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akroydcoin's proof of work is filtered seven times through herkimer diamonds
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:19 |
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badfeel posted:loosing money Buttcoin.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:53 |
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a holding bin for real money is a repository. a holding bin for buttcoins should be a suppository
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:28 |
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four suppositions on the edge of a cliff
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:38 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 16:58 |
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 17:13 |
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so some company said they'd start making their own asics and run them in a "supercomputer*" and sell the hashing power to people just like you so you can be rich! im the search evaluator at self employed. source: http://techcrunch.com/2014/11/02/bitcoin-brothers-aim-to-disrupt-bitcoin-mining-with-new-more-powerful-supercomputers/ *please fishmech, i know that the bitcoin network is so specialized calling any part or the entirety of it a supercomputer is silly. it can't do anything other than SHA-256 with leading zeros in the result, let alone floating point operations. e: quote:If the first phase of the company’s business plan is selling cloud mining services, the second is providing priority services for transactions, so that certain customers can get their transactions approved ahead of others in the blockchain. If a network can manage to control a large chunk of approvals, they can add additional fees to prioritize transactions, Ackermann says. In the future, the chief technology officer envisions selling its ASICs in 10nm format for mobile devices to Apple, LG, and Samsung to support NFC replacement in mobile devices to enable crypto authentication at registers. And finally, if the blockchain becomes the backbone for the internet of things, then processing transactions explodes, and powerful mining technologies become even more valuable. centralized miners choosing to act ethically to preserve the value of buttcoin. TVarmy fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Nov 3, 2014 |
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oh wowquote:Bitcoin Elevator Pitch (self.Bitcoin) simple enough request, let's see how they fare quote:[–]Roboguy3 13 points 3 hours ago quote:[–]justgimmieaname 1 point 2 hours ago quote:[–]DickSnow 1 point an hour ago well no, not really, but whatever quote:[–]pdx0 14 points 2 hours ago first of all, lol 30 seconds second lol at all of it and a bunch more that aren't really true or just plain stupid quote:[–]montaigne85 13 points 3 hours ago* quote:[–]bigwhitebike 4 points 3 hours ago quote:[–]bruce_fenton 4 points 2 hours ago
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 17:49 |
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[–]sojellyfish 20 points 2 hours ago Frank-"Do you have a smartphone?" Jerry-"Yes." Frank-"Okay, just download this app called Mycelium." Jerry-"What?" Frank-"MY-CE-LI-UM, M-Y-C-E-L-I-U-M." Jerry-"Wait, why?" Frank-"It's a bitcoin wallet." Jerry-"I have to download something?" ding Frank-"Yes, but its just one time." Jerry-"Look this is my floor I have to g.." Frank-"DOWNLOAD THE WALLET, JERRY!" Jerry-"Fk this, I'm out of here." Frank-"WELL FK YOU JERRY, LET YOUR DOLLARS DEPRECIATE! I'M STANDING HERE TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE WORLD JERRY, ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES, AND YOU'RE JUST WALKING AWAY. GO SIP YOUR FASCIST FIAT LATTE JERRY. BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD BUY THAT LATTE WITH THE FREEDOM OF BI.." ding
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 17:50 |
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Kramer's first name is Cosmo, not Frank.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:04 |
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You forgot the best one (I was going to post that same thread, ypu rear end in a top hat)quote:Bitcoin is Apple Pay for people without iPhones.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:07 |
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http://cointelegraph.com/news/112849/bitcoin-analysis-week-of-nov-2-intro-to-stochastics Here is our 1-year Daily chart still referencing Fibonacci Retracements and a few Trend Lines broken back in July: Conclusion We have now turned Bearish across all time frames. Until proven otherwise any bounce is expected to just be new lower high until we can get back above US$420. What we thought was a nice positive move on amazing volume a month ago that took us from US$275 to US$420 was not enough to get the masses on board. A reasonable bounce to $340 is very possible but we are now looking for prices to reach low US$300’s and if that support goes, there is not much holding it up until we match 2014 lows in the US$265-275 zone.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:24 |
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tea leaves are literally more readable than this
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:30 |
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this is your brain, on bitcoin
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:34 |
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TVarmy posted:blockchain becomes the backbone for the internet of things
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:39 |
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is bitcoin still bitcoining?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:41 |
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kwinkles posted:is bitcoin still bitcoining? it's hyperbitcoinizing soon, prepare you're buttes
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:53 |
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that means hyperinflation, but with bitcoins, right? i mean, they are making em faster than people want em.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 18:56 |
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wasn't the blockchain the internet of things? jfc it's like staring into the abyss with these people
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 19:33 |
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no the blockchain isn't the internet of things, it's a database so all things on earth will know about all things because everything will be on a public ledger of things. the internet of thigns is more like this. image if you ran low on milk, but then your fridge ordered more milk? or you needed to wash your underpants, and you're out of laundry soap and don't use a hamper, so then your clothes washing machine pays money to a drone to buy some detergent and pick up your dirty clothes? its like a mom, but its also cyberpunk.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 19:42 |
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TVarmy posted:no the blockchain isn't the internet of things, it's a database so all things on earth will know about all things because everything will be on a public ledger of things. And then it turns out the fridge ordered the wrong kind of milk, so you kick it out of the house. Then it goes "gently caress you, dad" and puts an order for an automatic drone hit.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 19:59 |
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MGN001 posted:And then it turns out the fridge ordered the wrong kind of milk, so you kick it out of the house. Then it goes "gently caress you, dad" and puts an order for an automatic drone hit. Wasn't there a comic with replicator appliances that would dope themselves? That's the kind of future I'm expecting. Didn't tip your oven enough? watch out for fireballs. fake-edit: I remembered, it was transmetropolitan.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:19 |
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duTrieux. posted:tea leaves are literally more readable than this the conclusion is the best: "this poo poo is collapsing in flames oh gently caress oh gently caress"
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:32 |
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TVarmy posted:Kramer's first name is Cosmo, not Frank.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:42 |
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"bitcoin?!" karpeles kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "I'm a libertarian, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:35 |
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i'm the bearish break of a trendline suggesting a possible extended pullback
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:38 |
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Heresiarch posted:"bitcoin?!" karpeles kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "I'm a libertarian, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:52 |
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TVarmy posted:no the blockchain isn't the internet of things, it's a database so all things on earth will know about all things because everything will be on a public ledger of things. I look forward to he future in which my new washing machine has to download petabytes of blockchain before I can start doing my laundry
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:55 |
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newreply.php posted:when i was in NYC, bill murray came from behind me, put his hands over my eyes, then revealed himself to me and handed me a single coin, bearing his likeness. valar morghulis
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:57 |
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surebet posted:jfc it's like staring into the abyss with these people how would goatse be improved by integration with the blockchain?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:59 |
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Hammerite posted:I look forward to he future in which my new washing machine has to download petabytes of blockchain before I can start doing my laundry moore's law!!!!! (washing machines will be able to wash 10000x more clothes by then, so by the time it's ready you'll be able to wash all the clothes that have accumulated at once)
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:03 |
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from gibbisFleve posted:Because I am obviously being paid to do so by my statist-shill-banking-consortium, I just went through the last 11 hours of changetip tips and threw em in an excel sheet. Fleve posted:On average the unclaimed tips are actually slightly higher than the claimed tips, coming in at around $0.23 vs. $0.21. You'd expect most unclaimed tips to tend towards the lower end, as the amounts get increasingly trivial and not worth claiming, but there are actually a few $1 tips and even one $3.50 tip that are so far unclaimed. Perhaps because it's only the most recent 11 hours, and of course 350 tips with 109 unclaimed is an incredibly small pool of data to work with, but I suspect another reason as well. Fleve posted:A quick look through changetip and the data seems to support that Bitcoin is far less accepted outside of Bitcoin-related subreddits, based on the last 100 or so entries, I'd say an acceptance rate of roughly 30% outside of Bitcoin, versus 70% total. But a lot of those seem to be from Bitcoin-attempts to disseminate Bitcoin by starting a tipping-crusade in other subreddits, a quite recent development of Bitcoiners in an attempt to lure non-druggies into their misery by handing out samples. unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Nov 3, 2014 |
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Heresiarch posted:"bitcoin?!" karpeles kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "I'm a libertarian, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down
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Heresiarch posted:"bitcoin?!" karpeles kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "I'm a libertarian, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down drat i wish i could find the original of this
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:51 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:drat i wish i could find the original of this "juche?!" stymie stymies in the door and just keeps stymieing, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he stymies against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's stymieing at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm an secular statist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:53 |
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TVarmy posted:its like a mom, but its also cyberpunk. 5
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:54 |
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Greyhawk posted:"juche?!" stymie stymies in the door and just keeps stymieing, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he stymies against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's stymieing at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i'm an secular statist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP2GMyQdw78
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 23:06 |
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RZA Encryption posted:moore's law!!!!! we'll all be wearing holograms in our new hothouse future with the projectors calculating the chain
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 23:07 |
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Should we crowdfund the next Edward Snowden? (self.Bitcoin) submitted 19 hours ago by 8nam Rather than waiting until after someone has taken the scary step of coming forward, maybe we can entice insiders. For a prospective whistle-blower, knowing that one might be able to count on some form of "reward" might just be the difference between coming forward or not. Granted, we'd need to instill plenty of trust in order to attract donations. Maybe we could use an M-of-N address controlled by a number of well-known figures - Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange, maybe even Edward Snowden himself. Perhaps we'd use lighthouse. Regardless of the mechanics (which are paramount), do you think this could this work?
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So uh, how much of the MIT bitcoins were given away? (self.Bitcoin) submitted 8 minutes ago by CosbyTeamTriosby Does anyone have any info on how many bitcoins were distributed to MIT students this weekend? [–]7badgers 1 point a minute ago True believers in freedom, liberty and the trustless nature of the protocol will mind their own business. Only "regulators" need to ask such questions.
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