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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

http://honeybeesweets88.blogspot.ca/2011/11/steamed-flower-tofu-and-pear-soup-with.html


I was at a hotel in Kuching, Malaysia, and they had deep-fried century eggs, which I didn't know because every non-Western food had labels written in Malay and Arabic. I took one to try, but when I cut it open, I just couldn't do it. Didn't help that I was slightly hungover and that thing wasn't making that any better.

Century eggs actually taste pretty good. The smell will turn your stomach but the taste is actually fairly pleasant. Although you spend the next few hours desperately holding back any burps.

A lot of those preserved foods aren't meant to be entire alone, its one of those "dare to do things". Durian can be made into some pretty tasty dishes but trying to eat it fresh by itself is nearly impossible.

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AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
There are people who don't like century eggs? :psyduck:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Mmm rotten eggs.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
Deep-fried century eggs are not bad, if you put enough salt and pepper on them. Kung Pao century eggs are the best way to eat century eggs. It takes away all the horse piss flavor and replaces it with spicy saucy grease.

All other preparations of century eggs are loving foul.

e: I live in Taiwan and I like stinky tofu and goddamn baijiu, trust me century eggs are awful and if you disagree you're a wrong person

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Yeah what's wrong with eating just an egg? Why go out of your way to make it as repulsive as possible? I know that a lot of hyper-disgusting foods were originally invented as a means of preservation/survival, but poo poo man it's 2014. You do not have to bury your polar bear bile sac in a dead seal's rectum for 14 months before you can eat it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Throatwarbler posted:

The black stuff is century egg, the pink is spam, and the white is progably regular egg, that looks like a steamed egg bowl with a bunch of somewhat unusual filling, but its probably pretty tasty. Google says the english term for this is "egg custard" but I don't think that's right, custard to me means something sweet.

That is clearly not SPAM.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

quadrophrenic posted:

Deep-fried century eggs are not bad, if you put enough salt and pepper on them. Kung Pao century eggs are the best way to eat century eggs. It takes away all the horse piss flavor and replaces it with spicy saucy grease.

All other preparations of century eggs are loving foul.

e: I live in Taiwan and I like stinky tofu and goddamn baijiu, trust me century eggs are awful and if you disagree you're a wrong person

"Baijiu" doesn't taste particularly worse than any other grain alcohol because that's all it is. "Stinky tofu" is simply tofu coated in something that oxidizes when fried in oil, so that in the process of cooking it gives off a foul smell. It doesn't actually taste of anything except ordinary tofu, that is bland as gently caress. White people who say they like it are the definition of try-hard.

Century eggs are pretty good, but a big part of the draw for me is the creamy texture of the yolk. Straight out of the shell, either in a salad or congee, is the only way to eat it. Deep frying a century egg sounds horrible and I can't imagine why anyone would do such a thing.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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^^ Because

quadrophrenic posted:

Deep-fried _____________ are not bad, if you put enough salt and pepper on them.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Throatwarbler posted:

"Stinky tofu" is simply tofu coated in something that oxidizes when fried in oil, so that in the process of cooking it gives off a foul smell.

I don't believe this at all

Also, when I said baijiu, I meant 高粱, but i figured that's pretty parochial for this thread

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
Like what about stewed stinky tofu, that hasn't touched oil at all

Also how does something oxidize in oil

Also what about the texture, are you seriously telling me there's a vast conspiracy to pass off 凍豆腐 sprayed with artificial poo poo flavor as genuinely handcrafted stinky tofu, fermented for months by some pock-marked grandfather somewhere?

Are you trying to destroy my world?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Post Your Favorite (or Request) > The Anti-Food Porn thread: My favorite thing that smells of rancid piss is better than your favorite thing that smells of rancid piss

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

quadrophrenic posted:

Like what about stewed stinky tofu, that hasn't touched oil at all

Also how does something oxidize in oil

Also what about the texture, are you seriously telling me there's a vast conspiracy to pass off 凍豆腐 sprayed with artificial poo poo flavor as genuinely handcrafted stinky tofu, fermented for months by some pock-marked grandfather somewhere?

Are you trying to destroy my world?

Look, this is more effort than I have ever put into learning more about stinky tofu, but I looked it up on wikipedia

quote:

The traditional method for producing stinky tofu is to prepare a brine made from fermented milk, vegetables, and meat; the brine can also include dried shrimp, amaranth greens, mustard greens, bamboo shoots, and Chinese herbs.[1] The brine fermentation can take as long as several months.
Modern factories often use quicker methods to mass-produce stinky tofu. Fresh tofu is marinated in prepared brine for only a day or two, especially for fried or boiled cooking purpose.[2] The process only adds odour to the marinated tofu instead of letting it ferment completely.

SO yeah, they don't spray it on, they just let it soak in a big vat of the poo poo. mea loving culpa. I've had the stuff plenty of times and it just tastes like regular tofu because surprise that's what it actually is.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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So... it's to do what, scare away predators?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Data Graham posted:

So... it's to do what, scare away predators?

The Great Wall failed, they had to resort to other methods.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Steak and Kidney pie is loving delicious. Eat that goddamn offal it's delicious.

Besides which Jellied Ells are way more gross looking britfood.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Spuckuk posted:

Steak and Kidney pie is loving delicious. Eat that goddamn offal it's delicious.

Besides which Jellied Ells are way more gross looking britfood.


Does it still have bones in it?

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Spuckuk posted:

Steak and Kidney pie is loving delicious. Eat that goddamn offal it's delicious.

Besides which Jellied Ells are way more gross looking britfood.



I guess the fox won.

Arrest that ass!
Sep 1, 2006

my deadlift personal record
Nobody except your 92 year old grandfather actually eats jellied eels though.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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It came from Facebook. I'm sure chili cheese cornbread is loving delicious, but this picture. Really.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
That is the surface of Io

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
drat, dude, if you hadn't said what it was, I don't think anybody would have guessed it in a million years. Somebody not only took that picture, but looked at it and said, "yeah...yeah this will do."

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I genuinely though that was a picture of space.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

It came from Facebook. I'm sure chili cheese cornbread is loving delicious, but this picture. Really.



Pretty good picture of an infected wound taken by a game boy camera

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Watch out, Britain: potentially disgusting Thanksgiving food is headed your way.

(Yes, the news is ultimately via the Daily Mail, but still.)

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Hirayuki posted:

Watch out, Britain: potentially disgusting Thanksgiving food is headed your way.

(Yes, the news is ultimately via the Daily Mail, but still.)

I don't think the United States or Britain can claim to be better than each other, we both eat awful garbage

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
Just saw this excellent Sweet Sundae Ramen recipe, it looks ultra tasty :

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I feel sick now

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


"burrito filled with thanksgiving leftovers and wrapped in skin"

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I generally find this guy charming in that amateurish way, but sometimes things just go downhill fast with his versions of western dishes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59erF1YiFA

It's all fine and dandy sounding up until ketchup for sauce. What would the texture of mochi be like cooked that way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVezhvBOzY

Mashed potatoes, bread, pizza sauce, and that plastic cheese crap. At least even the gross stuff has some decent presentation.

I know Domino's sold some grody rear end mayonnaise pizzas, but I don't know how widespread that sort of thing is outside of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSL1L26ylqA

This seems like some poo poo that people would eat up at a state fair.

Pomp has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Nov 26, 2014

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


twoday posted:

"burrito filled with thanksgiving leftovers and wrapped in skin"
It's turkey skin, and it's delicious.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Pomp posted:

I generally find this guy charming in that amateurish way, but sometimes things just go downhill fast with his versions of western dishes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59erF1YiFA

It's all fine and dandy sounding up until ketchup for sauce. What would the texture of mochi be like cooked that way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVezhvBOzY

Mashed potatoes, bread, pizza sauce, and that plastic cheese crap. At least even the gross stuff has some decent presentation.

I know Domino's sold some grody rear end mayonnaise pizzas, but I don't know how widespread that sort of thing is outside of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSL1L26ylqA

This seems like some poo poo that people would eat up at a state fair.

Mayo sauce on pizza is a Japanese thing, it's very popular and common there. Although they use kewpie mayo rather than like, Hellemans so it's tangy.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Japanese mayo on pizza is legit yo.

Also that chicken stuff looks actually really good, though the potato chips look a little unnecessary.

AnonSpore has a new favorite as of 16:42 on Nov 26, 2014

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



twoday posted:



"burrito filled with thanksgiving leftovers and wrapped in skin"

This looks absolutely delicious.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I don't know about with mashed potatoes, but I would eat the poo poo out of that if it had rice in its place. And some black beans too. gently caress it, burrito thanksgiving, let's go.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

twoday posted:



"burrito filled with thanksgiving leftovers and wrapped in skin"

I dunno man, that looks better than most thanksgiving leftovers.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Pomp posted:

I generally find this guy charming in that amateurish way, but sometimes things just go downhill fast with his versions of western dishes.

I love Runny, but I tried a couple of his recipes and they really weren't that good. I just love watching his videos.

Pomp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVezhvBOzY

Mashed potatoes, bread, pizza sauce, and that plastic cheese crap. At least even the gross stuff has some decent presentation.

I never found real cheese in Japan, it was plastic slices, cream cheese in triangles or pre-shredded for pizza (and that was in Hokkaido, the home of Japan's dairy industry). It made me sad. :(

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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According to a teacher in high school, the Japanese regard cheese as a kind of spoiled milk and don't understand why we consider it food.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Right, this from the country that spawned natto.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Dairy products aren't really a part of many Asian cuisines. Makes sense that the general understanding of cheese there is Kraft singles.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Are you thinking of China? There's plenty of cheese in Japan, but not a lot of variety available for at-home use unless you go to specialty stores. My favorite Japanese baked goods contain Camembert and are spectacular; you can find at least one at every bakery. I had a delicious ham and Maribo sandwich at a Japanese Starbucks. Swiss cheese is likewise not unheard of.

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