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gonna implant a linear actuator stickin out behind my ear hooked to my google glass, that auto-m'ladies the hottest girl in my fov
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Werthog 95 posted:why does EVERY loving "biohacker" have this stupid loving facial hair Because they are starved for attention. Let me show you my bitcoin tramp-stamp QR code!
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trucutru posted:Because they are starved for attention. Let me show you my bitcoin tramp-stamp QR code! no dont
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trucutru posted:Because they are starved for attention. Let me show you my bitcoin tramp-stamp QR code! Oh yeah, drop those hipster jorts and show it off. I'll tip the hell out of your butts.
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Greed is eternal posted:kill all nerds salt the earth
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Exinos posted:Oh yeah, drop those hipster jorts and show it off. I'll tip the hell out of your butts. But Just the tip(s)
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trucutru posted:Nope, he was an idiot who preferred to exchange his superior money into dollars, so they could all be confiscated. even if he did keep his assets in buttcoins, he'd still give them up. the government would rubber hose decrypt them by offering a plea deal where he gets less prison time if he hands over the private keys.
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duTrieux. posted:it's just a loving nfc chip, there's nothing new or innovative about what this dude is doing at all I mean sure if you're taking this seriously and not thinking about it as a dutch bitcoin cyborg
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TVarmy posted:even if he did keep his assets in buttcoins, he'd still give them up. the government would rubber hose decrypt them by offering a plea deal where he gets less prison time if he hands over the private keys. Well, what would have happened is: -FBI! drop your mouse! -I did it, I am behind the SR2! -Tell us that after we tell you your Miranda rights (they do so). -I did it, I am behind the SR2! Here are my private keys, some incriminating logs, and a sworn affidavit, with Andreas Antopoop as a witness. -(silence) -Am I a good boy? trucutru fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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goddamn, quote/reply
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gently caress you quote button (Jesus Christ! How can I now make fun of an idiot. I am the idiot) So, anyways. r/buttcoin is going to start "tipping tuesdays" with crap like this. quote:Here's some general tipping etiquette to get the most out of your tips. Please encourage others to read this: trucutru fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Nov 11, 2014 21:04
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it's only cool to have an nfc implant if you have a steam code for deus ex on it
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Nov 11, 2014 21:06
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didn't a yosposter already do that for an "art" project
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trucutru posted:gently caress you quote button (Jesus Christ! How can I now make fun of an idiot. I am the idiot) no, /r/bitcoin is going to start tipping tuesdays /r/buttcoin keeps spamming 1 milibit tips around and /r/bitcoin doesn't see the irony
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Blake Benthall had just pulled his gray Tesla out of the driveway next door to his rented house on Florida Street Wednesday afternoon when some 20 FBI agents, weapons drawn, surrounded him and then arrested him for allegedly running an illegal online marketplace. “They told us to go inside the house,” said Francisco, who was visiting Benthall’s neighbors. By Friday, the house at 915 Florida St. had become a local tourist site and neighbors talked about the unassuming man with a beard who had lived there. “He would invite us to parties at his house,” said Francisco “He was a nice guy. I feel bad for him. The guy was an entrepreneur.” Nearby residents knew the 26-year-old Benthall as a polite neighbor who occasionally threw loud parties. He also read the bible with his 85-year-old neighbor who rented out her driveway to him. “He was very polite, he told me ‘let me know whenever you need a ride,’” said his 85-year-old neighbor. “I am really going to miss him.” The neighbor, who asked that her name not be used, talked to the Texas-native about the bible – he kept a copy inside his Tesla. They also talked his visit with his mother this last summer. “He told me about his mom who missed him very much,” the neighbor said getting emotional as she spoke. “As a mother I know what that feels like. I was the only person he talked to.” Added Afi Lindberg, another neighbor, “He looked like just any other techie.” What neighbors never suspected was that the self-described rocket scientist – he previously worked at Elon Musk’s Space X startup – was maintaining Silk Road 2.0, a black market for drugs and counterfeit documents that was generating $8 million in sales a month, according to New York U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara. If convicted, Benthall faces life in prison on charges that include one count of conspiring to commit narcotics trafficking, one count of conspiring to traffic in fraudulent identification documents, and one count of money laundering conspiracy. Benthal moved to Florida Street more than a year ago. He lived there with two roommates, but no one at the house answered the door on Friday afternoon. Silk Road 2.0 opened on November 6, 2013 shortly after the FBI arrested Ross Ulbricht, the creator of the original Silk Road. Ulbricht was also a Texas native living and working in San Francisco. Defcon, the username attached to Benthall according to a court affidavit, took over operation of Silk Road 2.0 in December 2013. His neighbors said they first knew the house where he lived because of an elaborate cutout of a pirate ship that hung in the apartment’s bay window. In January, however, it became known as the house where the owner of the new Tesla lived. Bethall bought the $127,000 Tesla in January using $70,000 worth of Bitcoin as a down payment, according to the court affidavit. “My son was the one who told me about the expensive car,” said Graciela Trasvina. On Friday morning, two days after the raid, the Tesla was gone, but the house had become a local curiosity. “I would never think that was a drug house at all,” said Carrie Ryder, a neighbor who was outside taking a photo of the house. “It was hiding in plain sight.”
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DNova posted:didn't a yosposter already do that idk about a yosposter but zoe quinn did it
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Notorious QIG posted:idk about a yosposter but zoe quinn did it that was a contraceptive implant
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JFairfax posted:that was a contraceptive implant she also has an rfid implant and was giving out deus ex via high fives at a con a few months ago
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Nov 11, 2014 21:23
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Notorious QIG posted:she also has an rfid implant and was giving out deus ex via high fives at a con a few months ago the worst thing about gamergate is the other side being so bad that i would rather ally with this person
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Werthog 95 posted:why does EVERY loving "biohacker" have this stupid loving facial hair because all of them read "the diamond age" and think they're neo-victorians yeah stephenson yet again
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Werthog 95 posted:why does EVERY loving "biohacker" have this stupid loving facial hair Dumb moustaches are scrub level biohacking.
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FCKGW posted:Blake Benthall had just pulled his gray Tesla out of the driveway next door to his rented house on Florida Street Wednesday afternoon when some 20 FBI agents, weapons drawn, surrounded him and then arrested him for allegedly running an illegal online marketplace. haha, i've seen this douchebag's tesla, i live 2 blocks from where he did. thankyou fbi for taking a techie out of the neighborhood.
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a few years a go my dad showed me some pictures of him rocking a sweet handlebar back in 'Nam. so glad i didn't try to grow one.
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I'm the self-described rocket scientist who dropped out of Bible college Which reminds me to shill the latest Dollop podcast about crazy Satanist rocket scientist Jack Parsons
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so this is probably a scam right? like he's not going to be posting on twitter a week after getting arrested and a lawyer posting for him would probably have a website, right? seems like most likely someone hacked his twitter account and posted their own bitcoin address to scam the libertarian drug nerds.
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FCKGW posted:Blake Benthall had just pulled his gray Tesla out of the driveway next door to his rented house on Florida Street Wednesday afternoon when some 20 FBI agents, weapons drawn, surrounded him and then arrested him for allegedly running an illegal online marketplace. 
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Notorious QIG posted:she also has an rfid implant and was giving out deus ex via high fives at a con a few months ago you weren't joking? loving hell...
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  from google maps, that's his tesla. this is also a rent-controlled apartment, so he was taking up an affordable place while running a website that did $8M in drug sales a month.
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being a good christian, i'm sure all his drug profits went to charity
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Werthog 95 posted:being a good christian, i'm sure all his drug profits went to charity I really, REALLY want to hear how he combines "Christian with a Bible always in his car" and "Enabling people to sell heroin over the internet".
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theflyingorc posted:I really, REALLY want to hear how he combines "Christian with a Bible always in his car" and "Enabling people to sell heroin over the internet". if god didn't want us to sell each other drugs, he wouldn't have invented the opium poppy, nor the human brain that developed drugs from it.
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jesus once made wine for a party. therefore, god likes to party. therefore, god likes all drugs.
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theflyingorc posted:I really, REALLY want to hear how he combines "Christian with a Bible always in his car" and "Enabling people to sell heroin over the internet". probably the same way a lot of religious (and non-religious) people excuse behaviour counter to their proclaimed values also this is my favourite part quote:an elaborate cutout of a pirate ship that hung in the apartment’s bay window
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a rent controlled apartment in sf just means it was built before 1980, that's it. it's not like section 8 or whatever. it just limits the rent increase, it's not some magic thing
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theflyingorc posted:I really, REALLY want to hear how he combines "Christian with a Bible always in his car" and "Enabling people to sell heroin over the internet". prosperity gospel, and texas
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crusader_complex posted:prosperity gospel, and texas
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duTrieux. posted:prosperity gospel is some evil poo poo it's my favorite because "good things happening to you during your life has nothing do with how good a person you are" is one of the most straightforward teachings of jesus disciples: "Lord, is this man blind because of his sin or his parents sin?" jesus: "yall retarded" edit: also the whole easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to go to heaven bit
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