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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
If they brought back slavery would you purchase any slaves to help you run your business/harvest your crops?

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Studies show youtube audiences are really young. Have you ever considered making loud noises and funny faces in your Let's Play videos to broaden your appeal to the 1-34 demographic?

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
If you could be any kind of worm, what kind of worm would you be?

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
How many times did you let Shmorky sexually assault your children before you fired him?

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moot4king
Oct 9, 2012
Pillbug
What are your thoughts on empty-quoting?

liquorlanche
Sep 10, 2014
Do you live in the strip mall?

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
Lowtax can I have the toilet man avatar back please?

Also what are your thought on magic beans?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Smokey posted:

Lowtax, have you ever done buttfucking before?

no

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

McDowell posted:

Do you still use the legal lawyer services of Leonard J Crabs? We haven't heard from him lately.
we're not popular or edgy enough anymore to be a target

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Top City Homo posted:

idiots in GBS are constantly talking about "bringing back LF" please state unequivocally your stand on the matter so i can point and laugh at them whenever this happens by quoting you, our overlord and master.
LF is absolutely never returning

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TipsyMc posted:

Do the Royals have a legit chance of returning to the playoffs next year or was this year a fluke?
depends if they actually do anything of note in the offseason, besides letting Butler go

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Apthous posted:

How many times did you let Shmorky sexually assault your children before you fired him?

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edgy comedy right there dude

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Tailored Sauce posted:

If you could be any kind of worm, what kind of worm would you be?

tapeworm, and hope I got to fall out of the butt of a real hunky stud

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

moot4king posted:

What are your thoughts on empty-quoting?

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


what are your thoughts on GBS superstar al borland

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Apthous posted:

If they brought back slavery would you purchase any slaves to help you run your business/harvest your crops?
I would probably not engage in slavery, no

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
What's the best way to avoid accidentally meeting Shmorky in general? Like if I don't want to accidentally run into him at a crab shack in Delaware or something.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Alan Smithee posted:

Studies show youtube audiences are really young. Have you ever considered making loud noises and funny faces in your Let's Play videos to broaden your appeal to the 1-34 demographic?
My soul would feel filthy

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

What's the best way to avoid accidentally meeting Shmorky in general? Like if I don't want to accidentally run into him at a crab shack in Delaware or something.
Don't go to his house in Pleasant Hill I guess.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Wertjoe posted:

What do you do during the day? Does the forum give you enough money to just live comfortably like a retired guy?
Experience crippling anxiety that prevents me from accomplishing anything meaningful

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lowtax posted:

Don't go to his house in Pleasant Hill I guess.

Thank you very much for this advice.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a starwar betamax posted:

lowtax where do you go to church
Believing in things is for suckers

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dead Precedents posted:

If you could go back in time, would you not start SA again to prevent all the crap that comes along with it?

Also, would this be a cool av?


No, I love SA and am proud of it and you guys on the forums. I still think the community here is, by and far, the best on the internet.

And yes that would be a cool AV

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Edgar posted:

What is your weekend plan? I hope it involves waffles and horses.
Gonna sit around and be sad this isn't my weekend to have my kids.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Apthous posted:

On average how many selfies do you take per day?

Never took a selfie, nobody wants to see my face, including myself

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

naem posted:

Loatax do you like aminals

yeah, I especially love dik-diks

deviler
Feb 20, 2007

Let's take this star craft out of dry dock, shall we?
Hey Lowtax what is your favorite fictional cat?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

deviler posted:

Hey Lowtax what is your favorite fictional cat?
Garfield because man, I also hate Mondays and absolutely love lasagna!!!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Do you like this beetle? It's my friend's pet.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

axolotl farmer posted:

Do you like this beetle? It's my friend's pet.



I hate that

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

How much FlatFalls merchandise do you have left?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Father Wendigo posted:

How much FlatFalls merchandise do you have left?

hehehe like 99% of it, maybe more

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster
By what metric are Mods chosen? Are there endowment rituals?

Also, I am sure other people have asked this so if someone could repost it I'd be grateful, what IS the penultimate golem as envisioned by Lowtax?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

The Snark posted:

By what metric are Mods chosen? Are there endowment rituals?
If they don't have a long rap sheet, if they've contributed positively and are active in that forum, and if they've been here for a while. FUN FACT: nobody wants to be mod of GBS anymore because folks are afraid of being doxxed by "that crazy site" and having their personal information and family information leaked.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Lowtax posted:

hehehe like 99% of it, maybe more

You know you could repurpose them as insulation or curtains and sheets for a charming B&B, and then write it off as a business expense? Stick with me, and we'll be rolling in granite countertops by the end of fiscal year 2015!


I'll take my consultation fee in City Name Sports Team jerseys, thanks.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Have you fashioned, met or smitten a golem? Golems are pretty cool, anything you can tell me about them is of interest.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
corn tortillas or flour tortillas?

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Lowtax posted:

If they don't have a long rap sheet, if they've contributed positively and are active in that forum, and if they've been here for a while. FUN FACT: nobody wants to be mod of GBS anymore because folks are afraid of being doxxed by "that crazy site" and having their personal information and family information leaked.

Why not just make up a dummy account and HELLTANK some motherfuckers every few weeks?

Is it because you don't have ten dollars?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
coffee: black or other?

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Spanish Manlove posted:

corn tortillas or flour tortillas?
Flour

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