this for the 'inapropriate product placement in sci-fi movies' thread

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Powershift posted:

I thought pogs were all supposed to be the same size. How do those fit in a pog tube?

You can get a fuckton of kickass pogs on ebay. like 600 for 30 bucks. I should buy a bunch incase they suddenly take off and are worth $1000 a piece in 2 years.

fuckin same.

i wish i had all my old pogs, the stupidest manufactured fad ever.

i wish i could hold them, slam them, caress them up to ebay and make a gullible folk surrender $18.36 top bid plus shipping

actually no i just kinda threw them out i think when i was like 12

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

5

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Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

Palpek posted:

i made this for the 'inapropriate product placement in sci-fi movies' thread



Miners are so excited about Mr Fusion

You know what wow I feel like doc and bitcoiners are the only people who care about 1.21 gigawatts

Also, 5

Dren fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Oct 25, 2014

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