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The new character is GOKU. Challenge the nerds to a pet-eating contest. Devour their mascot, and force then to chew on G0KU's shiny metal arse.
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UKOG can be our new character, thanks. I hope he's like...an evil GOKU or something.
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Nov 11, 2014 10:20
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RICK has been renamed UKOG.Darth TNT posted:Take the cartridge out and blow on the contact to beat them.  Heh. Heh heh heh. Man, I feel bad glitching out the game like this, but I can't think of a more satisfying way to take out Ramsus and Miang forever. Good riddance to bad rubbish! C. Everett Koop posted:Also what DLC is there for Chrono Tragger these days, there's gotta be something for us to buy. Good idea! The dress we took from the Queen is beginning to get rather tattered. Since this is a Square-EA game, there's a lot of available DLC from different games. Here, let's use the Commander Shepard armour for now:  Woo! Anyways, with the Geek Patrol out of commission, we successfully rescue Margie, YMCH's cousin. I guess they're gonna get married now or whatever. That's gross. YMCH asks you to be his Best Man. As you stumble with your words trying to find a way out of the situation, you notice a portal:  Thank goodness! Let's get out of this horrible future, find Lavos, and figure out some way to prevent Planet Xenogears from every existing.  GASP! GOKU has been shot! Shot dead with a plot gun! No amount of resting in inns or phoenix downs will bring her back! She has been shot plot dead! This is the worst possible ending for GOKU--  --oh, wait, no, nevermind. This mercifully quick death is probably more humane than the ending you gave to the original GOKU and her father. Heh heh, let's never think on that again.  Whoa, what a twist! It looks like you have been betrayed by KRLN and ARMS! "You didn't really think we'd let you go back in time and destroy our world, did you?" KRLN asks. It's a fair question. Ever since you've met them you've been going on about how you plan to eradicate their timeline from existence.  Anyways, they take aim with their plot guns at you and your party. Whatever will you do?
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Nov 13, 2014 01:24
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Pull some Matrix poo poo, dodge the bullets, jump inside them and destroy them from the inside.
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Nov 13, 2014 01:27
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Plot guns are only deadly in cutscenes! Pull them into the combat screen and murder them, level 99 stylee!
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Nov 13, 2014 01:28
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Oh. Oh man. Plot guns. Eh. We know whats going to happen. Let it pass and Progress the story into the sequel, Chrono Crass, where GOKU comes back from the dead. Dont forget to use the clear data transfer.
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Nov 13, 2014 01:28
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Hyperbeam their treacherous asses and abscond with MRGE and the robot through the portal.
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Nov 13, 2014 01:46
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have them fight Miguel from Chrono Crass instead
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Nov 13, 2014 01:46
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Run at them using YMCH as a human shield and then suplex him into both of them. 
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Nov 13, 2014 01:53
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Get shot. Die. They'll never expect it!
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Nov 13, 2014 01:54
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Before you do -anything- else, you really need to stop into your cabin to adjust the colors on that armor. Black and grey, no siree. Everyone knows the only armor sets in mass effect are Pink and green
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Nov 13, 2014 01:54
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There's only one thing to do here. Remember that you have a giant robot and VERTO!
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Nov 13, 2014 01:55
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Leap behind them, grab them, then do a Triple Fusion Dance with them. Once you've assumed your new form, go through the portal.
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Nov 13, 2014 01:56
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Waffleman_ posted:There's only one thing to do here.  no, i don't want it. i don't want white knight chronicles to infect this lp
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Nov 13, 2014 02:03
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Surrender
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Nov 13, 2014 02:21
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Dragon kick their rear end into the Milky Way.
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ultrafilter posted:Dragon kick their rear end into the Milky Way. After that, Don't act like you don't like the Ballbuster.
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Nov 13, 2014 02:55
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I second the vote for more VERTO!
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Nov 13, 2014 03:15
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Isn't this the scene where you can resurrect GOKU's dead body and use it to turn them into zombies?
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Nov 13, 2014 03:32
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EngineerSean posted:Isn't this the scene where you can resurrect GOKU's dead body and use it to turn them into zombies? Why would we want to keep weird Planet Xenogears GOKU when we have a perfectly fine version of our own waiting back in our time? Wait. Oh yeah. Oh.
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Nov 13, 2014 03:38
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LJN92 posted:I second the vote for more VERTO! I formally change my vote to VERTO! as well.  and suck it
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Nov 13, 2014 04:12
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nine-gear crow posted:I formally change my vote to VERTO! as well. I vote that Crow doesn't get what he wants.  YOU BETRAYED MECHA-SHIVA.
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Nov 13, 2014 04:36
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Blind Sally posted:Why would we want to keep weird Planet Xenogears GOKU when we have a perfectly fine version of our own waiting back in our time? I DON'T KNOW ASK SKARESOFT THEY MADE THE GAME
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Nov 13, 2014 04:46
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Gildiss posted:YOU BETRAYED MECHA-SHIVA. And it was the greatest thing.  Someone who actually didn't go along with stupid thread participation bandwagon bullshit. After so many LPers have suffered... It was beautiful. 
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Nov 13, 2014 04:57
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Yapping Eevee posted:And it was the greatest thing. Well, we got A Mecha-Shiva:  Just not THE Mecha-Shiva.
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Nov 13, 2014 05:27
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That alone was a great move. The lines that followed made it even better.nine-gear crow posted:You decide to wager your limited edition Final Fantasy XIII Shiva Eidolon Play Arts Action Figure, a literal mecha Shiva, if you will. Especially that last one. 
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Nov 13, 2014 05:30
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LPs are better when the audience participation is antagonistic, therefore LPs are also better when the creator participation is antagonistic 
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I'm also a fan of LPers being antagonistic towards each other. Feel my wrath, crow!Waffleman_ posted:There's only one thing to do here. LJN92 posted:I second the vote for more VERTO! Goddamnit. nine-gear crow posted:I formally change my vote to VERTO! as well. This is your fault. This is all your fault. This is what you get for denying the thread of Mecha-Shiva:  You attempt to transform into a giant robot, but realize too late that it's a stupid endeavour. In fact, of all the options that could lead to failure, this was a bullet train to self-destruction. In fact, it was almost as if in that moment your body was possessed by a complete idiot, how else could you do something so boneheaded? Anyways, while you dance about and wave your arms in the air, KRLN shoots you in the head.  You've unlocked the Game Over Ending. This is a standard ending that plays whenever you lose the game after discovering Lavos' existence. Basically, the screen fades out and the words "AND THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE" flash over the screen. That's it, nothing fancy, but I appreciate the effort of behalf of Skaresoft. Krad posted:Run at them using YMCH as a human shield and then suplex him into both of them. YMCH sacrifices himself in the ultimate expression of bro-hood. This is a double-boon, as now you don't have to attend his wedding.  You suplex YMCH's corpse THROUGH KRLN, severing his head. HECK YEAH!  nine-gear crow posted:Hyperbeam their treacherous asses and abscond with MRGE and the robot through the portal. Before you can attempt to abscond with MRGE, ARMS shoots her! (Mecha-Shiva, never forget!)  You decide it's time to peace out, so you and your remaining party members dive through the portal:  For some reason, you don't wind up travelling through time, but get kicked out onto this weird floating platform outside of time. You take a moment to catch you breath then rant about how horrible Planet Xenogears is.  You declare, that if it's the last thing you do, you will destroy Lavos and wipe Planet Xenogears' existence from time itself. You also vow to never return to that terrible place.  Never, ever! Not if you can help it! Anyways, you look around the platform--  There's like, a half of a bridge, a sparkling bucket, an old man by a lamppost, and a door to nowhere. What now, crew?!?
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Nov 13, 2014 05:40
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It has been forever since we left the fair and nature is calling. Relieve yourself in the handy bucket.
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Waffleman_ posted:It has been forever since we left the fair and nature is calling. You beat me to it. Fill the bucket.
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Blind Sally posted:You attempt to transform into a giant robot, but realize too late that it's a stupid endeavour. In fact, of all the options that could lead to failure, this was a bullet train to self-destruction. In fact, it was almost as if in that moment your body was possessed by a complete idiot, how else could you do something so boneheaded? Somewhere, there's a mayor of a village that feels quite satisfied with this conclusion. Take the sparkling bucket with you. It might be useful.
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Waffleman_ posted:It has been forever since we left the fair and nature is calling. But do it violently.
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Nov 13, 2014 05:49
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"Use" the bucket. For business.
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Nov 13, 2014 05:51
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Hooray for stealth Leonard cameo! Also Shove your face into BUCKET
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LJN92 posted:Somewhere, there's a mayor of a village that feels quite satisfied with this conclusion. There's a thought. How long until we recruit ORRN? Or... Hmm, how do you abbreviate Framboise into four letters? FRAM? FMBS? Eh, whatever. The DLC for that probably got cancelled. Also, I'm okay with this development. This thread has been magical (in both the good and  senses).
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Nov 13, 2014 06:02
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Waffleman_ posted:It has been forever since we left the fair and nature is calling. And use the old guy's robe to clean yourself after.
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Nov 13, 2014 06:24
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Violently interrogate the old guy, threaten him with the used bucket.
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Ask the old man whether the door leads to the Shivering Isles. I think it's around time we took a break from Mundus.
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Yapping Eevee posted:Hmm, how do you abbreviate Framboise into four letters? RAZZ
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