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uranus posted:what if you tattooed your address on your face what then huh what if you tattooed someone else's address on your face? would you become them?
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duTrieux. posted:but... the contracts are smart! smart contracts are awesome because they're basically "contracts that google for specific things to have happened" then you enter a death pool that Bill Clinton will be the next president to die and CNN runs a headline that says "new bill by Josh Clinton dies on Wyoming senate floor" and congrats you're a winner
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I'm trying to figure out all of the mental hoops you have to jump through to think that a computer program is better than all notaries and lawyers and man oh man are they not pretty however they perfectly encapsulate the bitcoin founding principles of paranoia technofetishism and naivety
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if you think that law is just a logic game with precise rules and incantations then it makes sense
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duTrieux. posted:if you think that law is just a logic game with precise rules and incantations then it makes sense Also helps if you are a beepboop robot and assume everyone else is
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TVarmy posted:so with 4k TV and fiber optic broadband, does this mean we finally have a powerful enough porn system to foster the ultimate kink? (naked human people in long term relationships having consensual sex) well i don't know about that but when i got my 4k display i blew goatse up really big and showed everyone felt about the same really
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theflyingexecutive posted:so how does a bitcoin contract work? it doesn't, op
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Verdafolio posted:yospos would be greatly improved by an influx of pоссийские мемы sorry, i meant pre-russia bradfitz-owned LJ
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Werthog 95 posted:who the hell is ron swanson 
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bucketmouse posted:well i don't know about that but when i got my 4k display i blew goatse up really big and showed everyone didn't our friend Kirk only take the picture at like 1024 x 768 or something did everyone know what they were looking at or did they just see some big pixely rectum action until they stepped back 30 feet like one of those "fool your eyes" thing
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I'm a bit late on CD chat but I remember I had some body atlus thing and I'd just watch a tiny postage stamp video of a pregnant lady's breasts getting bigger over and over and over. And thus inflation fetish pornography was born. theflyingexecutive posted:what if you tattooed someone else's address on your face? would you become them? You'd only become their legal fiction, they could still refuse to create joinder by simply not touching your face.
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theflyingorc posted:(except seeing it lose all its value of course) depends how deep you're leveraged, and also capital gains taxes will amount to a bajilionny percent somehow
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Ripoff posted:didn't our friend Kirk only take the picture at like 1024 x 768 or something it's such an old photo that he probably took it with a film camera and the original might still exist somewhere 
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Wheany posted:it's such an old photo that he probably took it with a film camera and the original might still exist somewhere scan my neg rear end in a top hat
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making the word's first goatse victim some poor photo developer
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Ripoff posted:didn't our friend Kirk only take the picture at like 1024 x 768 or something one of them thought it was a sailboat but then: no, it's goatass
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theflyingexecutive posted:making the word's first goatse victim some poor photo developer lots of dudes who worked photo developing were pervs tho
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Wheany posted:it's such an old photo that he probably took it with a film camera and the original might still exist somewhere it belongs in a museum
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Nintendo Kid posted:lots of dudes who worked photo developing were pervs tho Robin Williams One Hour Photo
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:sting's back last night made me cum
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also technically sting never really left, he just went to tna, the new jewel in the destination america tv lineup
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Wheany posted:it's such an old photo that he probably took it with a film camera and the original might still exist somewhere i like to think it was taken on an old school sony digital camera with the 3.5 floppy disks. i used to think parents who used that into the late 2000s "because how do you get the pictures off without a floppy?" were dumb as all hell, but now i realize it's a cute kind of dumb now that i am older and have seen more aggressive and mean-hearted forms of dumb. the world needs more  kind of dumb.
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theflyingexecutive posted:making the word's first goatse victim some poor photo developer holy poo poo what an honor that would be
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TVarmy posted:i like to think it was taken on an old school sony digital camera with the 3.5 floppy disks. i used to think parents who used that into the late 2000s "because how do you get the pictures off without a floppy?" were dumb as all hell, but now i realize it's a cute kind of dumb now that i am older and have seen more aggressive and mean-hearted forms of dumb. the world needs more uhh using any of the like 10 flash standards available at the time or even better special proprietary serial/parallel connections to get photos off non-removable memory really was a pain in the rear end then. nothing stupid about the floppies at all. widespread usb solved the real problems, but that took quite a bit.
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a not-bad go at guerrilla marketing for the bitcoiners http://np.reddit.com/r/millionairemakers/comments/2na6tu/reddit_lets_make_a_millionaire/ tldr; the thread is going to pick a thread participant and hopefully crowdsource making them rich. the way you participate is post a comment to enter, then vote in the "how you want to be paid" poll. SURPRISE two of the methods are bitcoin, and only other one is paypal.... SURPRISE2 even with the most unfavourable possible wording of paypal, it's still out in front 
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bucketmouse posted:one of them thought it was a sailboat what is that man doing to his schooner?
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JaysonAych posted:what is that man doing to his schooner? yawling the poop deck
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killhamster posted:sorry, i meant pre-russia bradfitz-owned LJ same, <lj user="killhamster">, member of <lj community="salj">
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:same, <lj user="killhamster">, member of <lj community="salj">
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lol at millionaire makers: it's like a lottery except you pay after you lose
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stealing this from the grey thread: http://www.startupsmart.com.au/fina...4112413685.html tl;dr SALES TAXES ON BITCOIN ARE BAD BECAUSE WHY WOULD THE INTERNET IS NOT A FAX MACHINE something something but then: quote:“For example, a car could use the blockchain to identify its owner,” he says. so how do you start the car then? even those fancy pants keyless entry/startup cars need a fob. so what, post a signed tx to start it?
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theflyingexecutive posted:I'm trying to figure out all of the mental hoops you have to jump through to think that a computer program is better than all notaries and lawyers and man oh man are they not pretty  consented to sex
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*turns key* *waits ten minutes*
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Bananalogue posted:*turns key* no you see theres no more key to turn
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Bananalogue posted:*turns key* the only way in which bitcoin could be said to be "innovating" in this usecase is that in theory you could have the buyer sending the money and the seller sending ownership in the same transaction, signed by both parties so it doesn't go ahead without both agreeing. but that's totally useless if you happen to live in the real world instead of a beep boop byzantine generals ancap dystopia with no chargebacks
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my favorite part is how if someone steals your private key you have no way of proving you ever owned the car
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surebet posted:so how do you start the car then? even those fancy pants keyless entry/startup cars need a fob. so what, post a signed tx to start it? who cares if some shitlord's space heater calculated some numbers if the request is fraudulent to begin with? bitcoiners very easily conflate "proof of work" with "true" all that car poo poo would only make it fantastically easy for someone to steal your car, because the wallet with your car key in it certainly isn't going to be on an air gapped laptop in your masturbatorium
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