The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Jerusalem posted:

"Where's the beef..."

No wonder he won Minnesota!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:31

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

gingerberger posted:

"Where's the beef..."

No wonder he won Minnesota!

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Help me, mayonnaise!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:14

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Everything Counts posted:

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:22

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 5 hours!; Yams Fan

Mira posted:

No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.

It's like Las Vegas...if it were run by Ned Flanders.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:26

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.

ANDY WILLIAMS!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:33

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Mira posted:

No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.

I wish I was dead. Oy!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 03:37

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 5 hours!; Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

ANDY WILLIAMS!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 04:42

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I wish I was dead. Oy!

And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop... to fix Emmett.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 05:23

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mira posted:

No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.

"'Ey Ma, how about some cookies?"
"No dice."
"This ain't ovah."

# ? Oct 25, 2014 06:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mister Kingdom posted:

Help me, mayonnaise!

"I want to help you, George Washington"? :raise:

# ? Oct 25, 2014 16:23

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Nastier Nate posted:

It's like Las Vegas...if it were run by Ned Flanders.

WHITE WINE SPRITZER... spritzer... _spritzer...

# ? Oct 25, 2014 17:44

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

See, Skeesix? Goons aren't hard to tame. They always follow their... video cartridges.

This is GREAT! And I'll I've done is put in my name!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:06

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

"I want to help you, George Washington"?

We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

After The War posted:

This is GREAT! And I'll I've done is put in my name!

WELCOME AFTER TH

# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:48

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Martytoof posted:

We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low life commoner!

I've said it before and I'll say it again,

Democracy simply... does not work.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

After The War posted:

This is GREAT! And I'll I've done is put in my name!

TURN IT UP!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:29

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mira posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again,

Democracy simply... does not work.

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes :10bux:

, brutalize criminals :black101:

, and rule you like a king :agesilaus:

# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:30

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

TURN IT UP!

Here comes 2!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:46

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Thirty Seven!

# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:48

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Spectacle Rock, only one of them is real.

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mira posted:

Spectacle Rock, only one of them is real.

Do Not Stare At Our Waitresses' Large Breasts :mad:

# ? Oct 25, 2014 23:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Do Not Stare At Our Waitresses' Large Breasts

What happened, Jerusalem? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

What happened, Jerusalem? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

What happened, Jerusalem? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

LOOK CLOSER, MONDAYHOTDOG! :cawg:

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:29

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the seven-sisters college of your choice.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 00:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the seven-sisters college of your choice.

And what if I refuse to lose? :smugbert:

# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:41

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

And what if I refuse to lose?

Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling Foxtrot can go to the finest school there is!

_{in South Carolina.}

# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:48

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Martytoof posted:

No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown

Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, TMMadman?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 01:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling Foxtrot can go to the finest school there is!

_{in South Carolina.}

I will not be a Gamecock!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 03:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Nouvelle Vague posted:

Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, TMMadman?

You wanted to be Martytoof's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?

# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

You're going to Stanford! You're going to Stanford!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:28

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling Foxtrot can go to the finest school there is!

_{in South Carolina.}

Congratulations. You've just graduated from the most expensive, and therefore best, school there is.

# ? Oct 26, 2014 07:37

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

You wanted to be Martytoof's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?

That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 08:26

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Do Not Stare At Our Waitresses' Large Breasts

Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!

# ? Oct 26, 2014 10:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!

I'd like to help you with this quote, jscolon2.0, I really would.... but that Do over Ham had powerful friends. :ohdear:

# ? Oct 26, 2014 10:37

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.