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my favorite part is how too
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:17 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:air gapped laptop in your masturbatorium how do you know my posting station
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:19 |
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don't you just hate it when you lose your car key, registration, and blank notarized title transfer documents? this is the bright future sidechains promise
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:21 |
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my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:21 |
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Boxturret posted:how do you know my posting station I wish your posting station was airgapped
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:21 |
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Mulatto Butts posted:my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:22 |
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"sorry honey I left my laptop unlocked when I went to the bathroom at starbucks, now we're homeless"
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:24 |
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Mulatto Butts posted:my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too even better, if you lose your private key now you have no way to prove you own the car
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:25 |
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jony ive aces posted:you wouldn't download a car gently caress yeah I would
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:25 |
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jony ive aces posted:tbf that part wouldn't need to go through the blockchain, it's just normal public key crypto i dunno, last time i bought a car used i had to go to the dmv with my counterparty to sign some poo poo saying the car was mine now oh wait without men with guns, right
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:42 |
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surebet posted:the dmv
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:48 |
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surebet posted:i dunno, last time i bought a car used i had to go to the dmv with my counterparty to sign some poo poo saying the car was mine now last time i bought a car used i handed the guy $150 and he handed me the keys and a registration cert. i was 15 and didn't have a license. no gods no masters
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 07:50 |
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infernal machines posted:last time i bought a car used i handed the guy $150 and he handed me the keys and a registration cert. i was 15 and didn't have a license. all that's missing is the not wearing of seatbelts because freedom
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 08:10 |
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Mulatto Butts posted:my favourite part is if someone steals your private key they can steal your car too No the car wouldnt even be stolen, it would just be theirs as well until they transfer ownership
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 08:12 |
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jony ive aces posted:you wouldn't download a car Anyway I think the whole "someone stole my car by stealing my private key" thing is already solved because the cars will own themselves and drive around autonomously earning bitcoins for driving slowly in the fast lane. We won't be able to go in the cars because in the cyberfuture where cyberdrones deliver us cyberfood, we can't go outdoors because of the cybermurderdrones.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 09:37 |
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 09:46 |
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quick fmotl parenthesis: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8d_1413049025
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 10:14 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:I wish your posting station was airgapped i wish your head was airgapped from your neck or your hands from your wrists, w/e stops you are poasting
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 11:08 |
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i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now if anybody needs to, you can contact me through our nsa handlers
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 11:25 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now We'll contact you through your SorosShill pager when someone says Buttcoin.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 11:47 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now I hope the new mind control implants work well
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 11:49 |
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TVarmy posted:i like to think it was taken on an old school sony digital camera with the 3.5 floppy disks. i used to think parents who used that into the late 2000s "because how do you get the pictures off without a floppy?" were dumb as all hell, but now i realize it's a cute kind of dumb now that i am older and have seen more aggressive and mean-hearted forms of dumb. the world needs more kind of dumb. i want sony to make a 11mpix fd mavica one image per floppy coming soon to kickstarter as 'the digital polaroid'
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 12:17 |
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surebet posted:quick fmotl parenthesis: The best part is when the officer breaks the
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 12:28 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now rip
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 12:46 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:what if you tattooed someone else's address on your face? would you become them? i want to take his butt... off
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 12:48 |
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surebet posted:i dunno, last time i bought a car used i had to go to the dmv with my counterparty to sign some poo poo saying the car was mine now is that a thing cuz it was way easier in Ontario
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 12:51 |
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yeah the saaq is a giant pain in the rear end about used cars
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 13:00 |
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fun fact in Quebec the dmv is called SAAQ and liquor stores are called SAQ
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 13:01 |
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honestly, and maybe this is because i got used to waiting literally 24h+ in emergency rooms, i though the process was rather painless way back when my dad gave me a car and we had to go back and fetch a certain document but that was on us for not checking in advance, even then the total process including 2 round trips took like an hour if i was buying a used car off craigslist i'd appreciate knowing it's not stolen i guess vOv
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 14:05 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 15:06 |
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surebet posted:honestly, and maybe this is because i got used to waiting literally 24h+ in emergency rooms, i though the process was rather painless when I sold my college car (a used daewoo i got for 5 grand, oddly wasn't that bad of a car) i just got my car title out of my files and just signed it over to him and mailed in the release it seriously took like 10 minutes so how would bitcoins even make this process easier
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:02 |
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surebet posted:quick fmotl parenthesis: im the "i do not conse-" interrupted by the ttttttttt of the taser.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:06 |
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My Linux Rig posted:when I sold my college car (a used daewoo i got for 5 grand, oddly wasn't that bad of a car) i just got my car title out of my files and just signed it over to him and mailed in the release let me get my bitcoin-is-better-than translator out quote:I had to sell my car, bitcoin would have been so much easier!
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:13 |
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poo poo, I just replied to a ghost
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:13 |
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so i just stole this from butt reddit
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:27 |
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Greyhawk posted:so i just stole this from butt reddit Streisand effect happens naturally, guys
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:42 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:poo poo, I just replied to a ghost What's it like being a medium? I know, it's a bit roomier than being a small, but.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:45 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:48 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now feel better soon
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 16:54 |
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Heresiarch posted:i figure this is the place to say this: i'm logging out of literally everything except email for a while for brain-related reasons, starting now I will miss u and ur posting. feel better.
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