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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Greyhawk posted:

happy birthday

:toot:

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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
I think this guy followed through

http://www.reddit.com/user/GingerSnack

He dead

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
i'm looking forward to the final solution to the denomination question

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I love this because bitcoin is so totally rotten I can't tell if this exchange is so lovely you can just withdraw things multiple times or if this whole thing is a scam to make bitcoiners THING you can do this so they send all their money to this exchange so the exchange can steal all the money of people trying to hack the site.

http://mineforeman.com/2014/09/24/how-i-accidentally-hacked-the-igot-exchange/
Another Credit Card breach, please use Bitcoin!
Posted on June 11, 2014 by MineForeman


lol

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

i'm looking forward to the final solution

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
man I wasn't feeling too great about today, this thread has really given me hope

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug
Not enough :toot:'s and 5's for where this thread is going

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


i'll just leave this here

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Greyhawk posted:

i'll just leave this here



*an Abrams tank rolls in*

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Bernanke: I see I was wrong to expect Bitcoins's commitment to at least match our own.
King Nakamoto: Doesn't it?
[points to Men in Black behind Bernanke]
King Nakamoto: You there, what is your profession?
Man in Black: I am an Economist... sir.
King Nakamoto: [points to another man] And you, what is your profession?
Man in Black 2: FBI Agent, sir.
King Nakamoto: FBI Agent.
[turns to a third man]
King Nakamoto: You?
Man in Black 3: Banker.
King Nakamoto: [turns back shouting] BITCOINERS! What is YOUR profession?
Bitcoiners: TO! THE! MOON!
King Nakamoto: [turning to Bernanke] You see, old friend? I brought more madmen than you did!

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
im in tears

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
My birthday was last week but I'll accept this

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



api call girl posted:

My birthday was last week but I'll accept this

Same, but yesterday which was when the subpoena was dated

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

same but two days ago which was the last happy day for most of these companies

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



:lol: go sec

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


it's not even my birthday but i think i'll say it is

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
It was my birthday Saturday and my ex girlfriend asked me to go out to dinner and she'd pay and then we went out to dinner and when the check came she went to the bathroom for a really long time then when the check was still there she was like "I'm not actually going to pay" so welp.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

It was my birthday Saturday and my ex girlfriend asked me to go out to dinner and she'd pay and then we went out to dinner and when the check came she went to the bathroom for a really long time then when the check was still there she was like "I'm not actually going to pay" so welp.

what do you expect to happen after you re-mortgaged her parent's house



also: :toot:

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

surebet posted:

ftc sec fincen combo is about to define the "then they fight you" part of r/bitcoin's favourite motto

don't forget the irs and doj, they're coming to the party too

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Boxturret posted:

what do you expect to happen after you re-mortgaged her parent's house



also: :toot:

It was the richest ex girlfriend I have and also like a 11 dollar meal so I don't even know what the deal was.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
It's my birthday you know what that means!

*Every branch of law enforcement from every jurisdiction comes in for a giant party*

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Boxturret posted:

It's my birthday you know what that means!

*Every branch of law enforcement from every jurisdiction comes in for a giant party*

:eyepop:

Badass

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




jre posted:

:eyepop:

Pisssssss

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Boxturret posted:

It's my birthday you know what that means!

*Every branch of law enforcement from every jurisdiction comes in for a giant party*

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Boxturret posted:

It's my birthday you know what that means!

*Every branch of law enforcement from every jurisdiction comes in for a giant party*

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Happy birthday everyone

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

sharknado slashfic posted:

Happy birthday everyone

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


sharknado slashfic posted:

Happy birthday everyone

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

It was my birthday Saturday and my ex girlfriend asked me to go out to dinner and she'd pay and then we went out to dinner and when the check came she went to the bathroom for a really long time then when the check was still there I sighed as I drew my android bitcoin app and the restaurant owner thanked me for saving him the 21% fee CC companies charge him and I got a nice bj from the waitress while we waited for the transaction to clrea

MGN001
May 12, 2012

sharknado slashfic posted:

Happy birthday everyone

This thread gives the best birthday presents.

:toot:

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

sharknado slashfic posted:

Happy birthday James

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

A lot of linkedin profiles being updated today at various butt-touching companies

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

can someone give me a breakdown of the sec/fincen happenings

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

FCKGW posted:

can someone give me a breakdown of the sec/fincen happenings

SEC is "it's illegal to issue unregulated stocks even if you call them something other than stocks"

FINCEN is "It's illegal to have an unregulated business that transmits money even if you call it something other than money, everyone has to follow money transmitter laws"

Basically both are "you can't just get around financial regulation by converting money to poker chips then trading in those".

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

reminder: http://linkwarz.com/

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

FCKGW posted:

can someone give me a breakdown of the sec/fincen happenings

Changetipbot will need a Money Transmitter Licence, americans are banned from the global tipping economy. Bitcoin not affected because anti-fragility BLOCKCHAINS.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
the SEC is out phishing for jurisdiction. This is exactly what the courts do to secure people's consent for traffic court. -- Through asking "R U guilty? No Guilty? or No Contest?" As soon as you answer, you have fallen for their trap. Now they have jurisdiction.

The correct answer is to CHALLENGE their question with your own, namely: I am not assuming ANYTHING here, including if your statutes even apply to me or are Constitutionally valid. So, prove on paper that any of your crap applies to me.

"I _______ (state your name), present myself in pro pria persona for a special appearance, as to be distinguished from a general appearance and respectfully ask [the court to direct the prosecution] to prove for and on the record all elements of jurisdiction binding me to perform in any way whatsoever."

If it happenS to You guys, I would write a letter asking essentially what power or authority do they pretend to have by questioning my private right to contract and demanding documents from me. I would also ask for their probable cause or reasonable suspicion of a crime or suspected crime. The bottom line -- these guys don't have jurisdiction and they know it. They are phishing.

I would not tell these people ANYTHING. see Amendment #5. And Further I would remind them of my reserved rights under Amendment #9 and #10.

IF they come with the argument that you need to prove you are not a criminal, then tell them to screw. It's their duty to prove that you are engaged in a crime, not yours to prove a negative. (remember we are supposed to be innocent until proven guilty???)

IF they threaten you, tell them: "the claim and exercise of a right (to remain silent in this case) can not be converted into a crime." See Miller vs. US, a supreme court ruling.

LEARN YOUR CONSTITUTION!!!

Start with Constitutional Law by Carl Miller on YouTube.

and F them F'em all!

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

TIL a subpoena is just the legal equivalent of saying, "just curious, are you doing any crimes? you don't have to answer if that's too personal. :shobon:"

thanks /r/legaladvice

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TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value


the symbol looks kind of like a butt or a mangled 5. can we steal it for this thread?

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