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TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

scam idiots for millions, get paid for it some more, play with cats all day.

i want to be mark

or the guy who makes kopi luwak coffee.

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

AlbieQuirky posted:

Infowars has its own coffee? Is it like kopi luwak, only with Alex Jones standing in for the civets?


duTrieux. posted:

is it live civet coffee where the infowars dude eats and poops out the beans before roasting

mutha
loving
Patriot Blend

http://store.infowars.com/Patriot-Blend-100-Organic-Coffee_p_1173.html

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
"wake up america"
"jones for it"

lol

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
american patriot coffee

grown in mexico

arabica coffee :jihad:

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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specialist


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

turns out the guy I work with is a conspiracy theory wacko who likes bitcoins and drinks loving Infowars coffee.

"what a weird idiom, shouldn't that be kool-aid/flavor-aid? no, wait, could it be...?"

http://store.infowars.com/Patriot-Blend-100-Organic-Coffee_p_1173.html

jfc

e gently caress, b, i also thought it would be funny to add it to my list of potential yosmas gifts, only to be sidetracked looking for the date (which i missed, motherfuck) and spending at least 10 minutes admiring this in all it's glory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3shHgxx6bU

surebet fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Nov 26, 2014

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

jony ive aces posted:

starring matt berry

would absolutely watch this.


this is the best thing i've learned today. i wonder how it compares to the david lynch and dave mustaine coffees

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

jony ive aces posted:

american patriot coffee

grown in mexico

arabica coffee :jihad:

It was going to be Hawaiin coffee, but they couldn't get enough farmland after FEMA used eminent domain to build the Barack Obama Presidential Library and Reeducation Camp.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i wonder how it tastes

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

i wonder how it tastes

like freedom...or purestrain crazy, either or

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Verdafolio posted:

can I ask where you found those documents?

via /r/Buttcoin

idk any Japanese but parts of it are in english

https://www.mtgox.com/img/pdf/20141126_document.pdf




$780K to Violin for a toy that a PHP-based exchanged totally needed

text editor fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 26, 2014

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

trucutru posted:

Tibbaine the cat is a stone cold CEO.

Tibbaine is the true Keyser Soze, which doesn't hold up since Karpeles is the gimp but whatever IDGAF

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

jony ive aces posted:

he double spent tibane
:xd:

schroedinger's catchain

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i'm waiting for john mcafee coffee

where is it?

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

text editor posted:

via /r/Buttcoin

idk any Japanese but parts of it are in english

https://www.mtgox.com/img/pdf/20141126_document.pdf




$780K to Violin for a toy that a PHP-based exchanged totally needed

robbery with violins

ahehegeeeeugh

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

TVarmy posted:

It was going to be Hawaiin coffee, but they couldn't get enough farmland after FEMA used eminent domain to build the Barack Obama Presidential Library and Reeducation Camp.
did alex at least get to kill a pig and have his car stolen

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dr. Honked posted:

i'm waiting for john mcafee coffee

where is it?

McAfee anti-viral coffee: goes straight to your brain

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

evilweasel posted:

You missed the best part: Tibbaine Co. Ltd has taken the position that the loan "was not intended to be repaid" according to the Trustee's report which is the reason they're refusing to pay it back (also disputing the amount, but that's not as hilarious).

real question is doing "loans" like this just supposed to be a way of dodging taxes you'd have to pay if it was instead given as an increased salary/ridiculous "consulting fess" or what. cuz it really seems like if you just gave yourself a ridiculous salary/fees instead you wouldn't have to worry about potentially needing to pay it back due to legal involvement nearly as much.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

jony ive aces posted:

"wake up america"
"jones for it"

lol

hahaha. lol

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

why is it that i can't read video game news at work, but i can happily visit info wars dot com

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Werthog 95 posted:

why is it that i can't read video game news at work, but i can happily visit info wars dot com

your cjs are a bunch of freetard nutjobs that's why

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The Leck posted:

i wonder how it compares to the [ ]dave mustaine coffee

isnt 80 proof for a start

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dr. Honked posted:

i'm waiting for john mcafee coffee

where is it?

i thought that was when john took a methanphetamine-laced poo poo into your cup of water and you chugged it down to ride the mcafee snake

ElectricMucus
Feb 9, 2013
There is a new Dank thing: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=868926.msg9665398#msg9665398

e: no rundown. just a post

quote:

Tell me how well antidepressants worked out for those people (kids included) that go on shooting rampages after being 'treated' with them.

Pharmaceuticals are basterdized versions of nature's healing plants, all so they can make ridiculous amounts of money off people's suffering and demise.

But put your faith in the trillion dollar pharma industry if you want. Just remember, antidepressants 'may cause suicidal thoughts'.

Throwing a bandaid on something doesn't heal the wound. Only you can heal yourself.

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

tom cruise?

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

so uplifting thanks dank

seiken
Feb 7, 2005

hah ha ha

Dren posted:

so uplifting thanks dank

thanks, dank.

thank.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
danke schön

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Erenthal posted:

danke schön

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Erenthal posted:

vielen dank

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector
Though we go on our separate ways, the blockchain stays, for always, bitcoin says danke schön

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice

text editor posted:

via /r/Buttcoin

idk any Japanese but parts of it are in english

https://www.mtgox.com/img/pdf/20141126_document.pdf




$780K to Violin for a toy that a PHP-based exchanged totally needed

ty

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

lol, he can't possibly have read this situation right

"oh sure, let's just buy up this company that is millions in debt and agree to service that debt for no reason"

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Ripoff posted:

i thought that was when john took a methanphetamine-laced poo poo into your cup of water and you chugged it down to ride the mcafee snake

i like my mccafeecino extra frothy with some of that brown dust on top

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!
what is kraken, the only bitcoin kraken i remember was the spongebob guy's exit strategy after he gave all his money to pirateat40

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!
also i haven't looked at bitcointalk in forever, is there still somebody rating obvious scams as a+++ and slightly less obvious scams as a++, or did that fad die out

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dex posted:

also i haven't looked at bitcointalk in forever, is there still somebody rating obvious scams as a+++ and slightly less obvious scams as a++, or did that fad die out

Died out, because being a scam is cool with them as long as you (eventually) admit it.

Honest ponzis, fair pump & dump coins, etc. No need to grade them.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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uh, that op tho

quote:

becoming suicidal
November 23, 2014, 01:43:02 AM
#1
All my life savings is in bitcoin , I even sold my son's bike to buy bitcoin.
My mental health is based on the btc market. So I'm very bipolar.
Today was a very depressed day , I tried to kill myself but now I'm a bit better.
For now I just lay in bed with a bottle of wisky trying to sleep.

Does anyone know if there is a small change we ever see 1000$ again?

thank you

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

lol, he can't possibly have read this situation right

"oh sure, let's just buy up this company that is millions in debt and agree to service that debt for no reason"

He didn't, Krakena shell organization/"self-regulatory Bitcoin body for Japan" run by the Kraken/Ripple dude payed 30m JPY for that ~120m JPY in computer hardware I linked earlier, and is "assisting" with handling the disbursement of leftover USD and BTC to creditors which almost certainly means they will liquidate the BTC (to themselves at sub-market prices) and payout the resulting fiat to creditors

Sir Naruto T. Goku there won't see a drat Bitcoin after all is said and done, /r/Bitcoin thinks Kraken is stepping in to save the day all for the sake of "good publicity" but it's pretty clear they are the first scavenger to stake claim to the corpse

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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text editor posted:

He didn't, Krakena shell organization/"self-regulatory Bitcoin body for Japan" run by the Kraken/Ripple dude payed 30m JPY for that ~120m JPY in computer hardware I linked earlier, and is "assisting" with handling the disbursement of leftover USD and BTC to creditors which almost certainly means they will liquidate the BTC (to themselves at sub-market prices) and payout the resulting fiat to creditors

Sir Naruto T. Goku there won't see a drat Bitcoin after all is said and done, /r/Bitcoin thinks Kraken is stepping in to save the day all for the sake of "good publicity" but it's pretty clear they are the first scavenger to stake claim to the corpse

i'm not even sure there's even enough actual money in the collective worth of bitcoin businesses currently in operation to service that debt

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text editor
Jan 8, 2007
PYF Bitcoin Black Friday deals


Someone who has done market research:


Someone who hasn't:


Copyright infringement and fashion via Grandma_Bitcoin:


Take a loving guess what this actually is:



Speak for themselves:




Good to see Bitcoin Black Friday really taking off with retailers

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