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quote:Cora allegedly moaned that she is being "sold short" in the divorce settlement while Ralf allegedly flies his pet dog to St Tropez aboard his private jet whenever he misses him. I wish I was rich.
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autism chariot posted:So you're wife bathes in this like it ain't no thang then? Who do you think I am? Ralph Schumacher? I have to work hard to put bananas on the table. #notblessed
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Whitey Ford posted:Who do you think I am? Ralph Schumacher? FTFY.
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Nov 24, 2014 11:17
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800-odd unread posts in the 2014 season thread, worth reading back over it or is it going to be you bunch of sperg lords spazzing over Lewis Sham-ilton? Here's to the off season, I have a nagging doubt that Button won't be around in 2015 but we'll have to wait and see  Kinda sucks for the pair of Mclaren drivers to not know their future this late in the year.
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Nov 24, 2014 11:30
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autism chariot posted:You're bachelordom is showing. Germans can be very strange when it comes to cleaners. I don't know if it's been translated into English but a couple of years ago a Polish cleaner wrote a book on all the strange things her clients did, things like leaving money under the bed to check her honesty and generally treating her like dirt while paying in cash to dodge taxes.
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Nov 24, 2014 11:47
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So, the off season thread is going to be all about what women smear on their faces? I mean, I'm just checking.
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enri posted:800-odd unread posts in the 2014 season thread, worth reading back over it or is it going to be you bunch of sperg lords spazzing over Lewis Sham-ilton? Nah, not worth reading if you missed the liveposting during the race. Ghost of Mussolini posted:#FerrariFinger Here's hoping they can salvage something...I don't see it happening, this is Alonso all over again.
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Nov 24, 2014 12:09
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krushgroove posted:Nah, not worth reading if you missed the liveposting during the race. Ta, I'll skip it then, house move means no internet at home for another week yet In a strange twist of fate, I did manage to watch the race live though, one of a handful I've caught live this year (and not promptly fallen asleep trying to watch after 9pm)
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Remember when Alonso used to do like a sort of crab pincer move with both hands during a cool down lap after a win? I hope we see that 20 times next season. Edit - Ralf must have made some wise investments. I know he made big bucks for a few years but thats a nice fortune he seems to have amassed. AgentJotun fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Nov 24, 2014 |
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Nov 24, 2014 12:18
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So, uhh...looks like McRarren-Honda went off with a fizzle? Wimper perhaps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzouwIF-5CU
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Nov 24, 2014 12:25
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krushgroove posted:Here's hoping they can salvage something...I don't see it happening, this is Alonso all over again. Michael won 2 titles before moving to Ferrari, thus I conservatively estimate 10 consecutive titles brought to their rightful place in Maranello.
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Nov 24, 2014 12:48
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AgentJotun posted:Remember when Alonso used to do like a sort of crab pincer move with both hands during a cool down lap after a win? I hope we see that 20 times next season. IIRC he was the highest paid F1 driver in 2007 because Toyota was managed by idiots.
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Nov 24, 2014 12:55
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So, who has the post stats to the last thread? And hello off-season thread. Let the arguments, probates and banning's commence.
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Nov 24, 2014 13:01
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I just hope that the big 4-5 constructors are a bit more competitive next year, now that everyone knows the Renault engines are shithouse and have had a full season with the 1.6 V6 Turbos. Also less dicknose. Double points are also confirmed gone yes?
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Nov 24, 2014 13:35
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Camoes posted:I wish I was rich. If I was i'd just fly a bunch of cats around on a private jet for no reason other than to post #megacatjet
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:So, who has the post stats to the last thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3616451 Four time WDC Alain Prost takes the top spot with a tremendous 928 posts, beating out second place poster learnincurve by over 100 posts.
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The Croc posted:If I was i'd just fly a bunch of cats around on a private jet for no reason other than to post #megacatjet You'd inadvertently make millions off youtube. Once you're rich, getting richer is easy.
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Mimetic posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3616451 Lucky 13, I'll take that as a hint.
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Mimetic posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3616451 I am the Valterri Bottas of the Worst Thread. I can live with that.
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Nov 24, 2014 14:25
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HJB posted:Lucky 13, I'll take that as a hint. That makes you the thread Pastor Maldonado.
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Diet Crack posted:I just hope that the big 4-5 constructors are a bit more competitive next year, now that everyone knows the Renault engines are shithouse and have had a full season with the 1.6 V6 Turbos. Also less dicknose. Not confirmed but I think everyone's assuming. Did it end up making a difference to any position? EDIT : Why don't I check, I think the answer is no, although Magnussen requires a tiebreak to beat Kimi whereas before he'd be a point clear.
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Nov 24, 2014 14:56
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Ferrari pulls a Ferrari and gives Mattiacci the axe: http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/116923
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Nov 24, 2014 15:37
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The Scud will rise again.
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Nov 24, 2014 15:38
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George Zimmer posted:Ferrari pulls a Ferrari and gives Mattiacci the axe: That was quick. A change of ownership and a revolving door of managers arent exactly a good sign of stability. Hopefully they will fold like marussia and people can finally stop saying "It wouldnt be f1 without ferrari" when the season starts off without a hitch.
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Nov 24, 2014 15:40
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Nov 24, 2014 15:43
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It's nice that Ferrari are well and truly back to their pre Schumacher/Brawn/Todt ways. They really ought to paint the cars a darker red and paint the wings black.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:05
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Diet Crack posted:Ross Brawn to Ferrari e5 This would bump my passive dislike of Ferrari to mild support. EDIT: Nevermind, forgot about Vettel
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Nov 24, 2014 16:07
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Alain Post posted:The Scud will rise again. It's a wise move.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:09
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Falken posted:It's nice that Ferrari are well and truly back to their pre Schumacher/Brawn/Todt ways. They really ought to paint the cars a darker red and paint the wings black. Remember how long it took with Schumacher. Nobody will remember, though, and bitch that they don't win the Championship in their first season. I wasn't exactly a fan of Schumacher and Ferrari in 1996 and I prayed that the days I feared would never come, but I knew they would, and (Schuey busting his leg aside, think he would have taken '99 otherwise) but it still took five seasons.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:14
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Kimi is the only Ferrari employee that has made it through this year without being fired.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:28
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Kimi status: getting paid.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:32
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Bring back Steve Sunday #IceCreamSunday
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Dudley posted:Not confirmed but I think everyone's assuming. Did it end up making a difference to any position? Perez got the jump on someone I think.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:44
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Dudley posted:Not confirmed but I think everyone's assuming. Did it end up making a difference to any position? Perez leapfrogs Magnussen and Raikkonen under double points, otherwise there's no place changes, but a few gaps are different.
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Nov 24, 2014 16:48
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Perez is all good for next year, right? I thought I heard someone saying that.
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Nov 24, 2014 17:34
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Yeah he is. I think he got a podium place last season, so it's no real surprise.
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George Zimmer posted:Ferrari pulls a Ferrari and gives Mattiacci the axe: ahahahaha yessss this has to be because he let Alonso go. Seriously, what a loving dumbass. Of all the things to change around in that shamble of an organization you ditch Alonso of all people instead of, say, Raikkonen? What?
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simplefish posted:Yeah he is. I think he got a podium place last season, so it's no real surprise. I had completely forgotten about this (and had to double check which race - Bahrain), but it serves as a nice reminder of the early Merc engine dominance.
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simplefish posted:Yeah he is. I think he got a podium place last season, so it's no real surprise. He's got that sweet sweet cartel money too. 
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Wirth1000 posted:ahahahaha yessss this has to be because he let Alonso go. Seriously, what a loving dumbass. Of all the things to change around in that shamble of an organization you ditch Alonso of all people instead of, say, Raikkonen? What? no, the rumors are that mattiaci's appointment was always going to be temporary and that it was meant to groom him for the role di montezemolo held within ferrari (presumably once ferrari is spun off from fiat)
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