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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

that was awesome

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squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
KG has like one move and it's amazing haha back escape to RNC

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Man it's a bad night if you possess a windpipe and a desire to breathe

diesiel
Aug 11, 2012
Jake Ellenberger is quite possibly one of the biggest quitters i've ever seen in MMA.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Kelvin is my loving guy.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

this card is pretty awesome.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Wow, good for you Kelvin. His RNC is nasty.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Kelvin is a loving beast.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
Goddamn Gastellum got such good instincts

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

DoombatINC posted:

Man it's a bad night if you possess a windpipe and a desire to breathe

Hunt :smith:

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
drat Kelvin

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
Ellenberger is gonna do really well in WSOF

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Only the second time I've seen him fight, but drat that was impressiove.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Rory might be the only guy to beat Kelvin because he's too autistic for a cool guy like Kelvin. Otherwise go ahead and give me Kelvin vs the rest of the ranked guys at this point. He's ready.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Jesus Kelvin is such a good back taker

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

JHomer722 posted:

Is this a three or five round fight?

it's a one round one

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

MacDougall posted:

Ellenberger vs. Gastelum is 3. Hunt vs. Werdum is 5.

Did you mean minutes?

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
So hot in slow mo, every limb snuck in to its sweet spot and wrapped that poo poo up

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Kelvin is so loving quick for a welter.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



That active win streak roster for welterweight.

GSP we need you

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Gregor Samsa posted:

Because, just to repeat myself, I am guessing he thought both co-main and main are 5 rounds.

And, again, based on what?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Kelvin is so loving great. Has anyone in UFC history developed so quickly? In less than two years he went from underdog on TUF to storming the top 10 of a tough division.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Still cool

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

this interpreter must be thrilled to be hugged by Joe Rogan

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

...did anyone else not know he spoke spanish?

I thought he had memorized a phrase or two to start but holy poo poo he speaks the language.

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


lol at the translator just guessing "...omaha"

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

...did anyone else not know he spoke spanish?

I thought he had memorized a phrase or two to start but holy poo poo he speaks the language.

He's gonna be the GSP of Mexico

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Kelvin is so loving great. Has anyone in UFC history developed so quickly? In less than two years he went from underdog on TUF to storming the top 10 of a tough division.

TJ Dillashaw, sort of. Losing to Dodson only happened less than 3 years before he took the championship from a guy everyone touted as one of the best in the world.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

...did anyone else not know he spoke spanish?

I thought he had memorized a phrase or two to start but holy poo poo he speaks the language.

They mentioned during the walkout that his mother crossed the border while pregnant with him.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

...did anyone else not know he spoke spanish?

I thought he had memorized a phrase or two to start but holy poo poo he speaks the language.

Goldie explained he is the son of immigrants, so he had to speak to his parents. Also probably translated for them growing up too.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

1st AD posted:

Jesus Kelvin is such a good back taker

muy explosivo

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
rogan really flexing that word of the day cube calendar intellect

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

Tezcatlipoca posted:

And, again, based on what?

him not knowing a lot about fights. which is why, i assume, he came in here asking questions about fights.

freud mayweather fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Nov 16, 2014

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Tezcatlipoca posted:

And, again, based on what?

Why are you being such a oval office over something inconsequential?

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Rogan keeps saying trying to push that Ellenberger just kinda took it and was lackadaisical on the ground,, but I think that's really underselling just how quick Kelvin's transition was to his back. I don't think that one's on Ellenberger.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

...did anyone else not know he spoke spanish?

I thought he had memorized a phrase or two to start but holy poo poo he speaks the language.

Yeah he's mexican.


I don't know why he didn't just answer in both english and spanish rather than use the horrible translator.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Hunt or be Hunted

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

attackmole posted:

Rogan keeps saying trying to push that Ellenberger just kinda took it and was lackadaisical on the ground,, but I think that's really underselling just how quick Kelvin's transition was to his back. I don't think that one's on Ellenberger.

It looked like Jake had a brain fart for a few seconds

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


How demoralizing must it be to hit a gnarly suplex only to have your opponent on your back in less than 2 seconds?

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diesiel
Aug 11, 2012
I think i'll have a heart-attack before Hunt does if he continues fighting.

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