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Gatekeeper posted:I remember seeing this years ago, definitely over a decade ago, and just recently it came up in conversation with someone who said a movie had been made based on this want ad. He couldn't remember the name of the film, and neither of us could remember the full text of the ad and were apparently too drunk to figure out what combination of words to use to google it, so I never did find out what it was called. Turns out its called Safety Not Guaranteed and it looks like it might actually be a pretty good movie. So thank you I really liked it. It's kind of awkward throughout most of it but it's definitely a good movie.
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I remember that movie. It's got Aubrey Plaza in it iirc. Good film.
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Some already in this thread, some new. http://www.dose.com/lists/629/Local-News-TV-Captions-That-Were-So-Wrong-They-Were-Just-Right
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Xinlum posted:
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As someone who has worked as a copy editor/page designer, I'll tell you that the worst puns and innuendo are entirely deliberate. We get bored, you see.
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Man's Scarf 'A bit too gay' for police.  http://nzhondas.com/pub/46390-man-s-scarf-bit-too-gay-police.html I wish I'd kept that front page, as it seems to have disappeared down the memory hole on the internet.
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A few I've seen recently, don't feel like taking screenshots: "George Harrison Memorial Tree Killed by Actual Beetles" "There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control" "Teenager Gets High On New Drug Called ‘Meow Meow,’ Stabs His Mother And Cuts His Dick Off"
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All those letters to Melmac gone, lost down the poop chute.
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The Mentalizer posted:All those letters to Melmac gone, lost down the poop chute. Shoulda been cat poo...
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   They caught her mid HmmmmHmmm Haruharuharuko has a new favorite as of 03:33 on Nov 21, 2014 |
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Female Carrot Top: Please, God, Call me Ebola Nurse
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I once wrote on a fire at a prosthetic company that "resulted in the loss of numerous arms and legs, but fortunately, no injuries." Holy poo poo, I got the most angry phone call in my life the next day from a woman with a prosthetic arm.
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Plastic Megaphone posted:I once wrote on a fire at a prosthetic company that "resulted in the loss of numerous arms and legs, but fortunately, no injuries." Wha... how... Why did she get angry? Am I missing something? How does "prosthetic arms and legs being damaged in a fire but no one was hurt" get someone pissed off?
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Randalor posted:Wha... how... Why did she get angry? Am I missing something? How does "prosthetic arms and legs being damaged in a fire but no one was hurt" get someone pissed off? Sometimes people get upset when a joke is made at what they perceive to be their expense. She took the joke as making fun of people with prosthetics.
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Is it haunted?
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The Missing Link posted:Is it haunted? That's more common than you might think.
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It might be filled with centipedes.
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Slime posted:Sometimes people get upset when a joke is made at what they perceive to be their expense. She took the joke as making fun of people with prosthetics. Even so, if what he's saying is true, it seems like she really let it get out of hand.
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Plastic Megaphone posted:I once wrote on a fire at a prosthetic company that "resulted in the loss of numerous arms and legs, but fortunately, no injuries."
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Regalingualius posted:Even so, if what he's saying is true, it seems like she really let it get out of hand. He should say sorry, though. Don't want to start off on the wrong foot.
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MyFaceBeHi posted:He should say sorry, though. Don't want to start off on the wrong foot. I don't think he really has a leg to stand on here.
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 She used to be the Secretary of Commerce in Sweden.
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