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gorki
Aug 9, 2014
hahaha sugar taking one of his twitter fights to the bbc

"the piers morgan of drinks" :bahgawd:

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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Piers Morgan of drinks fuckin lol.

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Dan is an angry man, as in, I think he has anger issues. He always looks ready to nut somebody.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Dis gonna be good :munch:

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Double firing pls. Lauren and Dan.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Dr Scoofles posted:

Dan is an angry man, as in, I think he has anger issues. He always looks ready to nut somebody.

A scary scary man.

Articulamate.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Lauren seems completely dejected, she looks like she's been fired already

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

onoflalks posted:

THE PIERS MORGAN OF DRINKS :iceburn:
That was great.
WTF do we get Piers Morgan and Russell Brand and not Charlie Brooker?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Cor, nice flipreverse from Mark there

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Bye Lauren "apparently she's the thread totty" Riley

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
It was inevitable really, she wouldn't last much longer

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
No loss there.

Bring on more angry Dan :ssj:

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Classic Jimmy behaviour. Can't wait

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Terry Wogan is looking rough

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
'A cull' eh?

This is week 7, 9 candidates left. Double firing then? Or triple?


Yay, Claude on YF.

Devol_Tettran fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Nov 19, 2014

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
katie reminds me of little my off the moomins

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



gorki posted:

katie reminds me of little my off the moomins

She's a pixie. A literal pixie. I want one to keep in a little pixie sized jar.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
That font is terrible, it looks like it says "cult free" on the label

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
lauren's business idea was an app (!!!) that lets lawyers communicate with their clients :geno:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Interesting the YF crowd seems to think Roisin is the leading candidate. I can't think of how she's really stood out so far, or is it just by being virtue of being 'least worst' out of this bunch?



It tastes red :laffo:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Devol_Tettran posted:

Interesting the YF crowd seems to think Roisin is the leading candidate. I can't think of how she's really stood out so far, or is it just by being virtue of being 'least worst' out of this bunch?



It tastes red :laffo:

Yeah she's been a bit competent a few times. Autowin.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Rarity in tears


Roisin has done nothing wrong so far. (she wont win)


I'm thinking at the moment that Daniel has some amazing business plan

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

The Big Taff Man posted:

Rarity in tears

Nah she deserved to go, that pitch was terrible.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Daniel's a prick but tbqh I can't get enough of watching him.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

eating only apples posted:

The feud between Daniel and Mark is so great :allears:

I hope they have to work together again next week and Mark has to be PM.

Quoting myself from last week also :allears:

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

eating only apples posted:

Daniel's a prick but tbqh I can't get enough of watching him.

Thats the same reason Rarity loves my posts

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Loved the British stereotypes of America. Their opinion is really so low that they think BIG DAWG would be appealing to a mass market. Not even Big Dog, nope, they went the whole way on that one.

Also loved the male model who had the basketball skills of a 4 year old.

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

gorki posted:

lauren's business idea was an app (!!!) that lets lawyers communicate with their clients :geno:

Disrupting the lawyer-client relationship. :getin:

Seriously though that's a poo poo idea. "[Current thing] but with an app" is a lazy way to generate terrible business ideas. Probably would get VC funding anyway because of app fever.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

pippy posted:

Disrupting the lawyer-client relationship. :getin:

Seriously though that's a poo poo idea. "[Current thing] but with an app" is a lazy way to generate terrible business ideas. Probably would get VC funding anyway because of app fever.

Lawyers are still using faxes because they don't quite trust email for official communication. And she thinks they'll use her app?

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
may be wrong but her tone seemed almost apologetic when she answered dara's question about what her business idea was

pippy posted:

Disrupting the lawyer-client relationship. :getin:

Seriously though that's a poo poo idea. "[Current thing] but with an app" is a lazy way to generate terrible business ideas. Probably would get VC funding anyway because of app fever.

yeah i really have it in for these people. i get regular emails at uni from people looking for someone to program for free valuable experience and a reference for your CV. they are invariably people with really lovely business ideas and no clue about technology

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

I liked that part when Mark said to Daniel "If I had £1 for every time you spoke rubbish I'd have 250 grand and I'd be at home." Lawd Sugar's trying-not-to-smile smirk at that was great.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012
RIGHT OR WRONG, I CAN’T HELP BUT EXPRESS MYSELF LIKE A BRATTY CHILD. DON’T LISTEN TO ME.

pippy posted:

Disrupting the lawyer-client relationship. :getin:

Seriously though that's a poo poo idea. "[Current thing] but with an app" is a lazy way to generate terrible business ideas. Probably would get VC funding anyway because of app fever.

"With an app" is 2014's* "with a computer".

* - should be from 2011 but apprentice candidates are a bit slow.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I think that's the future honestly. Eventually nobody will even have to speak in court, all communication will be done via the Lawyer App. It means all discussion is recorded by all parties, and you can use a range of emoticons to better express your case

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
10 minutes until idiocy. What are they doing tonight?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

rear end cobra posted:

10 minutes until idiocy. What are they doing tonight?

This week it's buying good and cool stuff in the city to flog to yokels and toffs in the country

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

rear end cobra posted:

10 minutes until idiocy. What are they doing tonight?
Country farm idiocy.
Cute farm animals and the candidates stepping in dung.

Can't get better than that can it?

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Evening all, stilettos on the farm tonight you reckon?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Dr Scoofles posted:

Evening all, stilettos on the farm tonight you reckon?

It's not on the bingo card, but I'll be drinking if I see them.

And if I dont, but that's by the by.

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Dr Scoofles posted:

Evening all, stilettos on the farm tonight you reckon?

I think the stiletto brigade has all been fired by now.

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Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I want at least a double firing, after being promised 'a cull' last week.

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