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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Tito Ortiz tricked Stephen Bonnar into accepting a spy into his camp

http://www.mmaweekly.com/tito-ortiz-says-he-turned-the-tables-on-stephan-bonnar-and-dana-white

Lord Waffle Beard fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Nov 11, 2014

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Tito Ortiz tricked Stephen Bonnar into accepting a spy into his camp

From my reading of that whole thing it sounds more like he wants us to believe he's been controlling Stephan Bonnar ala The Truman Show ever since he left the UFC. lmao

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Ah, the ol 'puppet master' defense, normally only seen on internet forums.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
it's almost like the roy nelson dumb smart dumb thing.

it's almost like tito ortiz is fully mentally retarded.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
edit: wrong topci

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
speaking of fully mentally retarded...

UFC vet Wanderlei Silva joins Bellator 131 pre-fight activities

I guess if you're going to burn a bridge you might as well get every piece of it.

Also Bellator owns & is extremely funny. I'm going to miss them a lot.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Man maybe I should go on Saturday...

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

1st AD posted:

Man maybe I should go on Saturday...

Where is it?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

1st AD posted:

Man maybe I should go on Saturday...

would this interfere with watching mark hunt fight for the title?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Gregor Samsa posted:

Where is it?

San Diego Valley View Cox Sports Gaming Arena

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

The face of a mastermind

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Seltzer posted:


The face of a mastermind

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Manhoef vs Wandy on Indian burial ground would be fantastic.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
It would be interesting if Bellator became the Pro Wrestling of MMA but I think relying on Tito Ortiz to sell anything is a disastrous mistake.

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP

THE BUTT MAN posted:

It would be interesting if Bellator became the Pro Wrestling of MMA but I think relying on Tito Ortiz to sell anything is a disastrous mistake.

false

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


tito thinks he's so clever but one tweet is all it takes for him to reveal his training secrets

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bubba Smith posted:

speaking of fully mentally retarded...

UFC vet Wanderlei Silva joins Bellator 131 pre-fight activities

I guess if you're going to burn a bridge you might as well get every piece of it.

Also Bellator owns & is extremely funny. I'm going to miss them a lot.

Isn't this even more dumb of Bellator as it was also the NSAC who kicked him to the curb?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lid posted:

Isn't this even more dumb of Bellator as it was also the NSAC who kicked him to the curb?

It's dumber because they risk tampering with a UFC contract.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

MassRafTer posted:

It's dumber because they risk tampering with a UFC contract.

LOL

quote:

Bellator announced on Monday that longtime MMA legend Wanderlei Silva would join several UFC veterans in their pre-Bellator 131 programming in San Diego. It turns out he won’t after all.

Bellator announced on Tuesday that Silva will not be able to participate in Friday’s event in Dave & Busters "due to prior contractual obligations."

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/11/11/7198601/wanderlei-silva-removed-from-bellator-131-appearance-due-to

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
"You better stop these punches from hitting your face...Because I'm kicking your rear end"


https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10205100886500501&set=vb.1194011170&type=2&theater


Countdown to Tito vs Bonnar

http://www.spike.com/episodes/dgxqkb/bellator-mma-countdown-to-tito-vs-bonnar-season-14-ep-special

Lord Waffle Beard fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 12, 2014

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Pretty sure that Bonnar is gonna spank tito

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CommonShore posted:

Pretty sure that Bonnar is gonna spank tito

yeah bonnar has been pretty consistent, and he's fighting tito ortiz

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Marching Powder posted:

yeah bonnar has been pretty consistent, and he's fighting tito ortiz

Not that I disagree, but don't forget:

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

CarlCX posted:

Not that I disagree, but don't forget:



While doing warmups, Coleman was taking down Jon Jones at will that week.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Yeah that's not really a good demonstration of anything since even today Coleman would probably wrestle Tito into incoherent dust

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

1st AD posted:

While doing warmups, Coleman was taking down Jon Jones at will that week.

If only wrestling and headbutts were allowed, Coleman would be the 205 champ, now and forever. :colbert:

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Remember when Coleman was going to wrestle Randy

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

origami posted:

Remember when Coleman was going to wrestle Randy

It's too bad he got injured in camp and had to pull out.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

fatherdog posted:

Yeah that's not really a good demonstration of anything since even today Coleman would probably wrestle Tito into incoherent dust

Why did the Hammer have to get injured before it could happen :(

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MassRafTer posted:

Why did the Hammer have to get injured before it could happen :(

Shawn Tompkins died for his sins.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

You are all very likely correct but I am still afraid to believe in Stephan Bonnar.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CarlCX posted:

You are all very likely correct but I am still afraid to believe in Stephan Bonnar.

He does tend to only lose to future/former champions (and Kryzstof)

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

Kota Ibushi will be doing a shoot show on 11/30, the S Cup world tournament, held at Sumo Hall. It will be under shoot boxing rules, which is a Japanese sport that combines boxing with takedowns, very much like the San Shou matches Cung Le used to do. The idea came from a meeting between the head of Shoot Boxing, Takeshi Caesar, and Sanshiro Takagi, the President of the DDT promotion that Ibushi is under one of his two contracts to. Caesar asked if there were any pro wrestlers who could do his show and Takagi suggested Ibushi. Ibushi was asked and agreed to it, saying he’d like to introduce shoot boxing fans to pro wrestling and also pro wrestling fans to shoot boxing. Ibushi won’t be in the tournament, but will do an exhibition match on the show. The opponent hasn’t been decided, but Caesar wants it to be Sakuraba, feeling the pro wrestler superstar vs. MMA legend fight will garner attention for his show. Even though Ibushi is thought of as a lighter weight high-flying pretty boy type, before he was in pro wrestling, he won a major real combat sports tournament (New Karate K-Z tournament) in the summer of 2003. Between Sakuraba and Ibushi doing shoot matches, you almost think that people in wrestling never learn from previous mistakes.


What the gently caress Japan

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Yuriy posted:

What the gently caress Japan

Oh, this poo poo is happening again. Japan needs to realise that Sakuraba was an anomaly and it's rare for a wrestler to be good at actual fighting.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Testekill posted:

it's rare for a wrestler to be good at actual fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP5XkOk7I1w

I've never actually watched this, but the first fight owns.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Testekill posted:

Oh, this poo poo is happening again. Japan needs to realise that Sakuraba was an anomaly and it's rare for a wrestler to be good at actual fighting.

It's okay, we just need to throw freakishly heavier opponents at them until they build up an immunity.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26EaXLQIbQQ

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

I couldn't make it through that. Hearing Tito speak makes me too vicariously embarrassed.

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Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Wise Learned Man posted:

I couldn't make it through that. Hearing Tito speak makes me too vicariously embarrassed.

Me too, I've never even watched the whole :ortiz: video. I just get too uncomfortable and have to do something else.

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