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I'll have you know that I'm a gifted high achiever and have the certificate to prove it.
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Nov 20, 2014 06:49
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what is the likelihood that the thieves read the same foru... oh heh bitcoin
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Nov 20, 2014 08:13
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pimply faced kid from the simpsons: dear craigslist, whoever took a green mountain bike please return it that is not cool
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Nov 20, 2014 08:16
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fermun posted:[–]ohminuk 25 points 11 hours ago lol
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Nov 20, 2014 10:14
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crusader_complex posted:pimply faced kid from the simpsons: I prefer Hans Moleman's voice because he has far less dignity
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Nov 20, 2014 10:29
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So what would happen if someone registered, say, the word "have" with the changetip bot as meaning $20?
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Nov 20, 2014 10:29
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This thread's pretty good http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mstow/vault_of_satoshi_shows_all_your_identity/ quote:Vault of Satoshi shows all your identity verification information in your account - Drivers License Number, Secondary ID, Date of Birth, Banking Details, all of it! quote:[–]abdullahadam[S] 68 points 13 hours ago* quote:[–]Dogeholio 52 points 11 hours ago
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Nov 20, 2014 10:33
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Jabor posted:So what would happen if someone registered, say, the word "have" with the changetip bot as meaning $20? when changetip has conflicting amounts, it goes with the smaller number Sentient Data posted:Pleasepleaseplease lead to some fun....
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Nov 20, 2014 11:09
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fermun posted:when changetip has conflicting amounts, it goes with the smaller number then someone should register have to be the smallest amount change tip supports
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Nov 20, 2014 13:05
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I got a merchant to start accepting bitcoin. Tried to tell them about some of the "in jokes" for when bitcoiners come in. Now I saw this on their Facebook. (imgur.com) submitted 12 hours ago by michaeldunworthsydne 
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Nov 20, 2014 14:04
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[–]xbtdev 6 points 8 hours ago I picture the clerk saying "How would you like to pay for that?" and you holding up your smartphone and saying "This is gentlemen". 
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Nov 20, 2014 14:04
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Please god - someone design a decentralized bitcoin powerball to destroy predatory lottery practices (rywalk.wordpress.com) submitted 8 hours ago by RSky215 [–]joae1975[🍰] 16 points 4 hours ago Seriously, just solo mine with 3gh. That's like playing the lottery for 25 blocks every 10 minutes. Already invented.
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Nov 20, 2014 14:05
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a fair decentralized lottery where everybody wins things Bitcoiners don't understand n...: lotteries
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Nov 20, 2014 15:15
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FrozenVent posted:then someone should register have to be the smallest amount change tip supports Can you mess with dollar amounts or just the goofy poo poo bitcoiners have come up with like 1 lawksy? Like, if someone does the whole "changetip this person $1.00" it instead sends a tip for $0.02?
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Nov 20, 2014 15:20
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changetip college tuition sends 50 cents and a message to just wait 20 years.
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Nov 20, 2014 15:24
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Exinos posted:Can you mess with dollar amounts or just the goofy poo poo bitcoiners have come up with like 1 lawksy? You can override "dollar" so that it becomes a cent or whatever. Dunno about "$" What I have seen is people overriding common stuff like coffee from the default $1.50 to $0.10 or so, or croissant from $2.50 to $0.10 (it is always ten cents) and then using an alt-account and inadvertently tipping the default amounts and crying about it. My dollar!
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Nov 20, 2014 15:29
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trucutru posted:You can override "dollar" so that it becomes a cent or whatever. Dunno about "$" that is hilarious. bitcoiners are children
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Nov 20, 2014 15:36
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Hammerite posted:bitcoiners are children then again, this way they can lose their life savings in butts and still not completely gently caress up their lives so there's that
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Nov 20, 2014 17:07
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i mean i like laughing at /r/bitcoin as much as the next guy but a lot of their posting is explained by the fact that they are not only mentally but also physically 15 years old
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Nov 20, 2014 17:11
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That's why people like the winkletwits are way funnier
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Nov 20, 2014 17:18
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turns 16, gets first job, scrubs dishes for 4 hours on friday and saturday afternoons, gets first pay slip WHATS THIS TAX BULLSHIT THATS SO UNFAIR WHY ARE THEY STEALING MY MONEY BUY BITCOINS SMASH THE SYSTEM gently caress YOU DAD!
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Nov 20, 2014 17:52
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heh, okay hacker dad you've made your point. Next time I won't store it so carelessly. You can give me back my bits now. Seriously I need those bits hacker dad I've learned my lesson cut it out
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Nov 20, 2014 18:35
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Nice hack. But seriously, don't do it again.
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Nov 20, 2014 18:53
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a bitcoiner's message to the guy who took his bike wheel
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Nov 20, 2014 18:56
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lol wtf is side chains? and what problem are the supposed to solve?
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Nov 20, 2014 20:01
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Greed is eternal posted:lol wtf is side chains? and what problem are the supposed to solve? they squash the bass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDLTpe9p334
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Nov 20, 2014 20:15
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Greed is eternal posted:lol wtf is side chains? and what problem are the supposed to solve? side chains are attached to a belt loop at one end and to your wallet at the other
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Nov 20, 2014 20:16
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sidechains don't exist yet but: you know how bitcoin is limited to 7 transactions per second? well that's the math based on dividing the maximum block size out over 10 minutes and seeing how many transactions would fit. the math has changed a bit though, bitcoin transactions are variable in size because they can come from multiple addresses and be sent to multiple addresses, and transactions have generally become larger as time has gone on. the math works out to about 5 transactions per second these days, and that makes bitcoin kind of useless. the idea then is to create a system which pegs an altcoin to the value of a set of bitcoins, so people can send bitcoins to a specific address and those bitcoins become the basis of an altcoin, which would be used for a more limited set of transactions. then they would want some way to automatically set it up so that people could add more bitcoins and it would create more of the altcoin or they could send some of the altcoin somewhere and it'd automatically cash out and send the appropriate number of bitcoins from the sidechain reserve to your bitcoin address. i think this is right, someone will probably correct me if i've hosed it up.
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Nov 20, 2014 20:20
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fermun posted:the math works out to about 5 transactions per second these days, holy poo poo. so at this rate, bitcoin will be not only practically but literally unusable before 2020?
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Nov 20, 2014 20:25
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fermun posted:and transactions have generally become larger as time has gone on. What is the cause for this?
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Pardot posted:What is the cause for this? lack of exercise or ill-chosen nutrition most of the time
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Nov 20, 2014 20:33
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fermun posted:sidechains don't exist yet but: so aside from being dumb why don't these exist they don't sound that hard to make edit: nevermind i guess the mining would be weird
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Nov 20, 2014 20:36
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Pardot posted:What is the cause for this? I'm guessing the more you use bitcoins, the more addresses you accumulate, so a two bitcoin transaction would come from two dozen addresses instead of just two.
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Nov 20, 2014 20:48
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Pardot posted:What is the cause for this? the estimate for the 7 transactions per second thing used a weird estimate of transaction size based on it sending from one address to one address. that's not the normal situation, most of them usually send from at least one address to a destination address as well as a second address that all the change from the transaction goes to. 7 transactions per second is 4200 transactions every 10 minutes, and a block must be under 1MB, which is 1048576 bytes, so about 250 bytes per transaction. that works for one source address and one destination address. that does not work for: https://blockchain.info/tx/905d3a26bf2221940fa4c98c48a9717df9e6940a85761e9861f61f0b47378650 looks like the average from the last 6 blocks puts the average transaction size about 550 bytes, which would only allow 1906 transactions in a block, which would only be 3.18 transactions per second. 
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Nov 20, 2014 20:54
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surebet posted:I got a merchant to start accepting bitcoin. Tried to tell them about some of the "in jokes" for when bitcoiners come in. Now I saw this on their Facebook. (imgur.com) does snapcard mean they accept supplementary nutritional assistance program dollars as well as bitcoin?
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Nov 20, 2014 21:05
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Tanith posted:does snapcard mean they accept supplementary nutritional assistance program dollars as well as bitcoin? i support mandatory bitcoin testing for all recipients of SNAP or WIC benefits
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Nov 20, 2014 21:13
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Tanith posted:does snapcard mean they accept supplementary nutritional assistance program dollars as well as bitcoin? snapcard is the middleman that lets them never have to touch bitcoins
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Nov 20, 2014 21:14
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Dren posted:so aside from being dumb why don't these exist its already in the wiki what more do you people want
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fermun posted:looks like the average from the last 6 blocks puts the average transaction size about 550 bytes, which would only allow 1906 transactions in a block, which would only be 3.18 transactions per second. checked this for a larger number of blocks. last 33 blocks, block numbers 330862 through 330894 had 25,134 transactions and a total size of 12771.2kB, working out to an average transaction size of 520.3 bytes per transaction. That average allows an average of 2015.3 transactions per block, and that works out to a real network transaction volume rate maximum of 3.36 transactions per second. i also discovered that the mining pool polmine is doing that thing where they only include a number of transactions that is a power of 2. https://blockchain.info/blocks/Polmine
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